We open at Stark's Pond where we see Sophie staring at the view of the water beauty.
"Beautiful isn't it?"
"Yeah." Sophie replied to Scott Malkinson, who was standing next to her. "I can't believe it's almost been three months since we got together."
"Yeah." Scott said as he stared at his girlfriend, smiling which Sophie took notice of.
"What are you smiling at?" Sophie asked.
"You, obviously." Scott replied while Sophie wrapped her arm around her boyfriend's shoulder.
"So, are you going to the party?" Sophie asked.
"I haven't made a decision." Scott replied.
"Why not?" Sophie asked, surprised.
"Oh, I don't know. There's a lot of people there and I'm scared they'll mock me, like they always do." Scott replied sadly.
"Scott, don't worry about it." Sophie assured her boyfriend. "I'm gonna be with you every step of the way. I will make sure they won't mock you."
"Thanks Sophie." Said the appreciative Scott.
Sophie kissed her boyfriend on the cheek and said, "I love you Scott Malkinson."
Scott blushed at the comment and said, "Sophie."
"Yeah?"
"Are you gonna snap out of it?!" Scott asked, now sounding like Bebe.
"Huh?"
We suddenly cut to Sophie standing by Stark's Pond but with Bebe standing behind her. "Sophie, come on."
Sophie sighed. "Ok, Bebe." The red head then started to follow Bebe.
On the walk home, Sophie was looking depressed while Bebe was smiling. The blond took notice of Sophie and sighed. "I know you're still upset about Scott. Maybe it's time you should move on, Sophie."
"How can I?" Sophie asked.
"Did you try the dates I set up?" Bebe asked.
"I did and..."
We cut to Jimmy and Sophie having a date at Buga Di Faggocini.
Jimmy noticed Sophie looking miserable and asked, "Wanna hear a j-j-joke, Sophie?"
"Sure, I can use one." Sophie replied.
"W-w-what did the farmer's wife s-say when looking at th-the roosters?"
"I don't know."
"Geez, th-those are some nice c-c-c-c-c-co-co-"
We cut to Sophie and Clyde, eating at Raisins.
"How is this a romantic location?" Sophie asked the brown haired boy.
"I'm not paying for a fancy ass restaurant." Clyde replied while paying no attention to Sophie.
"We could've gone to a McDonalds. Although, I would be having the-" Sophie notices Clyde staring at the Raisin's girls and then sighed.
We cut back to Jimmy and Sophie at Buga Di Faggocini.
Jimmy was still trying to get to the punchline mainly because of his stuttering problem. "C-c-c-c-co-co-co-" While waiting, Sophie started playing on her phone.
We cut to Sophie and Dog Poo on a date of Whistlin Willy's; sitting on chairs that were by a table across from each other.
"Dog Poo." Sophie said, breaking the awkward silence.
"Yeah?" Asked the filth covered boy.
"What's that smell?" Sophie asked as she smelt the air.
"My cologne, do you like it?" Dog Poo replied. But really, the smell was causing everyone to choke and bleed from their eyes.
"Yeah." Sophie lied.
We cut back to Buga Di Faggocini. Jimmy was still trying to get to the punchline while Sophie was sleeping. "C-c-c-c-c-co-co-co-geez, those are some nice cocks." But instead of laughing, Sophie was still sleeping. Jimmy took noticed and poked her with one of his crutches.
"Wha? What? I'm awake, that was a funny joke."
Jimmy smiled and said, "Much o-o-obliged."
Back to the present.
"...They were nothing like Scott."
"So wait, you want me to find a boy who has diabetes?" Bebe asked.
"You don't get it do you, Bebe?!" Exclaimed Sophie. "Scott was the nicest boy I ever met. He may have had diabetes and a bit of an anger problem, but that didn't stop him be the cutest, nicest boy I ever met. Those guys, just make me uncomfortable."
"So, you want me to find a boy who has diabetes, has an anger problen but is actually the cutest and nicest boy you ever met?" Bebe asked.
Sophie glared at Bebe. "Goodbye, Bebe. See you never." The red haired diabetic then walked back into her house.
"Yup, see you never." Bebe said before she started walking home. "Wait, what did she mean by that?"
Gray residence interior.
Sophie was on her bed staring at the picture frame which had her and Scott cuddling on a park bench.
"I look ugly."
"No you don't."
We cut to another flashback, but this time, it is Scott and Sophie looking at the picture Sophie was looking at before the current flashback.
"You're just saying that because you're my boyfriend." Sophie playfully argued.
"Sophie, when we started this relationship we made a promise: Do not lie. And I'm not lying, Sophie, you don't look ugly in that picture. I do."
"No you don't." Sophie giggled. "You're still the cute, handsome boy I'm sitting next to." Scott and Sophie chuckled and started cuddling each other.
"What will you do with the picture if we aren't together?" Scott asked. "I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just a little curious."
"I don't know." Sophie said.
A tear fell on the picture and we cut to the present, where Sophie was holding the picture close to her chest.
"I'm coming Scott." Sophie put the picture down and opened one of her drawers. Inside that drawer was a can of Monster. "High in sugar. A satisfying way to go." Sophie opened the can and drank it in a few seconds. Sophie then started waiting for her diabetic death to begin. "Hmm. It's taking quite a while. I'll just play on my phone until-" Suddenly, Sophie started to feel weak. "Ok, it's start-" And just like that, Sophie collapsed.
Now, we begin the opening titles, James Bond style. The opening song is by Billie Ellish and it's called No Time To Die. We see a hand grabbing Sophie's as she is pulled into her bed. Sophie wakes up to see Scott in front of her. She was about to grab him, but he suddenly turns into smoke. Sophie starts to sink deeper as she sees smokey silhouettes of Stan, Kenny, Kirk and Khan's face, doing a sinister grin. She sinks deeper
as she sees needles coming out from the clouds. As she sank deeper, she crashes through a heart, breaking it. She continues to sink deeper and she lands right next to gravestone, written "Here Lies Scott Malkinson. -2020" (His birth date was covered by dust). As Sophie continued to stare at the gravestone, the gravestone disappeared. Sophie starts to float back up and sees the things she saw on her way down. When she gets to the top, which just so happens to be a bridge, she sees Scott waiting for her. Sophie walks up to Scott and she and Scott share a romantic kiss with each other. The opening credits stopped when we hear a heart monitor, beeping.
Starring
Sophie Gray
Stan Marsh
Eric Cartman
Wendy Testaburger
DeForest Kelly
Mark Ruffalo
Tom Cruise
Thomas McElroy
Nellie McElroy
Desmond Llewelyn
With
Pedro Pascal
With
Ryan Reynolds
And
Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan.
After the trippy opening credits, we see Sophie lying on a hospital bed with her mother by her side.
"Why did you do it, Sophie?" Her mother asked. "Why didn't I hear the can opening? Are the walls soundproof? I should've asked the real estate agent if the walls were soundproof."
Suddenly, there was some breathing and that was because Sophie was starting to wake up.
"Oh my God! Sophie!" Miss Gray starts hugging her daughter.
"Mom?...Where am I?" Sophie asked.
"You're at the hospital sweetie." Miss Gray replied.
"What happened?"
"You were in a diabetic coma after drinking a can of monster." Miss Gray replied.
"I was?" Sophie asked.
"Yeah." Miss Gray confirmed.
"How long?" Sophie asked.
"Five...days." Miss Gray replied.
"Five days?" Sophie asked surprised.
"Yeah. What were you doing drinking that can of Monster?" Sophie didn't reply. "Sophie Gray, you will tell me what is bothering you! Because I almost lost you-"
Sophie than starts to hug her Mom. "I'm sorry Mom, I just miss Scott. I miss him so fucking much." Sophie starts crying.
