Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Leni. The part of the fanfiction where Leni comes out and sings, a silly song. We join Leni as she follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee in the day time drama, Endangered Love.
Leni: *singing* Barbara manatee.
Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee.
Leni: *singing* You are the one for me.
Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.
Leni: *singing* Sent from up above.
Backup Singers: Up above, up above.
Leni: *singing* You are the one I love.
Backup Singers: Barbara, oh Barbara.
Bill: *singing* Please don't cry Barbara. You're a nice manatee. You've been so good to me. But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all. And you can't come because you don't speak french. Au revoir!
Barbara: *singing* But if you leave, Bill. Who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes, and new manatee lipstick! Who will take me to the ball?
Leni: *jumps off the couch* I'll take you to the ball, barbara manatee!
Barbara: Please don't go.
Bill: I must.
Barbara: Don't go.
Bill: I must.
Barbara: Don't.
Bill: Must!
Barbara: Don't, don't!
Bill: Must, must!
Leni: *singing* Barbara manatee.
Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee.
Leni: *singing* You are the one for me.
Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.
Leni: *singing* Sent from up above.
Backup Singers: Manatee from heaven.
Leni: *singing* You are the one I love.
*Leni dances the tango with Lola's stuffed Barbara Manatee*
Leni: *singing* Barbara manatee.
Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee.
Leni: *singing* I'll be your mon ami.
Backup Singers: Mon ami, mon ami.
Leni: *singing* I'll take you to the ball.
Backup Singers: To the ball, to the ball.
Leni: *singing* I hope you're not too tall.
Backup Singers: You might have trouble dancing.
Barbara: Bill, I've learned French.
Bill: You have?
Barbara: Mais oui, je sui manatee. See?
Bill: *singing* Oui, oui, mon ami. I always knew you could. I really hoped you would. Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?
Barbara: Yes. But first, Bill. *singing* Will you take me to the ball? *spoken* Oh, Bill. *singing* Will you take me to the ball?
Bill: I can't dance.
Barbara: You can't?
Bill: No.
Barbara: I must go!
Bill: Please don't go.
Barbara: I must.
Bill: Don't go.
Barbara: I must.
Bill: Don't.
Barbara: Must!
Bill: Don't, don't!
Barbara: Must, must!
Leni: *singing* Barbara manatee.
Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee.
Leni: *singing* You are the one-
*Leni is interrupted by Lori opening the front door*
Lori: Leni, what are you doing?
Leni: Just, watching a little TV, Lori.
Lori: Oookay.
Leni: *blushes in embarrasment* That was akward.
Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Leni. Tune in next time to hear Bill say:
Bill: Barbara! I've learned to dance!
Barbara: Oh, Bill.