One morning jon Arbuckle was on his Yoyotech XDNA Aurum 24K gaming computer and he was playing yandere simulator and recording it for youtube .com. "whats up guys? it's your boy JonnySwaggs back at you with some hot new content" he cried, he had his dick out and was masterbating on live stream on accident. then Garfield walked in
"john can you Shut The Fuck Up because i am trying to create content?" Garfield asked and he threw his tophat and his stick and his phomagraph at jon and jon was not smiling or swagg because he was hit with a tophat and phomagraph and stick from Garfield.
no said jon "im makin' the top 10 ten reasons to be librarle" and he pulled out his big vaney dong which was like Eiffell's tower if it was also a pineapple. the ginger hissed and pulled out his bigger claws "well i am rying to make the top 15 reasons to be concercative because America is not a democracy. it is a republic" and he wiped jon arbuckle's candy ass and john was ouch
jhonwas ouch and he slap Garfield about the face and Garfield ouch said "what did you do" and he Slap jon back and jon began bleeding because Garfield has big claws to slap with and it scratches faces when he does slapping
"Garfield why do'nt you go play outside and let me create content in peace"said jonarbuckle "because your not allowed to create content because of the stupid libel cops saying is for kids and children only. you imbecile. you stupid fool. you goddamn idiot"
"well that'ss bull shit" said Garfield and he said "fuck the police" to the police officer that keeps coming to the house to give jon court papers or some shit because he has jon's back from their old days in LA and Garfield keeps beating the shit out of him and the officer said "fuck you Garfield that hurt also you have been evading jury duty for 32 years so you are under arrest and shut the Fuck up shut the fuck up" said Garfield and pushed his dick in the cop and the cop explodes into thousands of atomic peices never to be seen again ""coppa is repealing like me with oranges" cheered jin holding Garfield in celebration and throwing champagne everywhere in celebration. then they went to create content together and they said "whats up guys? it's your boy JonnySwaggs""and me Garfield" and played call of duty together with odie and lyman and they did the top 10 perks in call of duty but jon said that the number 1 perk of all time was dead shot daquri so Garfield shot him in the ass with an M1911 5 times and stabbed him and got $500 dollars.
"fuck yeah" said Garfield and then odie walked in and he was
"Garfield fucking get over here lymans escaped and shit" and garffield looked in the basement and lyman was not present so Garfield tucked his gun between odie's eye balls for safekeeping and ran into the town square and said "alright you lot has any one seen a pussy with a raggedy ass mop mustache going around asking for help" and they pointed at lyman and lyman said "i just reopen my diner after the coppa releal and this is how you treat me" garfrield and odie dragged lyman back to the basement and make him brush their cocks with his moustache then Garfield put two between lyman's eyes and lyman said "that did not even hurt Garfield why are you trying to kill me with an M1911 its' like the shittiest pistol in the history of guns" and Garfield said "yeah i agree the M1911 is the shittiest pistol in the history of guns and that's why it makes the top 1 worst pistol in the history of guns" so he took the magazine out and threw it away and put it in a .57 and shot lyman 18 times because he already shot him twice and lyman died
"at last" said Garfield "we recaptured lyman"
"goddamnit" said lyman and Garfield said "Shut he fuck up" and shot him over 20 times and odie licked his ragitty mop brush ass off then the cop came back to jon and said "you are under arrest for having your Cock out shut the fuck up" and jon was under arrest and went to jail. lyman said "fuck yes ding dong the witches dead" and rubbed his nipples in celebration and ate a whole fucking orange because his dumbass can't figure out how to peel it for himself and Garfield went back to creating content
but the cop came for Garfield and said "you too fatty bits" and tried to put garfild in arrest cuffs but Garfield shot the cop.
so then jon was arrest and garfiel was alone with the shot up corpses of lyman and JonnySwaggs and oide
"fuck" said Garfield as he realized it was October, 31, 1989