Heyday-ho again everygoat, me'll tell yous what has happened since Massa Ani did those horrible things to mesa.
Massa Ani kicked mesa out and me ended up in a shitten city wit lots of weirdo lookin, more curly haired people. Una of themsa asked to blow mesa but me have nosa penis, so me broke neb and cried instead. Me spent a couple days liven on da streets wit da other homeless, me developed a heroin addicteon to cope wit loss of mesa penis.
Una day a funny guy walks by and drops a shekel in cup. Hesa says "Ay, what's da deal wit yousa homeless people? Just getta house!" den hesa laughed. Me grabbed his ankle wit both hands and cried "please hep mesa! me have nosa penis!". Da manen looked at mesa, nosa more long sarken and said "Owie wowie, dat sounds bad, how 'bout me treaten yousa to some kosher?". Me doublen jumped in excitement and wesa went to a nearby kosher restaurant. Hesa was a berry funny guy and kept maken jokes about "gentiles" da whole timen. Me told him dat former massa cut cock off because me was haven sex wita hot girl.
Da longo nosed manen was shocked and asked if me still had da penis, unfortunately me no. Hesa told mesa me could stayen in his apartment for couple days or so. Me kissed him and licked his facen wit longo tongue and said "Oh thanken yousa Massa thanken yousa! what yous namen Massa!?". Hesa wiped saliva off his facen, smiled and said "Seinfeld". Wesa finished our kosher before walken to his apartment.
When wesa got to his hallway wesa sawen his door was slightly opened. Hesa went in first and sawen a tup tup and skinny manen wit weird hair on his ecouch-eee, hesa was naked and haven sex wit a midget. "What's da deal Kramer!?" Seinfeld asked, da manen called Kramer turned to Seinfeld and came on his feetwalken. "Oh nosa! mesa feetwalken, what's da deal Kramer!?" Seinfeld said as hesa got some tissues.
Kramer started looken nervous "Hey Jerry..." hesa said, Seinfeld sighed before answeren "Yes, what's da deal?". Kramer scratched his nutsen as hesa said "I've got a confesseon... Me fucked a midget on yousa ecouch-eee... and me came on yousa feetwalken, it was mesa Jerry! me did it and me'm sorry!".
Seinfeld stood up and looked at mesa, me asken him "Should me usen sith powers to dispose of disa scum, massa?" Seinfeld shook his headen before getten his circumciseon scalpel wit which hesa murdered Kramer. Da midget screeched in horror and Seinfeld turned to him wit bloodlust in his eyes while laughen. Hesa slowly walked more close tada midget "Hahaha, ya-hoo shorty, what's da deal wit short people?" hesa said. But da midget didnt answeren and simply ran per da window, hesa could not reachen tup dalee and Seinfeld whispered in his ear "Are yousa circumcised?". Da midget turned around and started cryen and shaken. Seinfeld pulled da midgets boxers neb and sawen his huge uncut penis. "Goyim!" Seinfeld yelled in a shrill voice before stabben da midget's penis and cutten it in half. Da midget fell tada feetwalken grabben his crotch as hesa screamed in his thick scottish accent. Seinfeld den stabbed da midget in da headen several times, den hesa started cutten tup da penis more. Hesa said to mesa "You know, Jar Jar, me used to worken as a gender reassignment surgeon. Lay neb on dat table and spread yous legs per massa". Me did what massa commanded and laid neb wit legs spread. Aftah a while of mutilaten da midget cock, Seinfeld den stood tup and went to getsa sometten.
Dat's da lasten then me rememberen before waken tup in a dark bedroom, tied tup. Me laid dalee per hours before Seinfeld came in and turned on da lights. "Wakey wakey, Jill Jill Binks" hesa said as hesa started undressen. "Massa, massa, how did da operateon gos?" me asked him. Hesa laughed and said "It went bombad, me'm about to find out how real yousa feel". Heart stopped and me felt da dread "Massa? Yousa goen to... rapen mesa?" me asked wit a stuttah. Disa caused Seinfeld to laughen again "What's da deal wit yousa rape 'victims'? just give consent!" hesa said before violently rapen mesa. Me could smellen his stinken kosher breath as hesa fucked mesa. "AAAAAAAARGH! it feels so real, Jill Jill, it feels just liken Elaine's!" hesa screeched as hesa came inside boipussy. To besa honest me started to liken it aftah a while.
Been a girl aint so bad aftah all, me getsa treated liken a princess in his apartment duren da day and worken da streets per horny young men duren da nights.
Mebbe me should thanken Massa Ani?