Miss Gray then starts to hug her daughter, understanding what her daughter is going through. "Sophie, Sophie Gray, suicide isn't gonna bring Scott back. It won't. I don't want you dead Sophie. You're my little baby girl and I don't know what to do if you die." Miss Gray then continued to hug her daughter.
South Park elementary.
"And that is why The Last Jedi is worse than the Rise of Skywalker." Cartman argued to Stan.
"No. The Rise of Skywalker is worse than The Last Jedi. Least that one didn't have a villain who was shoehorned in at the last minute." Stan argued back.
"Least The Rise of Skywalker had Palpatine." Cartman Ed shouted.
Wendy approached then Stan, but he didn't notice her.
"Dude, just because a movie has a character you like, doesn't mean it's good." Stan argued to Cartman.
Wendy coughed again.
"Yes it does! All the best Star Wars movie had the Emperor." Cartman retorted.
"So, you like The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones?" Stan asked.
"No."
Wendy coughed again, but Stan still wasn't giving her attention.
"But you said all the best Star Wars movie had The Emperor." Stan said.
"Uh...Jar Jar sucks." Cartman said, in an effort to chill Stan out.
"Don't bullshit me Cartman, you love Jar Jar." Stan argued.
Wendy coughed again, but much louder this time.
"No I do not and Windy, stop trying to cough on your boyfriend." Cartman exclaimed.
Stan turns to face his girlfriend and said, "Oh, sorry Wendy. Me and Cartman were having an important conversation."
"I see." Wendy said in a tone of voice that made her think it wasn't important. "Stan, I don't know what to do with Sophie."
"Why are you asking me what to do with Sophie?" Stan asked.
"Because you were there when she watched Scott die and your suggestion for me to ask her to join the basketball team didn't go well." Wendy replied.
"Why?" Stan asked.
"She didn't do anything throughout the game. She looked sad and depressed."
"Jesus."
"She also wished that Scott didn't die. She wished that there was a way to bring his soul back into his body. I may have not known Scott that much, but hearing Sophie weep for him makes me think he sounds like a nice guy." Wendy frowned and Stan placed his hand on her shoulder.
"Uh, Windy." Cartman said.
"Don't use one of your stupid riffs fat ass." Wendy snapped.
"It wasn't a riff, bitch! Jesus Christ!" Cartman exclaimed.
"Than what was it?" Wendy angrily asked. "Some stupid scheme to make Sophie fall in love with you."
"No, I already tried that." Cartman replied.
Flashback.
Sophie opens her locker and finds an empty heart shaped box of heart shaped chocolates. "Ok, these are high in sugar!" Sophie said.
Now.
"I didn't know they were high in sugar. Luckily I stupidly ate them all." Cartman said.
"What is it you're suggesting, Cartman?" Asked Stan.
"Stan, remember when I had some kid's soul stuck in my body?"
"Yeah." Stan replied.
"And Chef's parents exorcised the soul out of my body."
"Oh yeah. But, I thought they only performed exorcisms."
"It's worth a shot Stan." Cartman insisted. "Because if I have to deal with the sniffles of Sophie Gray for the rest of skewl, I was gonna put a bullet through my skull."
Later, Scotland, McElroy residence.
Cartman knocked on the door of the house.
"Why are we here Cartman?" Asked the saddened Sophie.
"Trust me, I think these people will help bring Scott back." Cartman assured her.
"You're actually doing this?" Sophie asked surprised. "For you, that is really sweet."
"I kind of miss Scott as well. Mainly because I don't have anyone to make fun of for having a lisp or diabetes."
Sophie glares at Cartman. "Ok, you ruined the moment."
Thomas (Chef's Dad) answers the door. "Why, it's little Eric Cartman." Thomas said happily.
"Who is it Thomas?" Nellie asked from the kitchen.
"It's Eric Cartman." Thomas replied.
"The fat boy?" Nellie asked.
"Yes, the fat boy." Thomas confirmed while Cartman glared at Chef's father. "What brings you out all the way to Scotland?"
"Mr McElroy, do you and your wife dabble in resurrections?" Cartman asked.
"We have." Thomas replied. "But only one time. We dabbled with resurrection to bring Nelson Mandela back to life back in the early 80's. Now they decided to give it such a dumbass name because of it. Mandela Effect. Why ask such a question?"
"This diabetic girl right here, lost her boyfriend, who has a lisp and diabetes, when he Wrath of Khaned himself." Cartman replied.
"Oh dear. Where is the boy now?"
"He's over here." Said Stan.
Thomas sees Stan and Wendy carrying Scott's corpse, which had sunglasses on his eyes and Stan and Wendy were holding him like he was drunk.
"How did you manage to get him?" Thomas asked.
Flashback.
We cut to Cartman, Sophie, Stan and Wendy, at Scott's gravestone, holding shovels.
Cartman started digging at the gravesite.
"Isn't this illegal?" Sophie asked.
"Trust me Sophie, I got away with making a 9th grader eat his own parents." Cartman's comment made Sophie do a nervous chuckle.
"He actually did make a 9th grader eat his own parents." Stan conformation made Sophie pull a nervously shocked face.
Later, Cartman residence.
Scott's corpse was in the shower.
"Ok, one of us is gonna have to clean Scott's corpse to make him look not dead." Cartman said. "Not it!"
"Not it!" Wendy shouted.
"Not it!" Sophie shouted.
"Not it!" Stan realised that he was the last one to say it and groaned. "Dammit!"
Later.
"Ok, somebody is drying the corpse. Not it!" Cartman shouted.
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!" Stan realised he was the last one to say it, again. "Aww!"
Later.
"Ok, one of us now has to put Scott's clothes on. Not it!" Cartman said.
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!" Stan realised he was the last one to say it, again. "Nope!" Stan then pushed Cartman into his room and slammed the door in his face.
Cartman started knocking on the door. "Stan! Open up you asshole!"
Stan locked the door while Wendy and Sophie stared at him. "What? That was the last time I saw a corpse's penis."
Later at the airport.
Stan and Wendy were carrying Scott, to make it look like he was alive. "Dammit, why am I so terrible at this?" Stan asked.
The glasses fell off Scott's face, causing Wendy and Stan to panic as they frantically put the sunglasses back on the boy's face.
Later on the plane.
Stan and Wendy, were sitting next to the corpse, trying to keep the glasses on.
"Would you three like anything?" Asked an air stewardess.
"Yeah, me and the lady will just have two cans of Diet Coke." Stan's reply made Wendy smile.
"And what about him?" The air stewardess asked, referring to Scott.
"He won't be having anything, he's dead tired." Stan replied.
Now.
"Well, come in." Thomas requested.
Cartman and Sophie entered the house while Stan and Wendy, struggled since they were carrying Scott's corpse.
Inside the house the children made themselves comfy by sitting on the couch.
"Do you have the book, Nellie?" Thomas asked.
"I have the book, Thomas." Nellie replied as she entered the room.
"So, what do we do?" Stan asked.
"Well, we draw a white circle around Scott's body." Thomas replied. "Nellie, get the sugar."
"I used all the sugar for the cupcakes." Nellie explained.
"When were you making cupcakes, Woman?" Thomas asked angrily.
"I started making cupcakes when the kiddies shown up."
"Do we still have flour?!" Thomas angrily asked.
"Yes, we still have flour." Nellie replied.
"Get the flour." Thomas' demand made Nellie go back into the kitchen to get the flour.
"So, how does this ritual work?" Sophie asked.
