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(it takes two to tango?)

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Chapter 1: Not a good start to the day.

Cool air spread through the sleeping neighbourhood of the small town of berk. The sun slowly made its way up, scattering its morning haze to wake the sleeping town from their dreaming slumbers. Beams spreading its way up the garden and up the bricks to the highest window ledge before flooding the room, the suns strong cast rest peacefully on to hiccups face as he slept.

Hiccup groaned as the rays got too much for him, finally waking him up with one eye peering open to scout his surrounding before bringing his sight to his alarm clock ' shit 'he thought, 'I've woken before the alarm agin... ' he awoke properly and sat up from his bed stretching out his arms and letting out a big yawn.

Hiccup moved the covers from his legs and got up making his way to the bathroom, opening the door and closing it behind him.

He turned on the shower that spat out brisk cold water at poor hiccup before he leaped back rubbing his face with his arm 'jesus fuck' the water soon warmed up and hiccup began to remove his clothes and put them into the wash basket near the door.

He stepped into the now hot and steamy shower and began to wash his hair and body while humming to himself making sure to wash himself thoroughly, he turned off the shower and put a towel around his waist opening the door to the shower and stepped out, A loud shriek threw off hiccups balance and he slipped on the wet floor falling flat on his ass hiccup letting out a yelp of pain.

Now hiccup had lost his left foot in an accident when he was younger and he was left with a fake one that his uncle had made him, however the fall had bent the spring that was inside his now bent and broken leg. he got up and limped over to the alarm clock that was the culprit of the shrieking.

The sigh of relief from hiccup as the horrid noise stopped only to hear a wolf whistle come from outside his window, what?... hiccup looked out of the window. A tall pale but attractive teenager with beautiful blue eyes and pure white hair that was short at the sides but styled up at the front, stood at the back of hiccups garden, holding his bag with one hand and imitating a shooting pistol with the other at hiccup before giving hiccup a smirk.

Hiccup turned a few shades of red in his cheeks after seeing jack smirk and seeing how he looked in the early morning sun. he ducked quickly under the window and made his way over to his dresser where he pulled on a green thin jumper and brown skin tight jeans before proceeding to put on his worn black and white converse with tattered laces.

He then diverted his attention to his other leg that was crooked and in need of repair. Luckily he had a spare that gobber (hiccup's uncle) had made just in case of such disasters.

He pulled out the new one from under his bed and unclipped the old one from his leg, hiccup let out a grunt as it stung a little. The new one fit perfectly and hiccup stood back up to test it, wobbling a little as the spring needed wearing in. he put the broken one into his backpack.

He quickly looked at himself in the mirror to make sure he looked presentable in front of jack like he always did every morning before they walked to school.. hiccup was average height and had thick auburn hair and a cute nerdy figure to him. He grabbed his rucksack and his phone and made his way down stairs.

" OH HELLO MY DEAR BOY!' a big voice boomed.

"oh uh h-hi dad" hiccup said Trying to keep himself from having a heart attack,

"JACK IS WAITING FOR Ya SON." stoic boomed as he stood in the kitchen wearing a flowery apron that stripped him of any masculinity, now stoic was a rather large individual who was built like a Russian tank, rough around the edges but sweet like a cherry bakewell. His massive mussels and his loud and terrifying voice would still scare odin himself.

"i-i know dad, i-i saw him from my room" hiccup was always shy at talking to his dad.

" AYE, DO YA WANT SUMTHIN' TO EAT, HICCUP?. I CAN MAKE YA A TOASTIE!' stoic was flipping eggs and bacon with his spatular while cutting some tomatoes with a rather large knife that wasn't far off a machete with the other slamming it down. Hiccup looked somewhat confused and scared at the sight.

"no thanks, ur.. dad. Im good" hiccup said scratching his neck.

"WELL 'AVE A GOOD LAST DAY AT Collage SON, I Won't BE HOME TONIGHT. WORK ASKED ME TO WORK OVERTIME, BUT IVE LEFT SOME MONEY ON THE SIDE FOR PIZZA." Hiccup smiled a little, his dad was loud and terrifying but he was quite a softie at heart.

"thanks dad, i'll see you later" he grabbed his lunch and shoved it into his bag before opening the back door and disappearing down the garden where jack was still waiting leaning against the fence gate.

"Here's the hot supermodel" Jack said with an over dramatic flamboyant voice as hiccup approached.

" HAHA very funny" hiccup pouted as he slung his backpack over his shoulder.

"hey hic, how was your morning" jack said with a big grin on his lips, hiccup rolled his eyes,

"come on jack we need to get going else we'll be late"

Jack's smile when to a frown as hiccup began to walk ahead. " ugh.. I don't want to go. theres too much work and and talking to people and then ther-"

"jack we have to go, I will not get caught skipping lessons again my dad nearly killed me. Plus Astrid will be there, we can hang out with her and the gang".

" but I don't like talking to Astrid! She always says I'm boring and not cool. And always talks about her stupid car." .

" jack.. you do know how childish you are... right?" jack stopped walking. "hey! Im just trying to keep everyone laugh okay". Hiccup turned around with a smile

"jack you are 19 in two months, me in 6 right? That means well be fully adults soon You do know that" jack smiled

" and what are you saying here dragon boy?" hiccup frowned at that word, jack had always called him that since they were 10 as hiccup loved anything and everything to do with dragons.

" d-don't call me that! And I mean that we need to start being more mature and act like adults".

"I hear ya hic, but it's the last day! No more Collage and so much more freedom and-"

"you not think it would be a good idea to look for a job?" hiccup interrupted jack with his arms crossed and a raised eyebrow.

" thats not a bad plan hic! Ill add it to my list" jack pulled out a small book and pen while hiccup now put his hand over his eyes in disbelief.

The two boys carried on walking, jack telling hiccup jokes that odin himself would not approve of. The boys were nearly to the gates gates when hiccup spoke

"hey um.. jack, I don't suppose you'd like to come over tonight or somethin- er- ONLY IF YOURE not too busy.. I mean I it's just that my dad is at work so ill be bored I guess.. I have money for pizza?" Jack looked at hiccup for a second and then he began to smile

"jeez hic are you alright?" he chuckled he nudged hiccup playfully and hiccup could feel his face getting warm shit, why was that so hard to ask him?

Pull yourself together haddock

Just as they walked through the gates and through the yard both jack and hiccup were stopped by a familiar voice

"OI Haddock, Overland!"