Chapter 5: Hawkmoth's Interview
Star: Hi guys, M&M and I are feeling lonely, though we appreciate all 229 views.
M&M: That was honestly more than we both expected.
Star:You still owe me $10.
M&M: I'll pay you later, but we have news.
Star: Today, we will be interviewing, drumroll please!
Both: Hawk Moth!
Star: Wow, you readers look so excited.
M&M: Yeah, of course they would be, we're interviewing one of Paris's supervillains, by the way how did you get this interview?
Star: Uh, a letter appeared on my doorstep threatening to sue me for more money then I had in the bank if I didn't do this interview.
M&M: I see…
Star: Well, let's get on with the interview!
(Star, today is wearing her signature jean jacket with the painted rose on the back and a cute, blue button-up with white capris. She is wearing blue converse. Her wavy, dark brown hair with blue tips in a stylish messy bun with a rose clip keeping it in place. Her blue-grey eyes adorned with blue boston frame glasses.)
(M&M, is wearing a orange flowy top with dark blue jeans and orange flats. Her black sleek hair is placed in a half up half down fashion. Her black din frames covering her brown eyes)
(Hawkmoth is wearing his signature outfit from the show.)
Star: So, Hawkmoth what is your goal with being a supervillain?
Hawkmoth: I want the miraculous. Would you like some tea?
Star: Yes, please!
Hawkmoth: One lump or two?
M&M: That doesn't matter, what do you want with the miraculous?
Hawkmoth: It is very rude to interrupt.
Star: He's got a point.
Hawkmoth: *pouring tea* Nevermind dear, you came for an interview so you will get one. I want to make a wish.
M&M: What do you wish for?
Star: *elbows M&M and whispers* It's rude to pry!
M&M *whispers back* We're reporters, it's what we do.
Hawkmoth: I want my wife back.
Star: Awww!
Hawkmoth: I really miss her.
Star: *wiping away tears* That was beautiful, but why do you hate Team Miraculous so much?
Hawkmoth: They are keeping me from my wife as well as Ladybug flaunting that she has more miraculous than me. Argh! She is so annoying, foiling all my plans, capturing my poor little akumkins.
M&M: Okay. Many of your followers ship you and Mayura together. Is this ship canon?
Hawkmoth: Mayura? She's just my assistant filling in for my wife.
Nathalie: How could you?
Hawkmoth: Nathalie, wait!
Star: I'll go talk to her. Stay here. *runs after Nathalie*
M&M: I guess that's a no.
*awkward silence*
(M&M's mind: You shouldn't have pestered, now Star has left and you know she's better at breaking the ice than you. JUST APOLOGIZE!)
(Hawkmoth's mind: Wait, Nathalie has a crush on me?)
Star: *returns with a red-eyed Nathalie and gives her a hug* So, what did I miss?
M&M: Nothing really.
Star: Hawkmoth, thank you for the interview, M&M and I have to go home and edit this before we post it. *whispers in Hawkmoth's ear* You should go talk to her.
Hawkmoth: *whispers back* I will.
Star and M&M have left Hawkmoth's lair.
Star: He was nicer than I thought he would be.
M&M: Does he even realize that we know his identity?
Star: Nope! But Gabernath is finally canon!
M&M: Yeah, how did you do that anyway?
Star: A matchmaker never tells her secrets.
M&M: I thought it was a magician.
Star: STILL THE SAME THING!
Fin.