The Eagle 5 soon made it to Planet Spaceball.
"There it is," Barf alerted the others. "Spaceball City straight ahead."
"Good. I'm takin' her in." Lone Starr nodded, getting ready to park down below.
"You shouldn't park there," Thor said. "That's a no-parking zone."
"Are you really gonna let morals get in the way of-" Lone Starr asked, turning his head to see Thor smirking. "Ohh..." he then said, seeing that was an idea and not a valuable lesson as he went to park the Winnebago down there.
"What the hell is that thing?" A slender door guard asked.
"It looks like a Winnebago with wings." The chubby door guard guessed.
"Jeez. Hey, you can't park here!" The slender door guard called out as they were about to land and park.
"Yeah, can't you guys read? No parking!" The chubby door guard added.
Barf opened the door and put up his middle finger, before making smooching noises at them.
"That son of a..." The slender guard growled, cocking his gun as he and his partner went to the door that Barf was sticking out of. "All right, hands up. You're under arrest for illegal parking."
"Yeah!" agreed his friend, as they walked inside.
The Winnebago jostled back and forth... And a few minutes later, both Lone and Barf came out in the guards' uniforms. Cherry used the uniform key to unlock the door, and the group went inside.
"Hmph... A little tacky, but I guess we could make 'em work." Thor shrugged as he checked out the uniforms.
"Are you sure you're not gay?" Cherry asked dryly.
Thor stuck his tongue out at her.
They soon walked down the hall of the prison dome as they kept an eye out for anything as they snuck along as Thor began to hum a song called "Minnie the Moocher" as they crept along. There was then a prison guard, walking down the hall towards them, so they stood against the wall before Barf's tail hit against Cherry's nose again before she sniffled and grabbed his tail firmly.
The prison guard looked back at them and noticed Barf's tail before shrugging and walked along. "Nah!"
Once the prison guard was gone, they went back down the hall again before Cherry let go of Barf's tail and suddenly sneezed.
"All right, I think I found out where Princess Vespa is." Thor said to the others as he saw a door that said: "ROYAL PRISONERS ONLY".
"Convenient, isn't it?" asked Lionel.
AND SO, AFTER CONVENIENTLY ZAPPING INTO THE ROYAL PRISONERS SECTION...
"She's gotta be in one of these cells..." said Lone Starr.
"Yeah, but which one?" asked Lionel, as they searched each door; opening the eye slot on each one they looked through.
So far, they kept on coming up empty.
Just then, they heard something: "Nobody knows~..."
"It's coming from there." pointed Cherry.
"That can't be her." said Barf. as he and the others ventured towards the baritone singing.
"...The trouble I've seen~"
As Lone opened the eye slot, he found Vespa inside, with Dot sleeping nearby.
"Nobody knows but Jesus~" Vespa continued.
"WOW... That was very unexpected." Lionel noted.
"Her voice is lower than your dad's." Thor said to Cherry.
"That should never be a sentence said about a woman." Cherry replied.
Cherry soon opened the door with the key she used to open the front door. Everyone soon came in and Cherry shut the door, though it shut on Barf's tail, making him wince and whimper.
Cherry glanced at him before she cupped her mouth. "I am SO sorry!" she then said.
"I bet you are!" Barf squeaked.
Cherry soon cracked the door open a bit and let Barf walk in more to get his tail out of pain.
"What do you what?" Vespa glared as she saw guards before Dot woke up.
"It's me." Lone Starr said, taking off his helmet.
"It's us." Thor added as he did the same.
"Lone Starr. How'd you find us?" Vespa asked.
"No time to talk," Lone Starr replied. "C'mon."
"We gotta move." Barf added.
"Cherry, how'd you do it?" Dot asked.
"Never mind that, let's get you out of here while we still have time," Cherry said urgently. "This is usually the part of the movie/story where the bad guys realize we're here and trying to break you out and try to stop us and it looks like they got us before we find a clever way out."
Soon, the group was off and running down the hall, until they ran into more trouble. "Freeze!"
The two guards from earlier were standing in the hall with their guns, but in their underwear too.
"Those are the guys that stole our uniforms." said Beanpole.
"And beat the shit out of us, too!" agreed Colossus.
