Aqua Teens

Loud rumbles can be heard as lighting and lasers blast out from Doctor Weird's castle. The Teens are pinned down by enemy fire with Steve next to them behind a pile of Kegs.

"Thank the lord! The Moonites bought all this booze to hide behind." Shake says while drinking from one of the bullet holes.

"Yeah, real great he bought you some cover." Zuccoti Manicotti shouts while glarring in the Moonites direction.

"Do not blame us." Ignignokt answers.

"We did not draw first blood." Irr adds.

"It was the Plutonians Credit Card."

"It is the what!?" Oglethrope shouts.

"The betrayl." Emory passively mummbles.

"Dho, you shall be getting the it now! Take this!" Oglethrope says while chucking waterballoon a few feet away from him. The balloon failing to pop at that.

"Oh no you did not." Ignignokt retorts, turning his atari gun on the Plutonians.

The slow pixel from his barrel working its way slowly but surely to the Plutonians as Oglethrope continues to picks up and attempt to toss the balloon at the Moonites.

"Wait a minute..." Frylock says. "That's it! Shake, what do you think about that Monkey with his brain out of the skull?"

"Monkey? I thought it was a babboon born with its ass on the head!" Shake answers.

"Insolent fool! You speak fo the mighty MOJO JOJO in such a way?"

"I know that ain't your ass, monkey boy." Hand Banana whispers from behind, "Cause I've been eyeing your real one."

"Mojo can hurt you."

"That he could." Dan Helen says. "In fact, I'd say you're the biggest threat here." He begins to have his bodyguards slowly take aim in Mojo's direction.

A wave of fire then comes between them.

"You dare say anyone is more a threat than the mighty Aku?"

"It worked!" Frylock whispered. "You did it Shake, they're turning on each other."

"Well fu- oh wait you were saying I did something right?"

(Somewhere in Hell, MC P Pants is incased in ice.)

"Everyone, break for the exit." Frylock leads the way.

"Man, why you guys always cause a riot where ever you be goin'?" Schooly D asks in narroration.

Space Ghost

"I can't believe it's already the verdict today." Space Ghost speaks to himself in the prison messhall during breakfast.

"So you're the new guy?" The Monarch asks, taking a seat at Ghosts table with several others.

"Depends who's asking."

"None other than the Mighty Monarch! I'm only here for being the most dastardly villaian this side of-"

"He got busted for some parking tickets." The God Of Anime interrupts.

"I swear I'll drink enough water to piss you out, fireball!"

"Come to the light then moth! Come to the light!"

"Wait wait wait. If you're villains, then who is he?"

"I, uh... got busted for some Powerpuff Lemons." The Author answers.

"Just you wait, crusader, once they lock you up in here permantly later on today, every creep, freak, killer, an person who bought a ticket to The Joker 2019, will rain down on you like a tidal wave." Monarch taunts the fallen hero.

"Good luck, I have the best lawyer a talk show host budget can buy!"

"We're going to get you, Intergalactic Phantom. Us and all the COCK's in the world!" The God Of Anime says.

"That!... That's the single most horrifying thing anyone's ever said to me. I have to be honest."

Later, at the Court House.

"Well well well, Space Gas! Seems as if your time of reckoning has come." Mentak taunts, leaning back in the stand and kicking his feet up on the table. "Has the Jury reached a verdict?"

"You bet your dimestore ass we did." Carl answers. "The bunch of us find this goof to be-"

"WAIT!" The doors then swing open as some figures drag in another body.

"It's..." Space Ghost says in shock.

"But it's can't be." Harvey adds while being equally surprised.

"But it is." Brak continues.

"Those meddeling kids!" The whole room says in unison.

"We have the real culprit right here!" Fred of Mystery Inc says, shoving Moltar ahead.

"Moltar? I should've known!" Space Ghost shouts.

"I'm not confessing to a damn thing!" Moltar retorts.

"Oh, I got this!" Mentak responds, Mind Taking everyone into Moltar's memories.