"We draw a circle around Scott's body and then everyone in the room will have to hold hands with each other." Thomas explained. "Than, we say the corpse's name, first name and last name. Than after we say his name, I will start the chanting that will bring this poor young boy back to life."
Nellie returns with the flour and said, "I got the flour Thomas." She then hands the flour to her husband.
"Stand back." Thomas' request made Nellie, move the couch and the table out of the way. Everyone stood back as Thomas started to pour the flour around Scott, and in a few minutes Scott's body was in a big circle made out of flour.
"Let's begin the ritual." Thomas said as he held out his hands.
"Hold on, I need the ritual suit." Nellie starts to walk to retrieve the ritual suit.
"You don't need the ritual suit, Nellie!" Thomas exclaimed.
"I'm getting the ritual suit." Nellie argued.
"You won't be getting the ritual suit." Thomas argued back, but Nellie walked upstairs to get her ritual suit.
"Is the ritual suit important?" Wendy asked.
"No, Nellie feels the need to wear the ritual suit every time we perform a ritual." Thomas explained.
Later, Nellie returns, wearing her ritual suit.
"About damn time, woman." Thomas exclaimed.
"Yeah, it's about damn time." Nellie agreed.
Thomas held Nellie's and Cartman's hand, while Nellie used her other hand to hold Wendy's, while Wendy used her other hand to hold Stan's, while Stan used his other hand to hold Sophie's and Sophie used her other hand to hold Cartman's.
"Are we all ready?" Thomas asked.
"Yeah." Everyone replied.
"Ok, I shall start. Close your eyes and-" Suddenly, Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up by Barry White is heard, interrupting Thomas. "Where is Barry White coming from?"
"Oh, that's my ringtone, sorry." Nellie pulled her phone out of her pocket and answered it. "Hello?...No!...No! You serious?"
"Nellie, we don't take calls during rituals!" Thomas shouted. "I don't have all day!"
"Come on Nellie, hurry up!" Sophie begged.
"Yeah, because I feel like I'm gonna-gonna-gonna AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOO!" Cartman's sneeze caused the circle to be blown away.
"Aww, that's not good at all!" Thomas exclaimed. "Right, I'm gonna set things up again and Nellie should be done with her call in half an hour."
Two and a half hours, later.
"Ok, let's begin." Nellie said just as Thomas finished the circle.
"About damn time, woman!" Thomas exclaimed. Everyone holds hands again and close their eyes. "Take it in turns to say his name."
"Scott Malkinson."
"Scott Malkinson."
"Scott Malkinson."
"Scott Malkinson."
"Scott Malkinson."
"Scott Malkinson. May your soul be transferred to this body right here." Thomas said. "May your soul come out from the afterlife, return to us! Hallakan! Norgan! Mortalsed! Yombimjombo!" Lightning struck outside the house.
"That's strange, there was no forecast of thunder." Nellie commented. Then, the ground started to shake.
"What's happening?" Sophie asked.
"It's all part of the ritual, don't panic." Thomas assured everyone.
A few minutes later, the ground stopped shaking and everyone let go of each other just as the ground stopped shaking.
"Is he alive?" Sophie asked, unsure.
"Give him the kiss of life, to see." Cartman suggested.
"Don't let him encourage you Sophie, he'll just post it all over the internet and say "You're kissing a corpse." Wendy warned her.
Cartman started laughing. "No." The fat fourth grader said.
Thomas started to check Scott's pulse to see if there was a beat.
"Did it work?" Stan asked.
"He's still dead." Thomas replied.
Sophie gasped. "But I thought the ritual was supposed to bring him back."
"It was." Thomas said. "Or was it?" Thomas starts to read from the book.
"What did we do wrong?" Sophie asked.
"Maybe because fat ass sneezed the first circle away." Wendy snapped.
"Why is it my fault?! It's not my fault my nostrils get itchy!" Cartman argued.
"Oh, this is where we went wrong." Thomas said as he pointed at the book.
"What?" Stan asked.
"It was supposed to be squared." Thomas said as he slammed the book shut.
"I knew it was supposed be squared." Nellie said.
"Well, why didn't you tell me, woman?!" Thomas angrily asked.
"You're smart, I thought you would've figured it out." Nellie replied.
"I'm old, goddammit!"
"What was the ritual for than?" Wendy asked.
Thomas starts to flip through the pages. "The ritual is for the soul of a deceased person to end up in another person's body in an alternative reality called...Imaginationland."
"Imaginationland?" Stan repeated.
"Oh yeah. That's where I imagined Khal sucking my balls." Cartman said.
Stan cringed. "Don't remind me, at all."
"Wait a minute, is Cartman gay?" Wendy asked.
The comment made Cartman furious. "No, I'm not gay you fucking climate change preacher!"
"Is there a ritual that will help us get there?" Sophie asked.
"No, I'm afraid not." Thomas sadly replied.
Sophie started to tear up. "Oh, my poor Scott is stuck in an alternative reality, stuck in some fictional character's body."
Wendy started to hug Sophie. "There, there, it's ok."
"Mr McElroy." Stan said,
"Yes?"
"I know how to get there."
"How?"
"I've been twice before. I've memorised how to get there."
"How, Stan?" Wendy asked. "I've never even been there even though I encountered imaginary characters before."
"Ok." Stan then started to sing the imagination song. "Imagination. Imagination. Imagination. Imagination." Whilst everyone was waiting, Cartman started sniggering, while Wendy was watching on in embarrassment.
"Your boyfriend?" Sophie asked.
"My boyfriend." Wendy sighed.
"Imagination. Imagination. Imagination. Imagination."
"Goddamnit! Are we going there or not?!" Thomas interjected.
"We are here." Stan replied.
"Huh?"
Everyone realised that they were in Imaginationland and Thomas, Wendy, Sophie and Nellie, were staring at this place in awe.
"What the hell?!" Thomas reacted.
"Oh Lord, I finally made it to Heaven!" Nellie screamed.
The imaginary characters suddenly, came out of their houses to greet them.
"Stan, Wendy, Sophie. Welcome back." Deadpool said.
"I've never been before actually." Wendy said. "Oh my God, this place is beautiful."
"I've only been in space, but I didn't expect this place to be this grand." Sophie than noticed Baby Yoda and screamed at the top of her lungs. "Oh my God! Baby Yoda! Stan, it's Baby Yoda!"
"Yup." Stan said.
"Can I pet him?" Sophie asked.
"Go easy on him." Deadpool replied.
Sophie approached Baby Yoda and started to stroke him. "Oh my God! It's so adorable in person!"
"Holy Christ! I must be in a coma!" Thomas shouted.
"No you're not." Nellie said.
"You don't know that, Nellie!" Thomas argued.
Sophie was still stroking Baby Yoda, who really liked the attention he was getting. "One of the earliest memory's I've had with Scott was when we were watching The Mandalorian together. Oh shit, Scott! Deadpool, where is Scott?"
"In a grave in your universe I suppose." Deadpool noticed Scott's body. "Ok, who's been grave digging?"
"Deadpool, we were trying to resurrect Scott, but something happened." Stan explained. "We were doing the wrong ritual and his soul was sent into the Imaginationland universe."
"Jesus, haven't you learnt anything from Pet Semetary?" Deadpool asked. "Say it, Fred Gwynne."
"Sometimes, dead is better." Said Jud.
"Trust me, we did this before and it didn't cause some crazy, wacko killer zombie." Thomas assured the merc.
"Alright, have any of you been possessed by a ten year old diabetic boy?" Deadpool asked everyone.
"No." Everyone replied.
