This is really random, but today's a special day in my country, Korea! I couldn't resist.
"Okay boys, Sanji-kun on meat, Usopp on the hat. And me the marino. No chickening out okay?"
"Nami Usopp Sanji whatcha guys whispering about in a circle?"
"L-luffy! Um, we were actually talking about something we found cool in a book! Right Sanji-kun?"
"Whatever Nami-swan says! Whatever her beautiful pure lips utter-"
"Right, right. Anyways, today's Chusoek Luffy!"
"Chusoek?"
"Usopp sama shall explain. In this book, we found the history of a faraway country that is called Korea. They had a day they would celebrate life and express their gratitude for the important things in their lives. Family members from all over the country would return to the head house to and together they would thank what they normally don't think twice about. That day is today!"
"We're not in Korea."
"True Luffy, but we think it would be great if we celebrated it too! It'll be like a huge festival. Sanji kun will even prepare lots of food right Sanji kun?"
"Your wish is my command Nami-Swan! Whatever your amazing sexy lips utter-"
"That sounds like fun! I want MEAT!"
"Great, but tradition has it, we have to express our gratitude before we eat."
"So Luffy-Luffy where are you going?"
"I'll be right back!"
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"LUFFY GET OFF! YOU'RE STRANGLING ME!"
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"..Pay up boys."
To those who are confused, the trio had a bet what Luffy would treasure most. Nami, being Nami betted correctly. Luffy's precious first mate of course!
Happy Chuseok!