Chapter 6: Fandom Intervention

Star: What's up guys. We are here with my favorite chapter.

M&M: I thought the last chapter was your favorite. You and Hawkmoth were talking and gossiping like old friends.

DJ: Hey, what about me!

Star: Oh, yeah I forgot. This is DJ. HE is my new edition to my imaginary friends. I will be adding him to my profile, so check it out.

M&M: Wait, back up there. I'm an imaginary friend!

Star: No, you're real. He is entirely made up.

DJ: Ouch!

Star: Sorry, but we had to do our job of playful banter before the story, or else it is incomplete. On with my favorite chapter!

"Chat, we can't know each other's identities, it could be used against us," Ladybug sighed for the millionth time. He had been asking all week, it had started to get annoying.

"But LB, w-we, we, we could, what's my line again?" asked Chat.

Star said, frustrated, "Guys, we told you several times. You can't break the fourth wall!"

DJ agreed, "It breaks the whole flow of the story."

Queen Bee stormed on to the rooftop and shrieked, "Why don't I have any lines in this one? I should be the star of this story, not this mangy cat."'

M&M sighed, "Here we go again."

Queen Bee continued to shriek and argue with Star, until DJ yelled, "Be quiet, all of you, except for Star." M&M coughed. "And M&M," he quickly added.

"Thank you, DJ," Star said as DJ started to swoon, " Ladybug and Chat, you will reveal soon according to Thomas Astruc, so you guys can stop dancing around each other soon." Star pointed to Queen Bee and said, "You will betray everyone in Miracle Queen and will lose your miraculous, so you will become a minor character in this series. Plus, I don't like you."

"That's the understatement of the year," Ladybug muttered as Chat chuckled.

"Anyway, guys get in your spots and don't start until Star yells action," M&M ordered.

Everyone gets into their spots again and the scene starts, then Lila interrupts, "Why am I the villain in every single scene?"

Before Star could answer the people on Team Lila started to agree with her, then DJ came into action declared, "You are a liar, a villain if you must, it is your job in the story to make these two," he said pointing to Ladybug and Chat Noir, "come together in their civilian lives to take you down."

Star grabbed DJ's hand and gazed into his bright blue eyes with adoration and whispered into his ear, "Thanks, I honestly couldn't have done this without you. You are a great friend."

Once Star's back was turned, DJ melted into a pool of despair and crawled over to M&M who was trying to comfort him with her dry sense of humor.

"Why doesn't she love me," DJ wailed.

"I don't know, maybe because you are a dork," responded M&M.

"But it's part of my personality!"

"That's what makes you a dork."

"Hey!"

That's when Ladybug and Chat Noir came up to help comfort DJ with past experiences.

"You don't know how many times I've tried to tell my crush that I like him. My friends started placing bets on how long it would take me to confess and I still haven't told him," Ladybug laughed.

"Actually, you have tried to confess to him 34 (just a guess, don't take my word for it.) times, succeeded one time, but that timeline got erased," DJ confirmed.

"Dam, I keep forgetting that there's a show that documents our lives, did you see my photos on my phone?," Chat asked timidly.

"Oh, Loverboy we've seen all of them," laughed M&M.

Chat buried his face in his hands in shame, while the others laughed. DJ spoke up again, "Don't worry about your stalkerish tendencies, your lady does the same thing with her crush ." It was Ladybug's turn to hide her face in her hands, covering a deep scarlet flush.

Star walked over to join them and they quickly changed the topic to something stupid like socks.

"I have a collection of crazy socks at home, one pair with cats doing the floss," lied M&M.

"Awesome, I'd love to see them, M&M," chriped Star.

M&M muttered, "Great, now I have to find socks with cats doing the floss, oh wait, I'm an AUTHORity, I can just make them."

M&M snapped and socks with cats doing the floss fell into her hand. It is her favorite pair since that day.

Fin

Hey guys, it's M&M. I'm a little bit worried about Star. Quarantine has been hard on her in the loft. She's currently singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of her lungs, while our new loftmate is just egging her on. They are about to sing all of the songs from Mamma Mia! I'm afraid she will forget about fanfiction because you guys haven't been reviewing, which makes her go into a bout of depression. When she goes into a bout of depression, the only cure is having attention and singing a lot of songs at the top of her lungs. I'm so glad that our downstairs neighbor is partially deaf. Our new loftmate has a giant crush on Star and has been giving her a lot of attention, which she desperately needs. All I ask of you is to please review before I bury all of the speakers, phones, computers, i pods, and tvs.

Hi, it's Star and M&M's new loftmate, DJ and I'm going to take you on a tour of our loft before the chapter ends. So, in our loft there are four bedrooms of equal sizes, I know it sounds huge, but it's cozy. There are two bathrooms, one for Star and M&M to share and the other for me until we get a new loft mate. We have a huge living room with a chair each of our liking, mine's a recliner, M&M's chair is an egg chair, and Star's chair is a rocking chair. There is a huge kitchen, in which Star cooks up a storm. We each do our own grocery shopping and have a separate cabinet for each of us, but mostly we will eat whatever Star cooks. Otherwise there's not much to it. Later!

What's up, it's Star. I am here to clarify that I don't sing at the top of my lungs and that I actually have a decent singing voice. I don't know who told you that, but when I find out he or she is going to be dead. My money's on M&M. Don't worry, I won't kill her. I'll just make sure she can't eat my food until the end of the week. (She's lactose intolerant) *evil laugh*