Chapter Two: The Pun War that killed Ladybug
On the first Saturday game night, Chat got in front of the group and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, on this spectacular night, we will be playing my absolute favorite game… PUN WARS!"
Ladybug groaned, but listened to the rest of what Chat was going to say.
"The rules are simple, you will be placed into brackets and the person who can add the most pun about their miraculous in a single sentence wins!"
First Round/Group 1: Pegasus vs Bunnix
" Well, bunny, are you having a good hare day because it's just carrot for you," said Bunnix, positive she would win.
"I'm a little horse, but ponies are the horsepower to pick a gallop," responded Pegasus.
Bunnix started to blush.
Final score: Bunnix 3/ Pegasus 4. Pegasus wins!
First Round/ Group 2: Viperion vs Rena Rouge
"Don't hiss me off, or I'll be sure that you will hiss yourself goodbye," Viperion smirked.
"Well don't toddle now for fox sake, we still have a fox more to do," Rena said without batting an eye.
Final Score Viperion 2/ Rena 3. Rena wins!
First Round/ Group 3: Carapace vs Chat Noir
"You turtley snapped my out of my shell," said Carapace
"You know purrfectly feline that I don't claw anyone that I don't mew," Chat Noir said casually.
Final Score: Carapace 3/ Chat Noir 4. Chat wins!
First Round/ Group 4: King Monkey vs Queen Bee
"Stop monkeying around, you know I'm the chimp ion because you are barely swinging on," started King Monkey.
"Why are we doing this? I just wanted to spend time with Ladybug, not these peasants," complained Queen Bee.
Final Score: King Monkey wins by default.
First Round/ Group 5: Ladybug vs Ryuko
"I'm sorry to bug you, I think I'm coming down with a stomach bug, but I lavare you on our team," tried Ladybug.
"I don't do puns, it's a waste of my time," Ryuko said coolly.
Meanwhile, Chat was freaking out that his Lady made a pun!
Final Score: Ladybug wins by default.
"Great job, guys! Now for our next category… CHEESE!" declared Chat.
"I think I'll stick this one out, cheese makes me queasy," suggested King Monkey.
Second Round/ Group 1: Pegasus vs Chat Noir
" You've gotta brie lieve me, this is so gouda that you camembert,"chuckled Chat.
"You literally took all the good ones. I'm out," sighed Pegasus.
Final Score: Chat wins by default.
Second Round/ Group 2: Rena Rouge vs Ladybug
" Just because you are my idol, doesn't mean you aren't going down," declared Rena.
"Well, you feta believe it," smiled Ladybug.
Rena exe has stopped working.
Final Score: Ladybug wins by default.
Final Round: Ladybug vs Chat Noir
"My Lady, you are purrfect for me," Chat began.
Then, Ladybug snapped.
"I HELD AS LONG AS I COULD, I CAN'T STAND PUNS. ESPECIALLY, WHEN THEY COME FROM YOUR MOUTH! MY PARENTS LITERALLY NAMED ME AFTER A PUN! I QUIT!"
Ladybug stormed to the edge of the rooftop and growled, "Bug out!"
Chat Noir wins by default.
Fin.
If anyone found the third pun Rena made I will give you a virtual cookie!