Starr cocked his gun and shot it at the door guards, who ran off, but then, lasers shot from another hall. "Uh-oh, we got company." said Lone, as he knelt down and crawled to the opposite wall.
While Lionel conjured a shield, the others followed behind as the troopers kept firing.
"Dammit. That's our only way out!" Barf exclaimed.
"We're trapped!" Vespa cried.
"Oh, I hate these movies." Dot grumbled.
Lone and Barf kept firing, though the mawg eventually threw down his gun. "I'm outta ammo!" he exclaimed.
"Get back. I'll hold 'em off!" Starr declared as he continued firing at the troopers.
"I got an idea." Barf declared before he walked over to a quad-pipe loop.
Starr ceased firing and looked up.
"Yikes," Cherry said in a snarky tone that could rival David Spade. "What are you doing?"
Barf soon started to pull out the pipes.
"What's he doing?" Dot wondered.
Thor watched in intrigue as Barf pulled out half of the pipes and he took it to the hallway where the firing was coming from and faced the opening to the troopers. The Troopers soon fired at Barf and the shot went into the pipes and shot out the other side and the shots soon hit the Troopers and this made them fall down on the floor.
"...I apologize again." Cherry sweat-dropped.
Barf soon mussed up her hair and she groaned and squirmed to get him off of her. "Don't judge me! Don't be the judge of me! Bad girl! Bad girl!" he then told her.
"Knock it off!" Cherry complained.
"Good work." Lone Starr smiled at his friend.
They soon heard more laser blasts coming from another hall.
"Oh, no, it's those ping-pongs!" Thor cried out. "Run for it!"
"Let's go!" Lionel added.
They soon ran down the hallway as the door began to close.
"It's closing!" Vespa panicked.
"Go for the door." Lone Starr told them.
The group soon jumped through the door just before it closed.
"Don't move, or you're dead! Stand up!" The trooper ordered. "Captain, we've got them!"
The captain walked in behind them. "Spectacular stunt, my friends, but all for naught," he chuckled. "Turn around, please."
And so, the group did... Or so it would seem!
"What a pity. What a pity," The captain replied. "So, Princess, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of-" But as he got a better look, his mouth dropped open.
One of the stunt doubles was a man with a cigar.
"You idiots!" The captain shouted. "These are not them. You've captured their stunt doubles! Search the area. Find them! Find them!"
Back at the prison dome, the group came out. The real group that is. Lone Starr was firing at the Troopers that followed them out the door. A laser blast hit the lock on a door of the Eagle 5. Barf ran over to that door and tried to open it.
"Open the door!" Vespa told him.
"I can't. It's fused." Barf told her.
"Well, what about this one?" Vespa asked, pointing to another door.
Barf tried to open it, but frowned. "It's locked."
"And don't tell me, the keys are inside?" Cherry asked.
"Uh-huh!" Barf nodded.
Cherry face-palmed in response.
"Oh, great!" Vespa added.
"Duck!" Lone Starr told them as they soon leaned up against the Eagle 5 and ran back towards the door that was fused and gave the gun to the princess. "Here, you hold 'em off. I'll get the door."
"I ain't shootin' this thing!" Vespa complained. "I hate guns."
A Trooper then fired at Vespa's hair and hit it which worried Dot.
"My hair. He shot my hair. Son of a bitch!" Vespa complained as she walked towards the Troopers and started to hit every one of them with her gun as she was beyond angry.
"What... The... (Fluttershy yay!)uck?" Cherry asked with wide eyes and an icon of the yellow pegasus mare with pink mane popped up over her mouth briefly before vanishing again.
"I dunno, bro." Lionel shrugged.
"How was that?" asked Vespa, blowing off the barrel.
"Not bad." said Lone.
"Not bad for a girl." commented Barf.
"Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo." said Dot.
"Let's blow this joint." Vespa declared.
"You read my mind!" Thor replied as they took off.
One on the Spaceball 1, there were footsteps heard which came from President Skroob.
President Skroob. Salute. Hail Skroob." The people on the ship greeted him as he traveled down the very, very, very long hallway.
"The ship is too big!" Skroob complained. "If I walk, the story would be over."
"Sir?" Sandurz called.
