IT BEGAN LIKE THIS: During a break from college, Finn was sitting on the roof of his house, like an idiot, when a freak storm came out of nowhere and lightning struck him. Sure, he was in a coma for a bit, but when he woke up, it was like he was never in a coma. Then of course there was the revelation that he could see the world getting slower around him. Only, it wasn't the world getting slower. . . it was him getting faster. Fast enough to stop a cup from hitting the ground. Fast enough to get to work on time with a minute to spare. Fast enough to stop a bullet. And so he decided, with the help of some friends, that becoming a hero might not be such a bad idea. And for a few years, it was good.

But there were the drawbacks. Like being hopelessly in love with a possible fugitive who may get arrested due to escaping from an evil government cooperation. The constant lies and secrets to keep his family safe. Oh, and the crisis that was planning to end life, the universe, and everything.

Fun.

So when Finn asked himself what else could go wrong (something he should never do), he was met with his destiny to die. He didn't know much about destiny or if it could be changed, but he knew he should just see how it goes. He didn't want to die and leave everyone behind, but he also couldn't let his friends die either. He did what he had to do, and ultimately, he was left watching his friend die. In return of his friend's sacrifice, Finn saw the universe be reborn.

The universe became one. That was that. Finn kept going. The end.

Oh, but wait. There's more. Because there is always more. And the story never ends. Because that would be too easy, and Finn knows by now that he can't get a break.

Then one day, Finn sat at his desk in STAR labs when a hologram appeared. Another version of himself, which was strange considering there is no multiverse (you know because the universe BROKE and he just ASSUMED there was one earth and didn't RESEARCH anything). He looked the same as Finn except he wore a mickey mouse watch instead of the regular one that he normally wore (because there always has to be a difference between doppelgangers).

"Oh, thank goodness. I reached you," The hologram Finn said, "Well, myself."

"Um. Is this a prank?"

"This is a prerecorded message, so I have no clue what you just asked me. I'll take a guess at the answer I should give though: no, this isn't a prank. Now that I have your attention. I need me, in another universe, to know the following information, if it applies to them due to the ongoing world crisis in 2020: There has been an update in the timeline."

"What the heck does that mean?" Finn asked.

"I'm sure you know what it means." The hologram Finn smiled. "Good luck."

The hologram disappeared.

Then it reappeared. "OH, and also. . . a surprise might be coming your way, if I did all of this right. Again, you'll know what I mean."

The hologram disappeared.

After Finn took a second to take that information in, he did the logical thing. . . he called Philby.

Together they realized that when there was a crisis on infinite earths, Finn and his super friends accidently recreated the universe with multiple earths again. The only difference was that all his BEST SUPER FRIENDS were moved to one specific earth called Earth Prime.

What does it all mean?

Well, that answers lie with the box Finn got from holographic Finn (Isn't having multiple Finn's confusing?). In the box was two books titled Kingdom Keepers: Disney After Dark. One had a cool holographic cover while the other one was just Maleficent looking evil by the Cinderella Castle. Finn opened up the pretty version and saw his name was written in it. He was a character in a book.

Cool.

After Finn read both versions and analyzed it thoroughly (which took, like, five minutes due to super speed), he realized the biggest realization:

That time and the multiverse is a bunch of crap and shouldn't be explored any further. In fact, it should all be disregarded. Nothing matters. Everything is a lie. The future doesn't even MATTER.

Time Travel: DUMB.

Multiverse: DUMB.

And he wasn't going to get involved with any of it. He was done. He was going to live the rest of his life as The Flash.

THE END.

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