Gamelover41592: Thankfully.
Matt (Guest): I try to be
pokemon master sans: One of the rules of my story is that it has to be following the displaced TD character(for the most part anyways). So no, in other words.
For anyone who cares, most of the story mode chapters will just be fish puns. Sorry in advance if you don't like those things. Trust me, I've been cringing too. Anyways, let's get going.
"I love riding the rails!" Jax cheered as he rode an inkrail to another platform.
"Focus Agent 4!" Marie snapped.
"Let him have his fun!" Callie fired back.
"Callie just wishes she was out there with Agent 4!" Sammy chimed in. Jax could hear Callie's embarrassed squeaks from the headset. It was very cute.
"Hey is that an Inkzooka?" Jax asked as he grabbed the can. The Inkzooka then appeared in his hand.
"Make the most of that Inkzooka!" Cuttlefish ordered.
"You don't have to tell me twice," Jax said as he looked evilly at the Octarians, who all suddenly remembered that they had better things to do.
"Where's the floor?!" Callie exclaimed. She had, yet again, chosen to tag along with Jax.
"Those Octo scallywags hid the path, did they?!" Cuttlefish snapped.
"Try shooting the floor!" Sammy called out. Jax, instead, chose to shoot a balloon fish that was sitting on the invisible floor, covering the safe parts in ink.
"After you," Jax said as he gave a mocking bow to Callie, who blushed before heading across. They continued on for a bit, only to run into some Octoballs.
"Hey, are Octoballs kinda cute or is just me?" Callie asked. "I'd love to have one as a pet!"
"Callie! How many times do we have to tell you no!?" Marie snapped over the headsets.
"I have a pet super sea snail," Jax admitted. Callie turned to face him.
"I thought everyone just gave those to Spyke," Callie admitted.
"Not all of them," Jax said. "You can keep them as pets. I painted some rings on his shell so I don't mistake him for one that I would give to Spyke,"
"Where did you get him?" Callie asked.
"Found him when I was walking home one day. His name is Snax," Jax replied.
"Isn't that a nasty thing to call a super sea snail?" Sammy piped up.
"I couldn't come up with anything else!" Jax protested. As he argued with Sammy and Marie over his pet's name. Callie looked at him. When she first heard about his crush on her, she was fully expecting some nutty fan. But Jax had more to him then just liking her. He was funny, kind, smart, a bit of a dork…
Callie blushed a little. She was beginning to think that Jax's crush might be becoming mutual.
"Do you think Flooders could be useful for a shower?" Sammy questioned when she saw what was waiting for Jax in his next level.
"Er, no," Marie said quickly. "I don't want to shower in enemy ink. Good way to get splatted,"
"I meant if you changed some things about it!" Sammy replied. "Like, change it to spray water instead of ink,"
"Hey, that would be kinda cool!" Callie agreed
"I think it still comes out too fast!" Marie fired back.
"Agent 4, do you have an opinion?" Callie asked.
"Do not drag me into this!" Jax demanded as everyone couldn't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of the conversation.
"Why are Octarian landscapes so weird?" Sammy asked.
"Beats me," Cuttlefish admitted. This time, Jax was confronted with moving platforms.
"Maybe they need it to save power?" Jax offered.
"Then wouldn't non-moving platforms make more sense?" Marie pointed out.
"Octarians are weird," Callie said.
"No kidding," Jax said. "I mean, did they really have to go through all this trouble just for our power? They could have just moved into Inkopolis. That war was 100 years ago. We have more room on the surface now,"
"You're a wise squiddo!" Cuttlefish marvaled. "How old are ya?"
"Sixteen, Cap'n," Jax replied.
"Heh. Just around my granddaughters' ages..." Cuttlefish said in a thinking tone.
"GRAMPS!" Three embarrassed voices(Callie was loudest) shouted. Jax had to lean against a pillar to keep from falling over from his laughter.
"Here they come! Octoling ahoy!" Cuttlefish exclaimed.
"Sure you can handle this, Agent 3?" Jax asked.
"Relax! Even though I'm not an inkling, Gramps still trained me. Almost as good as any inkling," Sammy replied.
"Okay, before we keep moving, why are all the Octoling places like the maps we have for Turf War?" Marie asked. She had a point. First the Kelp Dome, and now Blackbelly Skatepark.
"How the heck did they even find out about these places?" Callie asked.
"No time to question it!" Sammy said as she rolled out of the wall to dodge an Octoling landing. A few well placed shots later, and the Octoling was sent back to the spawn.
"...I guess I shouldn't have questioned you," Jax admitted sheepishly.
"It's fine," Sammy said. "Besides, I would have underestimated you too,"
"Thank-hey!" Jax said once he realized what she said. "Marie is the sassy one! Not you!"
"Younger siblings tend to take after older ones," Marie replied with her own trademark sass. Jax just grunted as he pressed on with Sammy.
"This is Bluefin Depot!" Jax realized. "How the heck did an Octostriker get here?
"The Octarians must be moving towards the city," Cuttlefish said. "We're gonna have to speed this up!"
"You got it, Cap'n!" Jax replied. This was his big chance to show off a little. He moved quickly throughout the ink, keeping himself hidden. He would only pop in and out of the ink to spread more or to deal with enemies. The Octostriker didn't even know what hit it.
"That was crazy!" Sammy said.
"That was super fresh, Jax!" Callie gushed.
"T-t-thanks," Jax stuttered.
"Just kiss already," Marie snarked, much to Jax and Callie's embarrassment.
"This Octoweapon won't know what hit it!" Callie said. This time, Jax, Sammy, Callie, and Marie had decided to tackle the boss together.
"Good luck squiddos!" Cuttlefish said. All four agents landed in the arena, where they were confronted with a calm like thing.
"What is this thing?" Sammy asked. The thing roared to life before starting to spin towards the agents.
"It's the Octowhirl!" Cuttlefish exclaimed. "Lure it into your ink to expose the tentacle!"
"You don't have to tell me twice!" Marie said as she started to ink the ground as best she could. A charger wasn't that great for covering a large area with Ink. Callie, on the other hand, was having a much easier time. The Octowhirl rolled right into her ink, causing it to get stuck. Jax took the chance to blast the tentacle.
"Yes!" Sammy cheered.
"We're not done yet!" Jax pointed out. The Octowhirl quickly made things harder by removing inkable floors and rotating the floors. However, it was no match for the four agents working as a team.
"That was fun," Sammy said.
"Easy for you to say," Marie groaned.
"And no awkward feet this time," Jax said.
"Hot dang, squiddos!" Cuttlefish cheered. "You're all on fire! But I've got a bad feeling about...well,"
"What's wrong, Gramps?" Sammy asked.
"Eh, I'll just take a quick look for myself!" Cuttlefish said, shrugging off the issue.
"Cut...tle...fishhhhh..."
"NO...You!? It can't be!" Cuttlefish exclaimed.
"Gramps?" Callie asked.
"GYAHAHA! Time to face the music, old-timer…"
"W-w-w-w-wait!" Cuttlefish begged.
"GRAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!"
"No! STOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!" Cuttlefish begged. Then radio static.
"GRAMPS!" The Squid Sisters exclaimed.
"Who was that?" Jax asked.
"The Octarian leader…" Sammy replied.
"DJ Octavio…" The Squid Sisters all answered.
And the DJ has made his power play. Let's see how that goes. See you all next time.