"Yes, uh..." Skroob said before looking at Dark Helmet who wore his mask down. "Never have that damn thing down in front of me. How do I know you're not making faces at me under there?" he then complained before the mask came up to show Dark Helmet sticking his tongue out at Skroob.
"President Skroob," Jackson called as he came over with a salute before showing him something. "I give you Planet Drudia."
"Ah, Planet Druidia and 10,000 years of fresh air." Skroob beamed.
"The way he runs things, it'll last a hundred." Dark Helmet muttered to Jackson and Sandurz.
"What?" Skroob asked as Dark Helmet shrugged innocently.
"We're beginning metamorphosis, sir." Sandurz reported.
"Good. Get on with it." Skroob then nodded.
"Ready, Mr. de Vil?" Dark Helmet asked his intern.
"This is gonna be good." Jackson smirked fiendishly.
BACK ON EAGLE-5...
"Look. It's Spaceball-1!" exclaimed Lone Starr. "They've reached the air shield!"
"And it's opening!" said Dot.
"How they gonna get the air out?" asked Barf. "I don't see any hoses or anything!"
Suddenly, Spaceball-1 began to change shape.
"What's happening? The ship...it's changing!" gasped Vespa.
Arms began to grow out of the sides, and the rockets turned into feet.
"Oh, my gosh..." exclaimed Barf. "It's not just a spaceship. It's a transformer!"
"Truly, there was more to Spaceball-1 than meets the eye." Thor commented.
"Oh, Takara and Hasbro are SO gonna sue these guys!" Lionel added.
"Déjà vu." Cherry said.
"Gesundheit!" Barf replied.
"No, Barf, Cherry means-" Thor was about to explain.
The front of the Spaceball 1 ship started to turn over.
"It's changing into..." Dot began.
"A gigantic..." Barf added.
The front turned over to reveal a head similar to the Statue of Liberty's head and the rest of the ship soon wore a maid's uniform with a giant vacuum cleaner.
"Maid." Vespa then finished.
"With a vacuum cleaner." Lone Starr added.
"So that's how they're gonna get the air out." Barf remarked.
"It's an Iron Maiden!" Thor cried out. "We gotta stop 'em!"
"We gotta blow up the Death Star!" Cherry added.
"What are you yammering about?" asked Lionel. "That's a completely different story altogether!"
"I'm trying to fit in with the storyline!" Cherry defended.
"How would that even work?!" Lionel asked. "There is no Death Star here, just a giant friggin' robot!"
"What th' heck's a Death Star?" asked Lone Starr.
"Not important!" Lionel replied. "Just... Just stay related to the actual story, alright?"
Cherry's head hit the glass window.
Meanwhile...
"Metamorphoses is completed, sir. Spaceball 1 has now become-" Sandurz began before there was some sort of dramatic fanfare heard before he finished his sentence. "Mega Maid."
"Good." Dark Helmet nodded as he removed his mask.
"Remarkable." Skroob added.
"Now, commence Operation: Vacu-suck." Dark Helmet then demanded.
Jackson soon pushed a button to turn the vacuum on and it started to fill up like a regular vacuum, only not collecting dust and other junk on a floor, but oxygen.
On Vespa's home planet, the vacuum sucked up snow off of a mountain and even the trees out of a forest.
"Suck. Suck. Suck." The villains chanted together.
King Roland was looking at a picture of Vespa and began to have trouble breathing. "Goodbye, little Vespa. My little baby, Vespa." he then said before suddenly fainting.
Back with our heroes...
"That airbag is almost full, we gotta stop it!" Thor said to the others.
"We've gotta act fast," Lionel declared. "Step 1: we reverse the vacuum and blow the air back on the planet; Step 2: we destroy that thing!"
"But isn't that dangerous?" asked Vespa.
"Extremely, plus, I don't know how the hell we're gonna do it." added Starr.
"What about that ring Yogurt gave you?" asked Thor.
"Oh, yeah..." Lone realized as he pulled the Schwartz ring out of his pocket. "But..."
"C'mon, Boss, give it a shot." suggested Barf.
"Okay. Here goes nothing." said Lone, pointing the ring at the vacuum.
ABOARD THE MEGA-MAID...
The switch on the vacuum started to glow and moved towards the reverse part of the vacuum.