"Looks like no one here has." Deadpool said. "Maybe he's over the Villain Wall."
"Or maybe not." Stan theorised.
"What do you mean?" Sophie asked.
"Scott died similarly to Spock in Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan." Stan said.
"But he was bought back in Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock." Sophie continued.
"Spock's soul ended up in Bone's body." Stan continued.
"So, if Scott isn't in any of these guy's bodies. Than he must be in-"
"Bones!" Stan and Sophie said, finishing each other's sentences.
Wendy was glaring at them and Stan took notice of this. "Should I leave you two alone?" Wendy asked.
"There is nothing between them. We're not doing a rehash of the last story's subplot." Deadpool said.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go." Cartman started pressing his fingers on his head and started to concentrate.
"What are you doing?" Sophie asked.
"I'm trying to use the power of my mind to teleport us there." Cartman continued, but nothing.
"Wait a minute, why aren't you imagining?" Deadpool asked.
"I am." Cartman replied.
"But why isn't it working?" Deadpool asked.
Suddenly, a floating ball showed up and then projected a holographic face of Khan (Benedict Cumberbatch). "Hello, Imaginationland."
"Sherlock Holmes!" Thomas shouted.
"No, I'm right here." Said the Benedict Cumberbatch version of Sherlock Holmes.
"No, it is I, Khan." Khan confirmed.
"Nope. You're not getting a Khan yell unless it's Ricardo Montelbán." Deadpool said while pointing an accusing finger at the augmented human.
"I am contacting you to say that the power of imagination for Imaginationland has been shut down by me." The news from Kahn made everyone gasp.
"No imagination?" Wendy asked.
"Yes, I just said that." Kahn confirmed. "The power of imagination shall not be used when we start our attack soon and to not make things easy for the imaginators."
"Wait, if we had the power to imagine, why didn't you say we had the power to do that, Stan?" Sophie asked.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...plot holes are for comment sections only." Stan replied.
"I shall see you soon. I hope you'll be prepared when I get there."
"Oh, we will be!" Deadpool assured him.
"Oh, you won't be." Khan's head disappears.
"Oh my Glob!" Lumpy Space Princess exclaimed. "We aren't prepared!"
"Autobots...let's transform and get the fuck out." Optimus was the only one who turned into a vehicle and drove away.
"Oh shit!" Stan exclaimed. "Deadpool, where is Bones?"
"Bones is at the laboratory. I would take you there, but the council needs me." Deadpool said.
"Than who will take us, asshole?!" Cartman asked.
"Nightcrawler!" Just as Deadpool said his name, the blue tailed X-Man comes out of nowhere, startling Thomas and Nellie.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Blue Devil! Here's Tree-Fiddy!" Nellie screamed.
"I don't wish for the Tree-Fiddy." Nightcrawler said. "Hold on to me and I shall teleport you there." Stan, Cartman, Sophie, Wendy, Thomas and Nellie, hold on to Nightcrawler; Thomas was carrying Scott's body while holding on to Nightcrawler. "Hold on tight." As soon as the X-Man said those words, they disappeared.
Moments later, they end up inside the laboratory and Stan threw up, which made Cartman laugh.
"I should just walk, shouldn't I?" Stan asked.
"No, because than I wouldn't be able to see that again." Cartman replied.
"Bones is through that door and to the right." Nightcrawler explained.
"Thank you Blue Devil." Nellie's comment made Nightcrawler roll his eyes and then he vanished.
They walk through the door and saw that the science room was filled with fictional geniuses like Tony Stark, Ratchet (From Transformers), Mr Fantastic, The Invisible Woman and Q (Desmond Llewelyn).
"This place is amazing." Stan commented.
Cartman approached a subway sandwich that was placed on a desk, he was about to grab it until Q stopped him.
"Don't touch that!" Q demanded. "It will make your mouth explode if you eat it or is this my lunch? Which I don't want you eating either."
"Well sorry Jared, maybe if you'd place a sign on the sandwich that says explosives, maybe I wouldn't have tried to eat it!" Cartman shouted.
"Again, I don't know if this is an explosive or my lunch."
"Still, you could've placed a sign you stupid Brit."
Suddenly, Q sprayed Cartman in the eyes with pepper spray. "Ow! Pepper spray, are you trying to make me blind?" Cartman angrily asked.
"No, this bottle is a knock out spray cleverly disguised as pepper spray." Q explained.
"Yeah right. I don't feel sleep-" Suddenly, Cartman collapsed and Q smiled.
"Excuse me." Wendy said as she and the others approached her.
"Oh, hello there." Q politely greeted back.
"Hi, we would like to thank you for doing that to fat ass and we're only here to see Bones, no need to worry." Stan explained.
The group started to walk towards Bones' lab, but Q quickly blocks them. "No, I'm afraid he's unavailable. He's got himself the bug. A very bad one I think."
"What do you mean?" Thomas asked.
"Well, he was vomiting, than he had a fever and then he just stood in place, motionless." Q explained.
"Well, we think we know what it is." Said Sophie.
"You think?" Q asked. "Oh, thinking isn't good enough, young lady, knowing is better."
"Listen, we believe that our friend's soul is inside Bone's body." Stan explained.
"Oh, that is a stupider excuse than any excuse I hear from 007." Q groaned.
"Have you even seen The Search For Spock?" Wendy asked.
"What does a film have to do with this?"
"My boyfriend, Scott, died." Sophie explained.
"Oh, yes. What a brave little boy. I'm so sorry for your loss."
"It's fine." Sophie said. "He died similarly to Spock in The Wrath of Khan and we are led to believe that the soul of Scott Malkinson, resides in Dr. Bones McCoy."
"And how did that happen?" Q asked.
"I tried performing a resurecction, but I somehow moved the soul from our demension into yours." Thomas explained. "Now, we're trying to find the one who Scott is possessing so, we can transfer his soul back into his body."
"Well, that explains the body." Q said. "You can try, I'll let you through."
"Will the fat ass be ok?" Stan asked.
Q stares at Cartman's unconscious body and replied, "He should be up in twelve hours. I've been trying to perfect it for three months and still, nothing."
Stan, Wendy, Sophie, Thomas and Nellie enter the lab and see Bones sitting on a operating table, motionless.
"Mr. Bones?" Stan started to approach him.
"Don't! He could be contagious!" Professor Hulk comes out from a room adjusting his glasses.
"Oh my Lord, it's the Jolly Green Giant." Nellie screamed.
Professor Hulk sighed. "No, the Jolly Green Giant is bigger than I am. I'm the Hulk."
"No you're not, the Hulk is supposed to be mean and pissed." Nellie pointed out.
"Well, I was." Professor Hulk explained. "Now, I put the brains and the brawn together and I got...best of both worlds. Why are you carrying a corpse in my lab?"
"Dr Banner, we believe that my boyfriend, Scott Malkinson is-"
"I'm sorry, Scott Malkinson?" Banner interrupted Sophie. "That's the corpse of Scott Malkinson?"
"Yeah, that's the corpse." Stan confirmed.
"Why the hell are you carrying it in here?" Professor Hulk asked.
"Because we believe that Scott is inside Bones." Sophie replied.
"Why?"
"Because I was trying to perform a ritual but I got it wrong." Thomas said.
"He got it wrong." Nellie confirmed.
"I was performing the wrong ritual." Thomas explaining. "I performed the ritual that sent the soul of Scott Malkinson to somebody from Imaginationland. But these two Star Wars fans, say that Scott's soul is inside that doctor's body."
Suddenly, Cartman burst into the room and yelled, "It's Star Trek, dumbass!"
