Authors note because we wanted to say something: Thanks to her-eyes-fiery-pinpricks and others who left kind reviews for this ridiculous story. Thanks for laughing with us. Our sense of humor is the bomb.

Today was a good day for the Keepers. They did something great (for once lolol i joke i joke). Like defeated ALL THE EVIL VILLIANS IN THE ENTIRE DISNEY UNIVERSE. Yeah. It was quite the accomplishment of the freaking CENTURY. They were heroes. Everyone was hugging and it was so great. Hugs are great. (just sayin').

Finn pulled Philby in for a strong, "friendship" filled bro-hug. Finn's mouth was close to Philby's ear. His warm breath tickled Philby's ear as he whispered, "Hail hydra." Finn pulled away and winked.

are you freaking kidding me. A FREAKING HYDRA MOLE IN OUR OWN KINGDOM KEEPER RANKS AFTER WE DEFEATED ALL THE EVIL- you know what. I'm done. IM SO DONE.

"WAIT UP FOR ME!"

lykdis if u crey evertim.