Moltar

The scene of an after party on Coast To Coast set. Space Ghost is passed out on the couch, Zorak and Moltar bob back and forth in a drunken haze.

"Look at that smug bastard." Zorak says.

"You know what would really stick it to him?" Moltar asks.

"What?"

"If we frame him for your death."

"Yeah. Hehe. Wait. NO!"

*Snaps*

Space Ghost

"So it was you!" Space Ghost shouts. "But why?"

"Is it not obvious? I want my channel block back!" Moltar answers.

"Coast to Coast was never yours."

"I'm talking about Toonami, you idiot!" Moltar shouts, causing Tom in the crowd to duck down in his seat. "And Mentak, you traitor. How could you?" Moltar scalds him.

"You invited even the Cartoon Cartoon villains but left me out of your COCK party? Like I was going to take that lying down."

"What is it with you villains and cock?" Space Ghost asks aloud.

"Allow me to explain. With this C4 Vest I'm wearing!" Moltar answers while ripping his suit off to reveal he was not bluffing about the suicide vest.

Everyone gasps.

"Uh, Mentok. Can you..." Harvey gesturs to the temple.

"Personally I'm more focused on clenching my butthole rather than try that." He answers.

"Hey hey, no need to do that." Carl says. "Your beef is with the gimp, right? Let the rest of us go. Or just me."

"Nice try you impotent fatman. But here's my Verdict. Space Ghost goes boo-" Moltar stops and turns to the door way as a voice catches his attention.

"Stops the trial! We- You're busy, I can see that. We'll come back in a hour or two." Shake says, making his presence known before backing down upon seeing Moltar.

"What the?" Frylock asks tailing his friend. "Damn it, they beat us to the big reveal!"

"Don't worry, you're just in time for the fireworks." Moltar assures him.

"I like fireworks." Meatwad says with a smile.

"Then you're going to love what comes nex- AHHHH!" Moltar screams as his hand is blasted off by Space Ghost, Harvey and Thunderclese.

"Harvey, get everyone to saftey!" Space Ghost shouts as he tackles Moltar.

Thunderclese blasts a hole in the wall foreveryone to flee through while Harvey leads the rest out the exit.

"You're too late. My body is heating up. Soon, all of this block will be rubble." Moltar boasts.

"Moltar, consider yourself, FIRED!" Space Ghost tells him, phaisng the vest into Moltars gut to cushon the explosion radius.

"NOOOOO!" Moltar shouts before exploding. The force only crumbling the Court House as the civilians look on in shock. They watch the rubble burn and bow their heads in silence for Ghosts sacerfice.

"Fear not citizens, for Space Ghost is here!" Ghost says as he steps out fot he burning rubble. Phasing back to a solid body. The former disgraced hero is then swarmed by the media as they ask him what it feels like to be a innocent man again and THE hero of the world. His answer, "It feels like I'm Space Ghost."

"Is it wrong that I'm hoping those teens and their dog were caught in the explosion." Shake asks.

"Does it matter man?" Frylock asks.

"Big time! I was starting to make character development just to wind up back where I-" Shake then stops as some media approach him too. Calling him that hero milkshake that distracted Moltar from pushing the detonation. A mantel Shake would ride for way longer than George Zimmerman has been living off the charity of his supporters. That is until Carl returned home and saw what happened to his house while he was on Jury Duty.

And speaking of Carl, he was recognized across the nation as the dude that tried to talk Moltar down. Finally drowning in the mobs of the opposite sex he's only ever dreamt of.

As for Harvey, his law firm were praised for being able to defend a client that gave up on themselves even. It's believed nobody else could've dragged out the lawsuit for as long as they did. Now their talents are wanted by the ihgest bidders.

So there you go folks. Space Ghost is a reignited hero, Harvey is a successful lawyer, The Aqua Teens are recognized as a brand name, and Carl got laid. And as for the Author? He'll continue to be blently ignored by Adult Swim regardless of how many stories he makes for them but he finished the job all the same. So with that said, the end forever... this time we mean it.