Sleeping Beauty castle sparkled in the night as Finn and Amanda were crossed over heading to the Pirates of Caribbean ride. When they made it inside the ride they were surprised to find Maybeck standing at the ride start.

"Uh, what are you doing here?" Finn asked.

Maybeck gave a happy grin as if he knew his presence wasn't wanted. Perfect.

"I'm just hanging out.. you know. What about you two?" Maybeck asked even though he sounded like he knew the answer.

"We're going to ride the ride," Finn said flatly.

"Me too! LET'S GO TOGETHER!"

"What?" Amanda asked, but Maybeck ignored her and persisted them to come with him.

The first few minutes were nice and quiet and Finn and Amanda were holding hands. But then Maybeck, sitting behind them leaned forward said, "Please don't kiss while I'm on the ride. Like seriously, I'm sick of you two doing the lovey-dovey crap."

Finn groaned. "Maybeck, can you not be such a-"

"OH MY GOSH WHERE'S THE BANJO!?" Maybeck screamed.

Finn was going to deck him.

"What banjo?' Amanda asked.

"The banjo I hear playing."

"Please shut up. Please disappear forever," Finn muttered.

The rest of the ride was terrible. Maybeck wouldn't shut up. Every time Finn would try to put his arm around Amanda or hold her hand Maybeck would scream or say something like, "DON'T PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER WE COULD DIE. YOU HAVE TO BE READY FOR THE OTS!"

Finn was going to deck him so hard.

As the ride continued on and Maybeck said more stupid comments like, "I like the guy drinking rum."

"They're all drinking rum, Maybeck," Finn said irritated.

"Oh."

Finally, they made it to the last scene of the ride. Finn was ready to get off and ditch Maybeck. Suddenly, the ride stopped. Finn didn't think anything of it since the ride always stopped in that scene.

Finn groaned. "When will this ride end?"

"What?! You're not having a good time?! This is the best ride!" Maybeck said.

Amanda turned around the best she could to speak to Maybeck. "You screamed throughout the entire ride! OF course we aren't having a good time! I have been so close pushing you out of this boat. The thing I don't understand is WHY YOU'RE BEING MORE ANNOYING THAN USUAL."

Finn wasn't surprised at Amanda's breakdown. He was waiting for it the entire ride. Maybeck was about to answer when he yelled, "WHAT THE ****?!"

BANg! One of the drunk pirates guns that shot a blast of air went off. Finn tensed and winced as the cold air sent a sharp sensation sailing through his arm.

"FINN," Amanda gasped, pointing at his arm.

There was a trail of red.

Maybeck cursed again and screamed at Amanda, "USE YOUR POWERS!"

She glared at Maybeck and waved her hand towards his direction knocking him out of the boat. She looked at the pirate that shot Finn and flicked her wrist sending him into the other pirates behind him. More gunshots when off as Maybeck climbed back into the boat.

"We need to get this boat moving! There's no way we can climb that waterfall unless we want to leave Finn behind to die."

"I'm not going to die," Finn muttered.

"You'll bleed out and die."

Finn rolled his eyes and muttered about how he wished he had a gun.

Amanda was still pushing the pirates away the boat. Guns flew into the water, Pirates continued to drink rum, and Amanda was starting to slow down with her attacks.

The barrels above them started to swing back and forth more than usual and she realized that a pirate was starting to cut the rope. No big deal, she thought to herself. She could handle one pirate.

Finn blinked hard, swaying in his seat.

"BLOOD LOSS!" Maybeck cried. "YOURE GONNA PASS OUT AND DIE BECAUSE OF BLOOD LOSS!"

Finn turned around to glare at Maybeck, still blinking sleepily. "WHAT? No, Maybeck. I am NOT going to DIE. IM NOT PASSSING OUT! I'm just TIRED."

"It's a symptom," Maybeck muttered.

"SHUSH. IM Trying to save Our butts over here!" AMANDA YELLEd. More pirates starting coming through the attraction into the scene. Twenty were there already and Amanda was getting tired keeping them away from the boat.

"FINN'S GOING TO PASSOUT. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!" Maybeck yelled.

"I'm FINE," Finn protested. "Just ignore him and hold on for a little longer while I think of a way out of this."

"How can you think when you'll be unconscious?"

"MAYBECK, SHUT YOUR MOUTH. SHUT YOUR FACE. JUST SHUT UP!" and with that last word Finn swayed and passed out in the seat.

"Uh, Amanda? Finn probably needs a medic or something," Maybeck said. "And I'm pretty sure true loves kiss isn't going to work this time…"

"What?" Amanda turned to see Finn unconscious. "Finn!?"

"Just push the boat up the waterfall!"

"I'll break the ride!"

"FINN'S GONNA DIE."

"FINE I HATE YOU!"

Amanda used the last of her power to push the boat up the water fall and through the rest of the ride.

From using every last ounce of strength, she too passed out.

"Amanda…?" Maybeck looked in the front row to see both Finn and Amanda slumped against each other, unconscious.

"GREAT. Just gGREAT."

Maybeck had to carry both of them. He definitely was strong enough. And he definitely reaped what he sowed. Theres a lesson in here, but I guess you'll just have to find it.

Later on Maybeck reported back to Philby. "So, then they passed out and yeah."

"You were supposed to RUIN their date not get them killed!" Philby yelled at him.

"They didn't die! Well, Finn almost did. I mean, he got SHOT by a drunk pirate, but least he lived."

Philby sighed. "Whatever. You tried. I'll give you that."

"Do I get my fifty dollars?"

"You get forty five."

"Why can't I have the other five?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because I hate you."

"Okay," Maybeck said annoyed. Least he got paid.

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