"How are you awake?" Wendy asked. "Q said the effects wear off in twelve hours."
"Well, I guess his calculations were wrong." Cartman said. "Is Scott inside Bone's body?"
"I personally think Bones just has a fever." Professor Hulk replied. "But I am about to check." Hulk approaches Bones. "Bones. Bones. Bones. Are you ok?"
Bones acknowledged the Hulk. "Yes I am. I just had a bit of a fever, that's all."
"See? A fever." Hulk said.
"Why is that man carrying the corpse of a little boy?" Bones asked.
"Is Scott Malkinson inside your body?" Thomas asked.
"Scott Malkinson? No, he isn't inside my body."
"Well, you don't know that." Stan pointed out.
"I am, I'm a doctor, not a gullible fool." Bones said.
"Now, is there anything I can get you?" Professor Hulk asked.
"Do you have any insulin?" Bones asked.
"Uh...yeah." Said Professor Hulk. "Why do you need insulin?"
"Ignore I said that, get me a glass of water." Boned said.
"Why did he ask for insulin?" Stan asked.
"I think Scott is trying to fight for control." Wendy theorised.
"Hey, do any of you have any insulin?" Bones asked again.
"Yeah, sure." Sophie hands Bones a bottle of her insulin.
"Unless this is water, I'm not drinking it." Bones snapped.
"But you just asked for it."
"No I didn't!" Bones denied.
Sophie then came to a realisation and then started encouraging. "Come on Scott, fight! Fight him!"
"Dammit, my name is Bones, not Scott. He wears a red shirt." Bones denied.
"This'll make Scott come out." Cartman said.
"What do you mean this'll make Scott come out?" Bones asked. "Does anyone have any insulin?"
"Does anyone have any insulin? I'm Scott Malkinson, I have a lisp and diabetes." Cartman's Scott Malkinson impression made Thomas and Nellie laugh.
"Cartman, stop it." Sophie said.
"Do it again." Nellie requested.
"You want an encore?" Cartman asked.
"Yeah."
"Ok." Cartman then took a deep breath. "I hate you guys for mocking me. I'm Scott Malkinson, I have a lisp and diabetes." Thomas and Nellie laughed again at Cartman's impression.
"Mocking somebody for having diabetes isn't nice, you know?" Bones said.
"Mocking sombody for having diabetes isn't nice, you know? I'm Scott Malkinson, I have a lisp and diabetes." Cartman mimicked Scott, again.
"Stop it!" Sophie demanded. "Don't make me kick your ass!"
Bones started to stare at Cartman with anger.
"Stop it! Don't make me kick your ass! I'm Sophie Gray, I'm ginger and I have diabetes. Cartman laughed while Bones continued to get angry, while Thomas and Nellie continued to laugh their heads off and Stan and Wendy just stood there, doing nothing.
"Should we be doing something?" Wendy asked.
"No, I think Cartman's on to something." Stan replied.
"I'm Sophie Gray, I have diabetes." Suddenly, Bones jumped off the operating table and grabbed Cartman.
"Stop mocking my girlfriend you fat fuck!" Bones demanded angrily.
"Scott?" Sophie asked.
"Yes, it's me, Scott." Bones confirmed then shook his head. "What just happened?"
"Let go of me!" Scott/Bones let go of Cartman.
"Nope!" Scott/Bones picked up Cartman. "I'm not done with him."
"Who are you?" Bones asked. "What are you doing in my body?"
"My name is Scott Malkinson. I'm 10 years old."
Bones stood frozen by the news. "Oh no, first Spock now some 10 year old boy. What's next? A demon from Hell?"
Scott/Bones let's go of Cartman and bent down to his knees to face Sophie.
"Scott?" Sophie asked.
Scott/Bones smiled and said, "Hello, Sophie."
Sophie started to smile and said, "It's really you."
"What's happened to my voice? Where's my lisp? Why do I feel like I don't need insulin?" Suddenly, Sophie started to hug Scott/Bones in an effort to calm him down, then Scott/Bones hugged back.
"Is anyone else freaked out by the fact Bones is hugging a 10 year old girl?" Stan asked.
"No, it'll be freakier if they kissed." Cartman replied.
Scott/Bones stopped hugging Sophie and glared at Cartman. "Dammit, Fatso, I'm a doctor, not a pervert." Bones said.
Professor Hulk entered the room. "Sorry I was long. The line was longer than expected."
"Banner, I need your help." Bones said.
"What is it?"
"There's a boy inside me."
"Eww."
"Not like that!" Bones exclaimed. "I meant there's a boy's soul, inside me."
"Oh. How did he get in there?" Professor Hulk asked.
"Yeah, how did I get in here?"
"There was a mixup when we were trying to resurrect you." Thomas replied. "We accidentally sent your soul to a character in Imaginationland."
"What?!" Scott asked. "Well, where's my body?!"
"It's right here." Thomas said pointing to where the body was, but it wasn't there anymore.
"Where did it go?" Nellie asked.
"You bought a dead body in my lab?" Bones asked angrily.
"Yeah." Cartman confirmed.
"Dammit I'm a doctor, not Victor Frankenstein." Bones said.
"It was right here, how did you lose it?" Sophie asked.
"I have no idea." Thomas replied. "Nellie, do you know who took the body?"
"No I don't know who took the body." Nellie replied.
"Look, a note." Stan picks up the note.
"What does it say?" Asks Scott.
"It says "You're too late, you'll never find the body now. Signed, Swiper."
"That sneaky fox!" Professor Hulk commented.
"My body is gone?!" Scott/Bones dropped to the floor, saddened by the fact. "I'm gonna be stuck in a an old man's body forever." Scott/Bones started to cry.
"I'm 42." Bones pointed out.
"Still."
Sophie sat next to a teary eyed Scott/Bones. "Scott, everything's gonna be ok."
"It's not, Sophie. I don't wanna be stuck in a middle aged man's body."
"I'm 42!" Bones exclaimed.
"Right now, you need to not worry. We'll get your body back in one piece." Sophie assured him.
"What do you mean "we'll?" Professor Hulk asked.
"As in me, Stan, Cartman, Wendy and Bones." Sophie explained.
"What?!" Bones angrily shouted.
"Ok, if you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, you shouldn't." Warned Professor Hulk.
"Why?" Sophie asked.
"You plan to go over the wall. A wall that has land belonging to the most villainous villains whoever existed. I mean you have Darth Vader, Thanos, President Garrison and Godzilla! You can't go there."
"That sounds dangerous. Good thing me and Nellie are gonna be staying here." Thomas said.
"Yeah, me and Thomas are gonna be staying here." Nellie confirmed.
"So?" Stan asked. "I've survived the rainforest, Mickey Mouse, Chinese gangs, Mel Gibson, Barbara Streisand, the first Imaginationland war, being exiled for a day, drug lords and so many."
"Are you sure you're not trying to get yourself killed?" Wendy asked her boyfriend.
"I mean, you can try and go there. But you're gonna need disguises." Professor Hulk said.
Q enters the lab and said, "I don't mean to intrude, but you might also need gadgets."
"Yes. Obviously gadgets." Professor Hulk agreed.
"Splendid. Go ahead and meet Q at his workbench."
Everyone stared at each other in confusion over Q speaking about himself like he wasn't there.
"But, you're Q." Stan pointed out.
"I am." Suddenly, another Q showed up.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Shapeshifter!" Nellie screamed.
The other Q did an annoyed sigh. "You had to, didn't you?" Asked an annoyed Q.
"You just ruined the surprise." Q said.
Everyone stared at each other in confusion. "What surprise?" Sophie asked. Then, Q started to tear his face off.