"Look at that! Wow!" Vespa exclaimed.
"It... It's working!" Barf cheered.
"C'mon, Schwartz!" exclaimed the group, chanting. "C'mon, Schwartz! C'mon, Schwartz! C'mon, Schwartz!"
"This reminds me of something..." Cherry said before shrugging. "Eh, I'll explain later. C'mon, Schwartz!"
The switch suddenly flipped over to the reverse part. The vacuum then started blowing air back on the planet.
"Helmet, what's going on?" Skroob demanded.
Dark Helmet pulled his mask down before facing his two associates. "Sandurz, de Vil, what's going on?" he then demanded.
"It's Mega Maid," Sandurz replied. "She's gone from suck to blow."
"Much like a modern Family Guy episode." Jackson added.
"What?!" Skroob cried out. "They're getting all their air back! Do something!" he then told Dark Helmet.
"Do something." Dark Helmet then told Sandurz and Jackson.
"Do something." Sandurz said with a microphone.
"It might be too late." Vicky remarked.
The snow was dumped back on the mountain, and the trees were planted back in the same spots.
And in King Roland's bedroom, air began to flow back inside, letting him breathe. "I'm breathing..." he exclaimed, bewildered. "Air! Air!"
Back in space, the EAGLE-5 flew into Mega Maid's ear canal.
"Dim the lights." said Lone.
"Dimming the lights."
Barf hit a switch, and the lights went out.
"Go to infra-red."
"Going to infra-red."
"Pray to God."
"Praying to God!"
The infra-red light comes on, and the television monitor showed a layout of the ear canal, and how the EAGLE 5 was maneuvering through it. L.S. turned on the scanning switch.
"Careful. Careful." Dot cautioned.
"What are you doin'?" Barf asked his boss.
"Scanning. There's gotta be a self-destruct mechanism somewhere in the central brain area." Lone Starr replied.
The scanner soon looked around the ship.
"Is that it?" Cherry asked.
"I think you found it, kid." Lone Starr nodded.
"Where?" Vespa asked.
"Watch," Lone Starr replied before he hit a switch which made the television monitor show a flashing red button. "Bingo. There it is. It's right below us. Put her in hover, Barf."
"Putting her hover." Barf nodded.
"I'm goin' down there." Lone Starr said, walking towards the door.
"He's goin' down there," Barf told the others before looking scared. "I wouldn't."
"I probably wouldn't either." Thor agreed.
"Ooh... Are you a scaredy mat now?" Cherry teased Barf. "Half man? Half cat?"
"Cherry, cut it out!" Thor scolded.
"You got a lotta nerve, kid!" Barf growled. "Nobody, but NOBODY, calls me part cat and gets away with it!"
Cherry stuck her tongue out.
"Don't make me turn you into a cat!" Thor told Cherry.
"Oh, like you would ever do that." Cherry rolled her eyes.
POOF!
Cherry blinked as she was now a cat as Barf growled. "Uh-oh... AAAAUGH!" she then yelped as he began to chase her around.
Lone Starr soon began to walk down the ladder, glancing at what happened before he rolled his eyes and shook his head and began to walk into and close the emergency door, trying to be as quiet and stealthy as possible.
Lionel tsk-tsk-tsked. "Figures, you'd be stupid enough to shoot off your mouth and get yourself in trouble. You'll be turned back when you DESERVE it."
"Make him staaawp!" Cherry cried out as Barf kept chasing her.
"Mm-mm..." Thor shook his head and crossed his arms with a childish pout on his face.
Cherry soon stopped at the door and tried to fumble to open it with her paws.
"If we do, what's stopping you from going back to acting like a jerk to him?" asked Lionel.
"Pleeease!" Cherry begged.
Thor just glanced over.
"Okay, Vomit-" Cherry began.
"BARF! Barf! My name is Barf!" Barf told her. "You know... Like 'bark' and 'arf'?" he then suggested.
"Gyeah..." Cherry grimaced. "Look, I'm sorry I made fun of you."
"Well, why you have to come down on me?" asked Barf. "If I did anything to you, I never meant to, whereas you clearly meant to make fun of me!"
"Aaaugh!" Cherry cried out.
Lionel and Thor soon went after Lone Starr to wait until Cherry would learn her lesson.