There was a loud explosion at the first national back of Gotham, as a small purple grenade with Joker's face rolled out of the exit, smoke filling the room, Joker walked out of the bank with a big bad filled with stolen cash. Smiling he turned to the bank tellers laying on the ground unconscious from the explosion.
"Thanks so much for being kind enough to make my withdrawal," Joker laughed as he waved "I know it was a rather big one but hey a guy has things he needs to make payments on. Anyway have a nice day, I know I will."
"Stop right there Joker," The Batmobile suddenly pulled up with Batman at the controls and Robin at the passengers side.
Suddenly Joker's getaway van showed up and two of Joker's henchmen opened the back door. Smiling Joker hopped into the getaway van and turned to the dynamic duo.
"Catch me if you can Batsy!" Joker then blew Batman the raspberry as the door closed and the van took off, the Batmobile following close after giving chase.
Joker pushed his way to through passengers side of the van, and taking out a banana he quickly un pilled it and tossed the banana pill out of the window.
"Catch Batsy."
"He can't be serious?" Robin replied as Batman easily drove the Batmobile over the pill. That is when Joker pulled out a rocket launcher and fired.
"Of course," Robin sighed as Batman swerved to avoid getting hit by the rocket.
"Come on will you?" Joker griped "It's no fun if you don't stand still" Hitting a tire the Batmobile swerved as Batman struggled to keep control as it spun to a stop in front of what looked like a funhouse. Stepping out of the van Joker turned to the dynamic duo and showed off his funhouse.
"Welcome to Joker's fun land Batman and Robin. All children must be accompanied by a adult at all time, we are not responsible for any lost items, mangled and or dismembered bodies, and whatever you do don't forget to have fun and smile!"
"Who is he calling a child?" Robin scoffed as Joker and his men ran inside the funhouse.
"Come on Robin, after him!" Batman ordered as the dynamic duo followed suit.
As they kicked down the doors they were greeted with what looked like a hall of mirrors, with Joker's reflection shining on every one of them.
"Come one, come all, Welcome to the hall of mirrors! For our first activity, can you find which mirror has the real Joker behind it? You two in the Halloween outfits, what do you say?"
"I say your nuts," Batman responded "and I will find you!"
"Oh I hope so, it would kill the fun if you didn't, and all of this hard work would have been for nothing."
Batman through a Batarange at the first mirror smashing it, only to find nothing behind it,
"Nope, try again!" Joker's voice was heard laughing through the intercom. Robin smashed the next one, only to again find nothing behind it.
"Man this could take forever." Robin complained
"Just keep searching," Batman replied, he has to be somewhere. The two vigilante's continued to smash mirror after mirror, each one coming up empty. Finally as Batman smashed the last one the two of them found a bomb with a microphone attached to it with Joker laughing from the other end.
"Awe, you found me Good job boys. Now for the next game, run for your bloody lives or get blown to hell!"
The bomb started counting down, 5…4…3…
"Robin, run!" The two vigilantes ran as fast as their legs could take them to the next door just as the timer hit one.
The heroes made it to the next room just as the bomb exploded, Batman closed the door behind him, concealing the explosion just to the one room.
"Up here Batman," Joker whistled, Next there was a big flight of stairs with Joker waiting at the very top. "Last one to the next room is a rotten bat!"
"Your not going anywhere!" Batman and Robin ran up the several fights of stairs but as soon as they reached the top, Joker pushed a button and the stairs folding downwards transforming into a slide. That's not all though the floor opened and revealed a pit of spikes.
"Oh how embarrassing, Batman and Robin done in by a classic trick stairs and trap door gag. Pathetic I say."
It was right then that both Batman and Robin shot their grappling hooks upwards, grabbing hold of a guardrail just before falling into a pit.
"Oh your just ruining my fun!" Joker growled "Months of planning, building, putting together with my own to hands, not to mention the hands of my henchmen. I put in my hard stolen money into this and I won't let you ruin it."
Joker ran into the final room just as soon as Batman and Robin reached the top floor. In the final room dozens of Jokers appeared, all identical to the real one.
''What in Gods name?" Robin replied.