"Aww, sick!"
Q tore his face off to reveal he was actually Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible.
"Oh no." Stan groaned.
"What?" Sophie asked. "It's only Ethan Hunt."
"I know, but-"
"But what?" Sophie interjected.
"Stan and Tom Cruise have a bit of a history together." Wendy replied.
"If you might need some disguises, than you come to me." Ethan suggested. "And you do need disguises, so, I'll be on it." Ethan walks away.
"Bloody show off." Q groaned. "Anyway..." The inventor points to Stan, Wendy, Sophie and Cartman. "...you four, I have some gadgets for your little suicide mission. Come, follow me." Q exits the room.
"Is he usually like this?" Wendy asked, commenting on how strict Q was.
"He can be a bit of a joker, but I can never tell." Professor Hulk replied.
Later, at the workbench.
Stan, Wendy, Sophie and Cartman, had followed Q to the workbench. "Here we are." Q said. "Now, I had prepared some gadgets for this moment." Q picks up a pen.
"What is that supposed to do?" Cartman asked. "Is it a tool to make me draw?"
"No." Q hands the pen to Sophie and then she starts inspecting it. "This pen is no ordinary pen. When you push the button that makes the tip come out; instead of the tip it will spit-" Sophie pushes the button and some liquid substance shot out and hit Ratchet, who was passing by, in the arm.
Suddenly, Ratchet's arm started to burn and then it fell off. "Sophie, I needed that!" Ratchet exclaimed.
"Sorry." Sophie apologised.
Q stares at Sophie with displeasure. "Perhaps I should do the demonstrations?" Sophie gave the inventor an apologetic look and puts it in her pocket.
Q picks up a grappling hook. "This grappling hook is just a grappling hook. I would've given it something interesting to go with, but it just didn't sit well once I was drawing it up on the blueprint." Q hands the grappling hook to Stan. "I would show a demonstration, but I'm not Ethan Hunt. That and I'm too old to do those sort of dangerous shenanigans." Q picks up a watch. "This may look like an ordinary watch, but this watch can hack into any system."
"No offence Q, but I am hacker." Wendy retorted.
"Really?" Asked a surprised Q.
"Yeah, I can use my phone to hack into any system when necessary." Wendy explained.
"Well, this was pointless. I'll give it to one of the 007s."
James Bond (Sean Connery) approaches Q. "I'll have the watch Q."
Then, the Roger Moore James Bond approaches Q and Bond. "You've had your turn, let me have a go."
The Pierce Brosnan James Bond approaches Q and the Bonds. "No, let me have it. You're too old for this."
The Daniel Craig James Bond approaches Q and the Bonds. "No, you always do cool stuff because you think you're young."
The Timothy Dalton James Bond approaches Q and the other Bonds. "No, let me have a go. None of you notice me anyway."
Than the George Lazenby Bond approaches them. "Can I have a turn? Just give me another chance."
Than all the James Bonds start bickering.
Q rolled his eyes at the pointless bickering. "Right! Fetch!" Q throws the watch away and all the James Bonds start chasing it. "And you..." Q points to Cartman. "...have these. Q hands Cartman a box of pills.
"Diet pills?" Cartman asked. "Oh, I get it. These aren't diet pills, they're actually pills that are poisonous, disguised as diet pills."
"No. They're actually diet pills." Q confirmed. "I mean for god sake, lose some weight."
"I'm not fat!" Exclaimed an annoyed Cartman.
"Now, that you have your equipment, I suggest you go and get your masks from Mr Hunt." Q's suggestion made the group walk to their destination.
"I can't believe that British asshole thinks I'm fat!" Cartman moaned. Everyone, except for Cartman, did an annoyed sigh.
They walk into the mask room to meet with Ethan Hunt.
When they enter the room they notice Bones/Scott in the room with Ethan. "Scott, Bones, what are you doing in here?" Stan asked.
"I'm coming with you guys." Scott replied.
"No, I will not let you take me over the villain wall." Bones protested.
"I'm coming with them so I can carry my body, so they won't damage it."
"You think I'm gonna wreck your body?" Sophie asked.
"Kind of." Scott replied and then stared at Stan and Wendy. "I seriously can't trust you two carrying my body. Especially Cartman."
"What? Why would I wanna damage Scott's body?" Cartman asked.
"Ok, I got your masks and suits ready." Ethan retorted. "Bones and Scott, since you two are sharing the same body you will be disguising yourself as a Gorn."
Bones/Scott put on the costume and mask which looked...shit.
"You look shit!" Cartman started laughing. "Nobody's gonna fall for that!"
"Well you can't blame the original series for being shot on a low budget." Stan said.
"And they will fall for that since that is what the Gorn actually look like when you see them, once you get over the wall." Ethan then turned to acknowledge Stan. "Stan, you'll be disguising yourself as Chucky." Ethan hands Stan the costume, voice changer and mask. "Stick that on your neck and put the costume on."
Stan did what Ethan told him. "How do I look and sound?" Stan asked sounding like the killer doll.
"Like a doll who lost it's creepiness when it talks." Cartman replied.
Stan turned to Cartman and angrily charged at him. "You fucking stupid fat piece of shit!" Cartman screamed and then Stan laughed.
"That's some great acting." Ethan replied with a chuckle.
"And I'm gonna be Chucky's girlfriend?" Wendy's question was answered when Ethan shows her the Tiffany costume.
"I think so baby." Stan commented, making Wendy a little uncomfortable.
"Stan, just don't."
"Sorry."
Ethan hands Wendy the costume, mask, fake boobs and voice changer and then she puts on the disguise.
"How does it feel?" Ethan asked.
"I'm not sure if the boobs are necessary." Wendy replied, now with Tiffany's voice.
"They are, since Tiffany has boobs and you haven't grown any, since you're 10." Ethan pointed out.
Wendy then started to charge at the spy. "Why, you-"
Stan stopped her. "Wendy, don't. You look fine."
"Aww, thanks, Stan."
"Cartman, you will be disguised as Nick Nack." Ethan said.
"Who?" Cartman asked, confused.
"The sidekick from The Man With The Golden Gun." Ethan replied.
"Aww! Why can't I be Chucky?" Cartman groaned.
"Because you match the physique of this costume more." Ethan hands Cartman the mask, suit and voice changer which Cartman reluctantly dresses up in.
"And for you Sophie a..." Sophie was smiling with anticipation for what her costume could be. "...Jawa."
Sophie frowned with disappointment. "Oh, a Jawa."
"I couldn't find any other villain your size." Ethan explained.
"But that's a Jawa, she'll stick out like a sore thumb." Wendy pointed out.
"She won't, because Jawas are scavengers." Ethan explained. "They can enter any wall without being shot or kidnapped. Just don't let them steal anything you have in your pockets."
Sophie puts on the Jawa costume and frowns in disappointment.
"Relax, I'm a Gorn. You have it better because, I can't see a thing in this costume." Bones said.
"Can you see through the mouth?" Stan asked.
"No, because the mouth is shut tight." Bones/Scott try to open the mouth with their hands.
"If I was in my body, I would've used diabetic rage to open it."
"I'm sorry, diabetic rage?" Bones asked.
"But, what happens if the guys we are disgusing ourselves as notice us?" Stan asked.
"They won't notice us, don't worry." Cartman assured them.
"That's right, they won't." Ethan confirmed. "Chucky, Tiffany and Nick Nack are locked up in Shawshank. They won't get out for a while."
"Ok, let's go." Stan said.
"Wait, you're gonna need somebody who knows their way around the villain wall." Ethan retorted.
"Now you tell us! Stupid Scientologist." Cartman mumbled.
