Ya-hoo everygoat! Isa missa, Jar Jar Binks!
Missa found dis surfin place on massa Obi-Wan's hologram machine. And missa must sayin my masturbat so much. Missa never thought missa has sucha kink for goats, missa usual stick to young humans. Talk of young humans, my a tale-o.
Da other night mesa lay alone in missa bedroom witha huge boner under missa sheets, so missa grabb missa wookiee-fleshlight and jack off. But after missa cum-o, missa still has a boner! Das whena missa know missa need more to make happy missa.
So missa sneak into Padme's bedroom to get a pair of useda panties to cum in. But whena missa see her lay der smell all bombad, missa just has to double jump da fronty doo-doo! So missa double jump put missa ostrich penis into her fronty doo-doo and pump all missa eggs into her stomach, oh mesa feel bombad!
But then massa Ani came in and saw missa! He must has heard missa screams, or Padme's. He force push missa away and force jack missa off and put da cum into missa mouth. Then he force pull all da eggs out of Padme and crush them in front of missa! AAAAH missa still cry whena missa thinkin about it! Then he took out his lightsaber and cut missa penis off! Owie-wowie!
Howa doin missa deal witha traumatic experience likein dis? Help missa, goat! Yousa never judge!