Good grief, although only been two chapters since this arc began, it's already the day of my career guidance consultation with Matsuzaki-sensei. I have given much thought to what I will be saying, and by that I mean for the five minutes before this chapter started. I am currently seated outside the staffroom with two annoying people while waiting for my turn.
"Oi, pervert. Stop lying on the ground."
That was Aiura Mikoto, one of the two remaining 'psychics' at PK Academy. A transfer student with an uncanny talent for fortune telling, she was one of the only few who knew of my powers other than my family. Not that it matters now.
The other 'psychic'? That's the pervert lying on his back in front of us.
"Eheheh… That was a classic white pair…"
I don't know who he is.
"Saiki! How cruel!"
I still don't know him.
"I'm Toritsuka Reita! I'm the medium with the amazing ability to see spirits. Saiki is just speechless at my new, ingenious sightseeing method. It's not illegal to lie down in the corridor! Just so happens that girls' skirts are so conveniently short eheheh…"
Don't take over my introductions! And that is definitely illegal!
Good grief. Just my luck to be in the same class as this pervert for my final year. What a pain.
"Hey, pervert. D'you even know what you're gonna say? Doubt there's much goin' on in that head of yours..."
Aiura clicked her tongue at the pervert now standing indignantly in front of us. If we stop acknowledging it maybe it'll disappear.
"Tch! Why are both of you always so mean to me? Of course, I have it all figured out!"
No you haven't.
"I'm going to be a swimsuit model photographer! I've got years of experience looking at-"
No.
Actually, why would a fortune teller be concerned about planning for the future?
"Ha! You're curious aren't ya, Saiki?"
Don't try to read my thoughts.
"As a fortune teller, clearly I have the advantage in seeing which path in life is the best. But paths open and close! So obviously I still have to plan my steps for the long term."
She's nodding her head thoughtfully at the self-help book she's holding. Where did she get those glasses?
Good grief. Neither of them has a clue.
"Thank you, Matsuzaki-sensei!"
A loud, spirited voice came from the staffroom. That must have been Hairo Kineshi. For those of you who don't already know, he was our class representative last year. Ah, here he is.
"Oh! Saiki, Matsuzaki-sensei asked me to call you in. See you later at practice!"
What practice? Good grief, same as always.
Time for me to head in.
…
Finally, that's over.
Hmm? Did you expect to hear what was discussed?
Good grief, that can't do. We need to save some material for the ending, don't we?
A/N: Saiki wants to live a peaceful, comfortable life full of coffee jelly. That was what was discussed. Probably.