"Come and find me in this crowd Batman," Joker said somewhere in the back row. "Before we all kill you."
Batman took a swing at one of the Joker's only for his fist to go right through him. Batman was taken by surprise for a second before he felt a punch came from the back of the head.
"You picked the wrong one Batman!" The Joker laughed.
"They're holograms," Robin pointed out.
"No," Batman replied "All but one of them is."
"How do we find the right one?"
"By swinging,"
The dynamic duo swung again and again at each Joker, refusing to ease up until they found the real Joker. As Batman's fist went through one Joker he felt a bullet graze his shoulder from a few rows back.
"That was a close one that time Batsy, I almost had you."
It was time to end this, taking out a smoke bomb Batman tossed it on the ground causing the real Joker to start coughing. Then turning on his detective vision goggles Batman saw right through the Jokers and found which of the Jokers was indeed the real one. Batman then lunged at him, and as the Joker let out a nervous chuckle Batman grabbed him by the collar and slammed him into the ground, knocking him out.
"Playtimes over Joker," Batman remarked.
When Joker awoke he found himself inside the Batmobile being led towards Arkham Asylum.
"What?" Joker groaned as he regained consciousness "No fair, you cheated. I spent hors of my free time putting together a funhouse for you and the boy and you don't even play fair."
"Stop talking Joker."
"I'm hurt Batman, I feel like you don't even take me seriously anymore, I put together a perfect trap and you cheat by using a stupid smoke bomb."
"Then maybe you should try harder next time."
"Oh I will, I most certainly will."
A few minutes later the car pulled into Arkham and Batman led the Joker out.
"Well home sweet home." Joker laughed "Oh I do hope the whole gang is here and they throw me a homecoming party. I have missed the Ol' gang, especially old Dent, he is already good for a conversation or two."
As soon as Batman pulled up to Arkham he was greeted by his close friend and alley Jim Gordan. As Batman stepped out of the Batmobile he handed over to Joker, who greeted the Commissioner with a laugh.
"Jimbo old buddy, good to see your old face again, you got a few more grey hairs since the last time I saw you, not to mention a few more wrinkles."
"Laugh while you can Joker you won't be laughing long when you see the cell we have prepared for you this time." Jim replied as Batman handed Joker over to a guard, who gladly led him away.
Once Joker was led away Jim turned to Batman "At least that's one of Gotham's criminals off the street, how's the search for Crane coming along?"
"We're still searching for him, wherever he and the league went they are in hiding, I contacted Batgirl and the Birds of Prey to go to the sacred city of 'Eth Alth'eban in order to search for them their but so far I haven't heard back from them.
"What do you possibly think the League of Shadows would want with Scarecrow?"
"I don't know Jim, but I'm definitely going to find out."
"That, I'm sure of."
As Batman returned to the Batmobile he got a incoming call from Alfred, whose face popped up on the screen. "Sir, I do hope that the case with Scarecrow won't put a damper on your future trip to Arendelle tomorrow for the ribbon cutting ceremony."
"Of course not Alfred, why else do you think I am having Batgirl take the Birds of Prey to search for them."
"Good cause I would hate to inform the Queen that you won't be there for the grand opening of a new facility that you yourself had built and is a new branch of your business."
"Trust me Alfred when have I been known to miss out on a ceremony in my honor before?"
"Do you really want me to answer that?"
"Just make sure Barbara keeps me in the loop and I shall be fine."
"Will do sir, oh I have taken the opportunity to pack yours and Master Tim's suitcases for your trip and have your suits already nice and ironed. Is there anything else you need before you leave tomorrow?"
"Yes, make sure to give Dick a call."
"What for I might ask?"
"Crime in Gotham never stops I need someone to watch it while me and Robin is away."
"Can't you ever just leave Gotham to the police every once in a while."
"Can't let them have all the fun while I'm gone can't I?"
"As you wish Master Bruce," Alfred sighed "As you wish."
Sorry if this chapter came across as crazy, I wanted to have a chapter with the Joker and wanted to think of something that I thought the animated Joker (A.K.A the best Joker) would do and the whacky funhouse came to mind. Hope you enjoyed it.