John Phoenix walked home from the animal trial.
"Hey, John Phoenix, congrats on your win at the top secret animal trial!" said Phoenix.
"Yes." said John Phoenix, not even bothering to wonder how Phoenix knew about that.
John Phoenix pulled his mask off and then ripped off the piece of fabric that was blocking the first part of his name tag.
He was ME, ENEMY OF JOHN PHOENIX!
We laughed together while the real John Phoenix was getting eaten by bears.
THE END