Gamelover41592: Uh oh indeed

Matt (Guest): Getting to that.

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been around lately. Still trying to adjust to COVED-19 taking almost everything I was looking forward to away. But I'll get there. Anyways, you all know what is coming. Time to take down DJ Octavio.

"This is too nice," Jax said. In front of him was an Inkzooka and a Bubbler.

"Yeah! Those Octo-Jerks would never do something like this!" Callie pointed out.

"I guess just grab one and go, Agent 4," Sammy replied. Swallowing his fear, Jax grabbed the Inkzooka and launched himself to the next platform….

"That's it?" Jax asked as he saw only three Octoballs.

"Huh, guess the Octarians are just dumb," Marie snarked as Jax splatted them. Suddenly, four Twintacle Octotroopers appeared, causing Jax to whip out of the Inkzooka and start blasting away.

"Nope! Octarians are not dumb!" Jax exclaimed once he finished.

"Oh stop being a baby, Agent 4!" Marie replied.

"Would you do it, Agent 2?" Sammy asked.

"Pick a side, Agent 3!" Marie snapped. Jax struggled to keep his laughter down, lest another ambush show up.

"Aw! Look at the mini Octostomps!" Callie gushed as Jax dealt with said enemies. Thankfully, they were easier to kill then the boss version.

"According to the Cap'n notes, they are called Octostamps," Sammy revealed. Jax could hear the sound of papers shuffling.

"So the Cap'n is your guys's grandpa right?" Jax asked as he started to make his way across some sponges.

"Yeah!" Callie admitted.

"I'll bet that was cool," Jax said. "I mean, you had a war hero as your grandpa! That would be awesome!"

"Of course that was cool!" Sammy exclaimed. "But he was so sweet! He spoiled us rotten, but he was also the only one will to teach me how to use any inkling weapons,"

"He taught us all how to fight," Marie pointed out. "I hope we find him soon." Jax could tell that seemed to sour the mood, so he decided to be quiet and move on.

"I think that DJ Octavio is getting angry!" Callie exclaimed as she and Jax both aimed their Inkzookas at the mass amount of enemies that had spawned in.

"We must be getting close!" Sammy realized.

"So is this a good thing?" Marie asked.

"Well, not at the moment, but we are closer to finding Gramps if everything got beefed up, right?" Sammy pointed out.

"Still doesn't make this easier," Jax snarked as he blasted another one. He quickly finished blasting all the enemies closer to him, but noticed that some had backed Callie towards the edge. Running on pure instinct, Jax quickly splatted them all and yanked Callie towards him.

Of course, he wasn't aiming and did pull pretty hard.

Neither was sure what happened. One minute, Callie was falling and the next, she and Jax had locked lips. Both were parazlyed, so the kiss continued with neither sure what to do. Sammy and Marie were both squeeing over the coms as Callie and Jax finally pulled away. Jax and Callie, meanwhile, were both blushing hard and stammering, unable to form a sentence.

"Uh-"

"Um-"

"Ah-"

"Dah-"

Finally, Jax managed to clear his head. "Callie, I am so sorry about that! I didn't know that would happen! I-" He would have continued to babble, but Callie placed a finger to his lips.

"Jax, you don't have to apologize," Callie said quietly. "I enjoyed that…"

"Y-you did?" Jax asked. Mentally, he was over the moon at the idea that Callie enjoyed kissing him.

"Of course! I...like you. A lot," Callie realized.

"Um...so once this is over, do you...wanna go out some time?" Jax asked as he nervously rubbed the back of his head.

"As like a date?" Callie asked.

"Yeah, like that!" Jax said.

"I'd love to!" Callie exclaimed. The duo smiled at each other as they went in for another kiss. Unlike the first one, it wasn't sudden. It was at a pace that both wanted. Callie placed her hands around Jax's surprisingly broad shoulders, while his hands went around her hips. Both were in a state of bliss nothing could snap them out of.

All the while, Marie and Sammy squealed like fangirls. They were happy for Callie.

"...I wanna go back to kissing Callie," Jax groaned when he saw all the Flooders waiting for him at the next level.

"You two can have another makeout session later," Sammy replied.

"Sam!" A mortified Callie exclaimed as Marie burst into laughter. Jax was a little embarrassed too, but he shrugged it off. After all, he wasn't Marie and Sammy's sibling. At least not yet, hopefully.

"Okay, I'm going to keep moving," Jax said.

"You do that, lover boy," Marie taunted. Now Jax was blushing hard.

"We can't let them take Saltspray Rig!" Marie exclaimed. Jax was inclined to agree. The Octolings getting control of the oil rig was a bad idea.

"You don't need to tell us twice!" Callie assured her cousin. She had decided to join up with Jax again(and both had another blushing session when Sammy told them to focus on the mission and not kissing).

"Let's get them!" Jax said. He noticed that there were a lot of seaweed Octolings this time. "Lot of the seaweed ones this time,"

"This is one of the last zapfish spots, so that would make sense," Sammy pointed out.

