Still working on 'like when a fox falls'!
"What's going on?" Nami takes a seat beside the ex-pirate hunter. Her gaze is drawn to the other side of the bar.
"No, I ordered another beer yesterday, where's that beer?" Zoro motions to the waiter across the room before following her gaze. "Oh, that? Luffy's fighting."
"My question is why. I told you two we'll be leaving tonight to avoid the storms. I was gone for less than ten minutes."
"The pirate hunter disguised as a drunk mountain pirate challenged him to an epic battle of rock paper and scissors and things…" Zoro shrugs. "Escalated."
Nami watches the force of the disguised pirate hunter's punch cause Luffy to fly into three tables and two chairs before crashing through the wall. She asks over the screams. "Are you going to help?"
"No, Luffy can handle a weakling like that."
"Are you going to warn him that it's a pirate hunter?"
"N-o," Zoro draws the word out, like he is speaking to a particularly slow child. "Luffy can handle a weakling like that."
"Are you going to do anything?"
"Of course," The swordsman replies, offended. He leans back in his chair to holler. "Mister, gimme some meat over here too!"