Hello everyone! You all seem very excited for this one. I don't blame you. This is going to be a fun story. Just as a quick warning, I will be taking a few liberties with a few parts of Splatoon's lore. You'll see what I mean when we get there. Anyways, let's begin. Sammy is three and Callie and Marie are both five.


Jason Cuttlefish looked in his daughters' room with a sigh. Only one of them was really his daughter, Marie. He was surprised at how his family jumped from three to five. First, his brother and his wife were in an accident. He and his wife, Aqua, had decided to take the orphan, Callie in. Of course, the biggest surprise was Sammy. Only a few weeks prior, he had been out with both his daughters when they found a human child. Even worse, the little girl didn't seem to remember anything other then her name and birthday, so asking how she was still alive, or where she came from was out of the question. That being said, he was quickly persuaded to take the young girl in via a tag team set of puppy dog eyes from all three girls. Aqua was even easier to persuade. Speaking of them, all three girls were fast asleep.

"They took to each other so fast," Aqua said as she came over to the door frame.

"It kinda surprised me, seeing as who their grandfather is," Jason replied. Cap'n Craig Cuttlefish was still known for being quite the racist sometimes.

"He seemed to like Sammy too," Aqua pointed out.

"He likes everything other then Octarians," Jason replied. "I just don't want them to take it the wrong way,"

"Our girls are smart and they all have big hearts. I think they will be fine," Aqua assured him. The two parents shared one last look at their daughters before leaving for their own rooms.

"Are they gone yet?" Callie asked as she picked her head up. None of the three girls were actually sleeping.

"Um...yes," Marie said.

"So...now what?" Sammy asked.

"Pillow fights are too loud," Marie pointed out, stopping Callie right in her tracks.

"Aw," She and Sammy both whined.

"I guess we can just talk," Marie pointed out.

"About what?" Sammy asked.

"About how jealous everyone is going to be when they meet the most awesome human ever!" Callie gushed as she pulled her little sister into a hug. Sammy just smiled. She liked hugs.

"Callie! Dad told you not to scare her when we go to school. Besides she can't go yet," Marie pointed out.

"But I'm not scared!" Sammy protested.

"See Marie?" Callie said.

"Just...nevermind," Marie said before yawning.

"Marie no! Now we are all going to be tired!" Callie protested. Sure enough, she yawned not too long after and Sammy yawned after her.

"I'm not tired!" Sammy protested as she crossed her arms. However, she only succeeded in looking cute. Callie started gushing again and Marie just smiled.

Jason and Aqua weren't surprised to see the three girls sleeping in a hug pile the next morning.


And we have begun this inky adventure. And if you are wondering why Callie's parents are dead, I(like many fans) headcanon that the Squid Sisters were raised together in order to get the close relationship they have in canon. Also Marie is confirmed to have visited her parents, so Callie's came up short. Also, before I forget, why is Sammy/Samey in Splatoon? The contrast. What do I mean by this? Amy is an abusive b**th to Sammy/Samey despite the fact they are twins. Compare to Callie and Marie, who despite being cousins, are basically glued to the hip with each other. So I wanted Sammy to have a chance to learn what a real sibling relationship is like. Anyways, see you next time.