"This Octavio guy really must not want us to get to him," Jax noted.

"Maybe he's a coward?" Callie offered. Jax burst into laughter at the thought of the big bad being a coward.

"Octostriker spotted at Blackbelly Skatepark!" Sammy exclaimed as Jax entered the final area. This was it. Only one zapfish left to claim. And it was clear they weren't going to make this easy on him.

"Octosnipers too! Keep your head down if you don't want to lose it!" Marie barked.

"You don't have to tell me twice!" Jax exclaimed.

"You can do it, Agent 4," Callie cheered. Jax steeled himself. He could do this. The rest of the level went with almost no problems.

"Nice work, Agent 4!" Sammy complimented once Jax claimed the Zapfish.

"That's the way to DJ Octavio," Marie said as she pointed at a UFO flying around. The four agents were all standing at a launchpad. Jax was told that he was going alone. "Good luck, Agent 4,"

Sammy was next. "You can do this!"

Callie gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Mop the floor with him!"

"Date, afterwards?" Jax asked. Callie playfully shoved him.

"I'll think about it," She told him.

"I'll be back," Jax assured her, before super jumping up to the UFO.

Jax looked around when he first reached his final destination. The whole place screamed 'final boss' to him. It was dark and there were giant tentacles looming in the background. The Great Zapfish was right in front of him and Cap'n Cuttlefish was tied up on another platform.

"Hmm? Agent 3?! It's a trap! Don't approach!" Cap'n Cuttlefish warned.

"I told you so!" Callie cheered.

"We all knew it would be here!" Sammy pointed out. Undaunted, Jax walked towards the Great Zapfish. Suddenly, the Great Zapfish was sucked into one final machine. It looked like a DJ booth(fittingly) and inside sat a large octopus with a samurai helmet. Using his wasabi, he started to scratch the records.

"GYAH HA HA!" He laughed. "I'ma remix your face!" Jax went on the defensive. He quickly realized he needed to wait for DJ Octavio to launch the platform's fists to knock him back, then wait for him to launch a missile to fire back. However, this was not easy. DJ Octavio had a bunch of attacks, from Octorpedoes, to a killer wail, to summoning enemies, and everything seemed to grow either hard to avoid, come out more often or faster, or summon stronger enemies in the case of that. The platforms also grew smaller. Jax knew that he had to stay focused, but he needed something to give him a boost.

Luckily, the Squid Sisters were always good for that.

Out of nowhere, the Squid Sisters's most famous song, a remaster of Calamari Inkantation overrode DJ Octavio's theme.

"What's this? Where's mah beats?" DJ Octavio asked as he began to helplessly dance along. Callie said something, but Jax couldn't make out what it was.

"You've got it upside down!" Sammy pointed out.

"Musical override complete!" Marie announced.

"That heavenly melody...It's the one and only SQUID SISTERS!" Cuttlefish cheered as he broke himself free.

"Now we are talking!" Jax cheered.

"Don't you ever worry your granddaughters like that again!" Sammy snapped.

"Agent 4! Take care of gramps for us, kay?" Marie asked.

"I think I can handle it," Jax said as he super jumped to where DJ Octavio had flown.

"Final push! CHARGE!" Callie exclaimed. Jax didn't need to be told twice. After all, with his favorite song ever blasting away and the Squid Sisters cheering him on, Jax felt stronger then ever. Finally, he managed to knock DJ Octavio out of his platform. Jax readied his shot.

He was Inkopolis's hero.

He was Callie's hero!

And DJ Octavio was…

"DEFEATED!" Jax roared as he fired the mad DJ back into his platform.

Jax rushed to the plaza. There was something he needed to see. Sure enough, the Great Zapfish was back where it belonged. The TV in the plaza then came on.

"Nobody's here this late, but we have a NEWSFLASH!" Callie revealed.

"What what what?" Sammy asked.

"Yeah, what's going on at this hour?" Marie added.

"The Great Zapfish is on Inkopolis Tower!" Callie revealed.

"Whoa, really!? That's a shocker?!" Marie exclaimed.

"No power outages for us!" Sammy cheered.

"Where could it have been?" Callie asked.

"I guess we'll never know," Sammy replied.

"At least it's back now!" Marie pointed out.

"I love happy endings!" Sammy cheered.

"Wanna blast one more song?" Callie asked.

"At this time of night?!" Marie exclaimed. "...Oh, why not?" Jax was a little disappointed he wasn't mentioned, but he knew why. They had to keep everything secret. Oh well. He was still a hero and he got a date out of the deal!

"Wait until Snax hears about this!" Jax said to himself as he waltzed back to his house. He was over the moon.

And with that, Splatoon comes to a close. DJ Octavio is one of my all time favorite final bosses so I hope I did the fight justice. Anyways, next time will just be some more fluff. See ya then.