"Hey! Scientology is important!" Ethan exclaimed. "Lucky for you, I called in a guy who can help out. He's an Anti-Hero and they are the only ones who can cross both of the borders."
"Who is it?" Sophie asked.
"Behind you."
They listened to Ethan and turned around to see who the person was. When Sophie turned around to see the person, she gasped. It was Din Djarin AKA The Mandalorian.
"Oh my God! It's the Mandalorian!" Sophie screamed as she started to shake Bones/Scott. "Scott, it's The Mandalorian!"
"Where?"
"A Mandalorian?" Bones asked.
The Mandalorian approached Ethan and asked, "So, these are my clients?"
"Yup." Ethan confirmed.
"Why can't you go in?" The Mandalorian asked.
"Because you know the place better than I do."
"That fact is correct, but why not someone else who knows?"
"Because you're the only one I know."
"Ok, how much will I get payed?"
"Four hundred credits and a gadget from Q." Ethan replied.
"What?!" Shouted Q.
"Deal." The Mandalorian and Ethan shook each other's hands all while Sophie stood gobsmacked.
"I know what he looks like, but damn do I still wanna know what's underneath that helmet." Stan said.
"Are you ready?" Asked The Mandalorian.
Everyone except Sophie replied, "Yeah," since she was still in utter shock.
"Is she ok?" Asked The Mandalorian.
"She's a real fan of your show." Scott explained.
The Mandalorian sighed. "Great, a fangirl. Plus my first encounter with one."
At the wall.
The group made it to the entrance, staring at its intimidating stature.
"Are we there?" Asked Bones.
"Yeah." Stan replied.
"Ok, am I directly staring at the wall?" Bones asked.
"Yeah, you are." Cartman snickered, because really, Bones/Scott were staring at the rocks.
"Bones, Sophie and Scott, hold on to me." Sophie holds onto The Mandalorian's leg while Scott/Bones were struggling to find where The Mandalorian was.
"Where are you?" Scott asked.
"Scott, honey, over here." Sophie replied.
Bones/Scott follow the voice but then Cartman puts his foot out and trips Scott/Bones over, causing the fat fourth grader to laugh.
"Dammit, I'm a doctor not a joke." Bones said.
The Mandalorian pulled Scott/Bones up to their feet and then said, "Just hold on to me."The Mandalorian then used his grappling hook to get over the wall.
"Hold on to me, sweet cheeks." Stan said to Wendy, who then holds on to her boyfriend.
"Please don't call me any of these names, Stan." Wendy requested.
Cartman than held on to Wendy and Stan used the grapple hook to grapple on to the wall.
All three of them started to walk up the wall, Batman (1966) style. Once they got over the wall, they met up with The Mandalorian and the others.
"Was it hard getting over?" Asked The Mandalorian.
"Not really." Stan replied.
"Thought it might've been, considering the big one." The Mandalorian said, referring to Cartman.
"Hey, I'm not fat! You stupid foundling!" Cartman shouted.
The Mandalorian points his blaster at Cartman after his insult. "Don't you dare call me that." The Mandalorian demanded.
"What? A stupid foundling?"
The Mandalorian started to shoot right next to Cartman's feet, causing Cartman to do a bit of a funny dance and making Wendy, Stan, Scott/Bones and Sophie, laugh.
"Ok, that's enough." Stan said in-between laughs.
"Yeah, I guess you're right." The Mandalorian put his blasters back in his holsters. "Alright, now I need you to stay with me. This is a dangerous place."
"Where do we start?" Bones asked.
"Swiper's most popular spot is his foxhole." Mando replied. "That's where we will find him. Follow me."
The group start to follow him instead of Scott/Bones, mainly because they couldn't see a thing. Scott/Bones walk into a wall causing them to fall, causing Cartman to burst into laughter.
"Little help." Scott said as he/Bones struggled to get up.
The Mandalorian sighed and picked them up. "Just hold on to me." Scott/Bones held The Mandalorian by his shoulders and they started walking.
Later.
The group are walking around the villain area and so far, there were no villains, apart for some Joker goons and Stormtroopers, but they make it to Swiper's hideout.
"This is it, let me do the talking." The Mandalorian requested and Scott/Bones let go of him.
"Why can't I? I'm Chucky after all." Stan asked.
"It's better if I do it." The Mandalorian replied before he walked into the foxhole. "Hey, Swiper, it's me! Mando!"
Swiper exited his hideout to greet The Mandalorian. "What can I do for you Mandalorian?"
"I wanna know where you've taken the body of a dead little boy." The Mandalorian requested.
"You're too late, you'll never find the body." Swiper said with his cocky demeanour showing.
"What do you mean we're too late?" The Mandalorian angrily asked.
"I don't know, I usually say that after I steal things." Swiper explained.
Scott/Bones started to clench their fists. "Scott, don't." Bones advised.
"You better tell us Swiper, or there will be a blaster going through your face." The Mandalorian pressed his blaster on Swiper's cheek, causing the fox to gulp.
"Ok, I took it to Khan's palace." Swiper confessed. "Khan wanted the body to create a monster. He's planning to put it in the Lazarus pit so he can turn it into a diabetic rage monster."
"Like the Hulk?" Sophie asked.
"Exactly like the Hulk." The fox confirmed.
Suddenly, Scott/Bones tackled Cartman, instead of the fox. "Hey! Get off of me!" Cartman angrily demanded.
"Did we get him?" Scott asked.
"Why do they want a diabetic rage monster?" Asked The Mandalorian.
"So they can use him to bust down the wall." The Mandalorian stared at Swiper while pressing his blaster against his cheek. "Are you gonna let me go?"
The Mandalorian let go of Swiper and then started to walk away.
"But, you're gonna be too late Mando, he'll complete it." Swiper said. "Because you aren't gonna stop it, because you'll be dead." Swiper points a blaster at The Mandalorian and then there was a blaster sound and Swiper was smiled, but he didn't realise his chest was smoking. And that was because he was the one who got shot, causing him to collapse, dead.
Everyone was staring at The Mandalorian holding his recently shot blaster in his hand. "Poor fox." The Mandalorian quipped.
"I guess he was the one who was too late." Cartman said.
Later, at the Legion of-Whoops, wrong evil base. Later, at Khan's palace. There we go.
The group make it to the palace. Scott/Bones were still holding on to The Mandalorian, so they knew where they were going.
The Mandalorian was scanning the door. "It's sealed shut, but the door can be melted."
"I have a pen that spits acid." Sophie said.
"That's convenient." The Mandalorian said as he backs away to stand with the group.
Sophie approaches the door and squirts some acid at it, causing it to melt.
"Goddamnit, I love her." Scott said.
"Please don't say that." Bones requested. "It's creepy when it comes out of my mouth."
They run through the entrance where they were stopped by another door.
Sophie squirts some acid against the door, but it doesn't melt. "Mando?" Sophie asked, wanting an explanation.
The Mandalorian starts scanning the door. "It's a metal that's immune to acid. But it can be hacked."
"Got it." Wendy said as she pulls her phone out of her pocket and starts hacking. "And..." Like that, the door opened. "...all done."
They ran down the hallway until they were stopped by another door and The Mandalorian starts scanning. "It cannot be melted or hacked, but there's a lever just up there. Stan, you think-"
Stan used the grappling hook to get on the platform which had the lever. He pulled the lever which unlocked the door and then Stan descended back down.
They make it to another door and Mando started scanning. "No lever, immune to acid and no device to hack it. It's fart activated."
"Great, how are we gonna get through the door?" Stan asked. "I'm all out of juice."
