"fuck" said Garfield. the house was completely fucking empty then he heard somebody. it was "noncho?!" said Garfield with surprise. it was fucking noncho and noncho said "you have really fucked up this time garfeld"

the house had wood on the windows and shit everywhere "jon i told you to stop doing bukakke or whatever the fuck those weird eating videos are called. they are weird and fucking stupid and i hate them. they are terrible and bad and shit. they're awful. they're stupid. nobody would want to watch them. who would want to watch them? it's so dumb" said Garfield and pissed on the table or some shit because he was a cat and also noncho was saying it in bulgarian and Garfield did not speak bulgary languages so he had no reason to care

"fuck you Garfield" said noncho and kicked him in the fucking dick and Garfield blasted him with his M1991 and noncho walked backwards and crashed through the window and fell 200 feet to his death. Garfield jumped out the window and into the getaway car and the driver turned around and it was noncho who had come back but steam punk.

Garfield was "steam punk noncho?" and shocked and he screamed then steam punk noncho florred it and they drove away

they crashed into a house and then a cop came and said "what is the problem mr" "he did it" "i didnot" said Garfield so the cop said "ok went away and Garfield was alone with steam punk noncho"

Garfield put his pussy dick in steam punk noncho's steam punk pipes and valves and hoses and balloons and shit and steam punk noncho exploded into thousands of molecular peices never to be seen again but the house was the cops house and he said "did you crash in to my house you wancka"

"no"

Garfield sield and shot up a shitload of crack into his eye veins and beat the shit out of the cop and the cop said "curse you GArfaid you fuck""no your the fuck"ahhhhhh" the cop died instantly from this. "well shit now i have two people lying dad" Garfield said looking at steam punk noncho and the cop and noncho and he threw steam punk noncho out of the car

"fuck you Garfield you bitch ass" said noncho waving angrily "motherfucker"

"fuck you too you shit fuck piss cunt ass dick fuck shit penis big boy bastard ass cunt mambo motherfuckin' fool ass nigga!" Garfield shouted. he was angrry. "grr" said Garfield and threw a grenade and the entire city of muncie indiana then stopped existing in time and in spacetime front and backwards. "take that you piece of shit you fucking piece of shit"

"shit Garfield you blew up my fucking houes" said lyman and threw a dirty condom at Garfield's car and it broke the front window into dust and inverted Garfield's skull with she had was in anger so he decided to create content about it""whats up guys it is your boy Garfield back at you with some more hot and fresh and cool and nice and good content he did some dumbshit vlog about how pissed he was that someone had destroyed muncie indiana but since it doesn't exist people said what the fuck is muncie indiana and beat the shit out of him

"how the fuck will i pay my hospital bills in this economy with no obama care" Garfield thought and decided to masterbate on live stream and put things up his ass by request like vibrators and dildos and pens and pencils and coins and pebbles and a broomstick and a fishing rod and an unbrella and an toothbrush and a hockey stick and his gross cat fingers and a small glass jar and a test tube and a screwdriver and a cigar and a banana "god my ass is full said garield" with his hand in his ass. he shoved his own rigid phallus into his ass hole and it was this big 8====================================D and he said "god my dick is huge" and the donatiosn rolled in so he payed the hospital bills and the doctor said "why is your ass so full" "i slipped in the shower" "oh i see" the doctor said yanking Garfield's dick free and everything else fell out on the floor and he said "what the fuck get out of my office" and Garfield said "but people beat the shit out of me for saying i miss munchie indiana" and the doctor said "what the fuck is muncie indiana" and he hit Garfield's hand cast and Garfield said "fuckin help i am being attacked" and the nurses came and fucked the doctor up with those surgery knives the doctor was using to put butter on his bread because this is America. "look whose here" said noncho was in the hospital bed next to Garfield in a mummy cast with his leg on a rope "it hurts" Garfield said "it hurts"

suddenly the door opened from lyman kicking it down "get in your coming with me" Garfield hopped onto lyman's 1989 Harley-Davidson FXSTC Softail Custom and they went zoom

"wow is this air cooled." said Garfield "yes" said lyman "it has a 1338cc 2 cylinder 4 stroke v twin engine"

"fuck" said Garfield as he realized he was not on any 1989 Harley-Davidson FXSTC Softail Custom but the 1989 Harley-Davidson FXSTC Softail Custom "Ghost Rider Edition" and then lyman caught fire. "fuck" said Garfield as he realized lyman was on fire.