"My... My name is Space Ghost. I used to be a hero, then a talk show host. But now..."
"Your archenemy and cohost was found decapitated in your apartment! You were armed with two Powerbands, had the motivation, no witnesses around! What do you think I think happened!? Trick question! ONLY I CAN THINK OF WHAT I THINK HAPPENED!" Officer Assy McGee informs Space Ghost in the interrogation room.
"My name is Space Ghost. I used to be a hero."
Harvey Birdman
"Peanut!" The young (not so young) Attorney calls for his ward. "Are you sure you've been getting the mail recently?"
"Mail?" Peanut asks under his breath. "Oh, yeah! Mail, riiiight. Um, sure, that's it right there. All the mail." He points to what lies on the desk.
"Are you certain?" Harvey asks, shuffuling the three envelopes around and resting his hand on one that dates back from three weeks ago.
"Definetaly!... Almost, kinda. I'll see what's come today." He says, making his way to the door of the office. "Oh, can I have the mail key?" He asks while poking his head back into the room. "Preferably the one on the same keychain to the car. You know, in case there's anything I need to go to the post office to get."
"Quick thinking Peanut. Think faster!" Harvey says, tossing his keys to Peanut, only for them to land half way across the room. "Heh, I must be slipping in my old age."
"Riiiight. I'll be back!" Peanut says before bolting. The sounds of a tires screeching then can be heard in the background.
"What a good kid." Harvey says to himself with an honest smile.
"You have a guest Mr. Birdman." Deidre informs him.
"Excellent, send them in!" Harvey turns to the door to see Brak walking in.
"Mister Birdman, I need an adult!"
"Take a breath son, star-"
"Son?! Birdman is my dad? That would explain the mask. Dad! Help your old boy! I'm stuck in the eye of an swirling hurrican Katrina of emotions with out a rooftop to paddle too!"
"Just calm down and start from the beginning."
"Well, as I told you back at home, with mom, Space Ghost has recently been arrested for the-... The mar...?"
"It's alright, take your time."
"Moo. Mood."
"Sound it out."
"Mudroar?"
"Close enough."
"The mumbler of Zorak!"
"And you want me to take the case to avenge your fallen friend?"
"No! I want you to defend Space Ghost."
"But why?"
"Because he's my friend. And Zorak was my friend. Which means they were friends. Which means Space Ghost couldn't have mudred Zorak. Not on purpose at least! It's like the song goes."
"Oh, you don't have to si-"
"Friends don't kill friends,
It's not cool!
Friends only hug friends,
Even if they' look like fools!
Because that's what...
*Inhales*
That's what friends doooo!"
Harvey gives a small applause for the song. "That was very, uh, nice, Brak."
"Oh, I got a whole slew of songs if you want to hea-"
"No! I mean, when I have the time. But I'm currently preoccupied with your request."
"What request?"
"The case. I'll take it! I'll take the case!"
"Really! You'd do that for me? Ah thanks, dad! You're a real friend. Just like the song goes."
"Oh, no please I-"
"Friends help friends!
Meanwhile, somewhere sinister...
Or better known as New Jersey
"Gentlemen! Behold!" Doctor Weird states while gesturing to one of his newest inventions. "A toaster that toasts toast!" Some burnt slices of bread than shoot out of it.
"Hey... That's some burnt bread." His assistant Phill says.
"Dark and hard! Like how I like my men!"
"Oh, whoa! I wasn't expecitng on learning somehting about you today. Or like ever for the record." Phil says while Doctor Weird takes a bite out of his toasted toast. "By the way, this came in the mail for you today. Said urgent." He hands him an envelope with the word Urgetn printed across it in bright red letters. Weird jaws goes slacking as he begins to hear a voice in the back of his head.
"Join us." It reapeats.
"My word!" Weird shouts, brekaing the trance. "This bagel tastes horrible!"
Will Doctor Weird ever leanr how to make toast!? Will Peanut ever come back with the mail!? Will this story actually ever get noticed by Adult Swim!?
Tune in next time, only on Attorney Hunger Force Coast To Coast! Or better known as,...
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