Good grief, is it finally time for lunch? It feels like it's been ages. Time to make a quick escape to the cafeteria before anyone-

"Saiki-san! Good to see you, I calculated the probability that you would be sneaking out of your classroom the moment the bell rang and here you are, I hope I am not interrupting anything because I was thinking we should go to lunch together seeing that I am no longer in the same class as you for our final year, what a pity I had hoped we would be in the same class as a mark of the start of a new year for our continuing friendship-"

That's Akechi Touma, a former classmate of mine who had known me from Kindergarten due to a certain troublesome incident which was only resolved in the last few episodes of the anime. He is currently still talking in the background while walking behind me but I shall spare you and the author of any more of his ramblings by making my way to the cafeteria.

Good grief. Fortunately my telepathic powers have gone, otherwise I would have had much worse of a headache than I already do from seeing his face. What a pain.

Hmm? The cafeteria is suspiciously empty. This can't be good-

"You! Come over here and make yourself useful, my chef is on leave today and I need a cup of tea right now to go with this disgustingly dry peasant food."

Ah, but of course. Saiko Metori has taken over the majority of the cafeteria with an absurdly large marble dinner table, a chandelier and an army of servants as usual. I see Mera has managed to sneak her way in as a maid again.

But who is he pointing to- Oh.

"Saiko-san! How are you doing? I would love to help you out and get you some tea to save you from your rich boy privileges but I'm currently with my good friend Saiki-san and it would be so rude of me to leave him to have lunch alone-"

Please leave.

'-so I would like to extend my sincerest apologies for not being able to spare my time to indulge in your egotistical ways of addressing your fellow schoolmates-"

Saiko looks confused on how to feel at what Akechi is saying due to the sheer speed at which he is speaking. I should leave them to it.

"Saiki, I never thought you as one to be so desperate for friends."

Saiko is looking at me with even more pity than usual. This is unprecedented and also slightly humiliating.

Good grief. I'll have to make a move before I draw more attention to myself than I need to. Time to leave-

"Ah, pal! Here you are! Hahaha were you that hungry for lunch? You ran off so fast!"

Bye.

"Let's go for ramen after school- Eh? Where did he go?"

Good grief, I did not expect that sneaking away would be so much more difficult without my powers. I'll go buy some bread before lunch ends-

"Ring~"

… What a pain.

A/N: Saiki secretly wishes he had a personal chef too, just so that he can have coffee jelly whenever he wanted. The author just wants some ramen.