"Do queefs count?" Wendy asked.
"No, I think they directly mean fart." Sophie theorised.
"And besides, queefs are disgusting." Scott said, causing the girls to glare at him.
"Wait, Cartman has diet pills." Stan said.
"So?" Asked The Mandalorian.
"They are known to cause flatulence." Stan replied.
"Cartman, have two diet pills." The Mandalorian demanded.
"What?" Asked Cartman.
"The diet pills, eat two. Then fart into that fart hole over there."
"I threw them away." Cartman admitted.
"What?!"
Everyone started glaring at Cartman, but he didn't care. "I threw them away because they were diet pills."
"That was our only chance to get through you dumbass!" Yelled an angry Scott.
"But, I have a lot of juice in me." Cartman walks up to the fart hole, pulls down his pants, puts his ass in the ass shaped hole and farts. Cartman regroups with the others as they watched the door slowly open.
The door opens to reveal a group of villains standing in front of them.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeee's Chucky!" Said Jack Torrance, holding his signature axe. "Or, fake Chucky."
"What the fuck?!" Stan exclaimed.
Suddenly, Stan, Wendy, Sophie, Cartman and Scott/Bones were knocked out by being electrocuted.
The person who knocked them out, turned out to be The Mandalorian. "All too easy."
Later.
Stan, Wendy, Sophie, Cartman and Scott/Bones woke up in a cell, not wearing their disguises.
"Is everyone ok?" Stan asked.
"I think so." Bones replied. "Scott?"
"I'm fine."
"Oh, fuck! Another cell!" Cartman shouted. "Goddamnit! Why does this always happen to me?!"
"I can't believe The Mandalorian betrayed us." Sophie said, disappointedly.
"I did, for my plan." The Mandalorian came out from the shadows and stood by the cell.
"When I get out of the cell, I'm gonna rip your fucking armour off and tear your heart out!" Wendy threatened.
"You can't. I mean, you can tear off my armour, but you can't tear my heart." The Mandalorian said.
"Why are you doing this Mando?" Stan asked angrily.
"It's all part of my plan." Mando replied. "Scott coming here, the interrogation of Swiper, Ethan hiring me and the disguise." Everyone stared at each other in confusion, not sure what Mando was implying. "Oh, how rude, I forgot the big..." The Mandalorian took off his helmet and what the group saw shocked them. He turned out to be Khan (Benedict Cumberbatch). "...reveal."
"Khan, and not the good one." Bones groaned.
"I actually liked him." Stan said.
"I also liked him." Sophie agreed.
"You son of a bitch!" Cartman shouted as he angrily ran up to the bars. "You ruined the greatest villain of all time!"
Khan smiled at the comment and replied, "How flattering."
"What are you doing Khan?" Scott asked.
"My plan is to burst through the villain wall of Imaginationland, but our plan involves Scott, his body and his diabetic rage." Khan explained.
"No!" Sophie screamed.
"Allow me to tell you what I plan to do to him." Khan offered. "Once I put his lifeless body in the Lazarus pit, his soul will be transferred, from point A to point B, but to be more specific, Scott's soul will leave Bones' body and be moved into his original body. But, how will I manage to put him in his diabetic rage phase?" Khan pulls a syringe out from his pocket and smiled. "With this. In this syringe is apple juice, high in sugar, enough to set him off. Now that would kill him, yes, but not without a mixture of the Lazarus pit. You see, the Lazarus pit has a very bad side effect, it can make you go insane. So, while Scott is in his insane phase of the Lazarus pit, Nurse Ratched and Dr. Hugo Strange will hold him while I insert the syringe into him and release."
"You monster! Don't do that to my Scott!" Sophie demanded.
"Ok." Khan starts to walk away. "Not!" Everyone glares at Khan for that outdated phrase.
"That was unnecessary." Bane said.
"No offence but you really need to get with the times, Khan." Missy agreed.
"Oh come on." Kahn groaned. "Ok, begin the ritual. Soundwave, ritual music."
"As you command, Khan." Soundwave transforms into cassette player and starts to play Masked Ball by Jocelyn Pook AKA the music from the ritual scene in Eyes Wide Shut. Khan stood at the edge of the Lazarus pit and took off his cloak while Killer Croc picked up Scott's body. Khan took a deep breath and extended his arms out, side to side while Killer Croc dumped Scott's body into the pit. In the cell, Scott/Bones started to breath quite frantically. The others could only watch on in horror as a green orb escaped Bones' mouth and flew into the Lazarus pit. A few moments later, Nurse Ratched and Dr. Hugo Strange picked up Scott's body and to no one's surprise, Scott Malkinson had been resurrected. Scott was panting, his eyes were bloodshot and he was struggling to get out of his captors' grasps. Khan approached Scott and injected him with the high in sugar apple juice. Scott started to feel weak but all of a sudden, his arms started to become all muscly that his sleeves started to rip. Than his whole body started to become all muscly that his shirt ripped revealing muscly physique which did make Sophie drool quite a bit. While he was getting all muscly his size started to extend and soon enough, he was as big and muscly as the Incredible Hulk. Stan, Wendy, Sophie, Cartman and Bones, watched on in horror as they saw what had happened to Scott.
"See what I did?" Asked the impressed Khan. "Now, Scott, go to the wall and tear it down." Scott only stared at Khan in anger. "I said, "Go to the wall and tear it down!" Khan demanded aggressively, but Scott didn't listen. "Are you listening to me?!"
"Scott, smash!" Scott shouted, then he suddenly, picked up Khan and teared him in two, causing everyone in the location to stand with shock.
Scott picked up both Nurse Ratched and Dr. Hugo Strange and smashed their heads against each other, leaving a very bloody mess. Bane jumped on Scott's back, but Scott grabbed Bane and crushed his head with his fingers. Scott grabbed Killer Croc and tore his jaw wide open. Suddenly, Jack attacked Scott with an axe, but on impact, the axe shattered.
"All work, no breaks, made axe a dull tool." Said Jack.
Scott grabbed the wooden part of the axe and lodged it in Jack's head.
Scott noticed Missy and started to charge at her.
"See you in the sequel." Missy said before she disappeared to be hopefully seen in the sequel.
Everyone in the cell was surprised at the carnage that was ensued.
"Not bad for a diabetic." Cartman commented.
"That's my man." Sophie said. "Help us out, Scott."
But Scott didn't listen, instead he jumped through the cieling to be seen in the se-nah I'm kidding. He jumped through the cieling so he can escape the palace and cause havoc. Everyone in the cell was shocked by what just happened.
"Well, fuck." Cartman commented.
"He'll come back." Sophie said, confidently.
Two hours later, the group were still in the cell.
Stan and Wendy were sleeping right next to each other, Bones was looking at the cell, Sophie was resting herself by the cell bars and Cartman was playing the harmonica.
"Well, I'm in prison, lord, Imaginationland prison got me down." Cartman sang. "Said I'm in prison, lord, Imaginationland prison got me down." Cartman plays the harmonica as he ended the song.
"And that was Imaginationland Prison Blues by Eric Cartman." Cartman said. "Any requests."
"How about, shut up so I can find a way out?" Bones requested.
Cartman plays harmonica, hinting he was going to sing again. "There ain't no way out, I searched the room there's no way out."
"I'm not gonna die in a prison cell." Bones said.
"No offence, but one of you is already dead." Cartman said before he continued to play the harmonica.
"Stan, Wendy, Cartman, I'm so sorry." Sophie apology made Stan and Wendy wake up.
"Who's sorry?" Wendy asked.
"If I wasn't so suicidal about Scott's death, than you wouldn't have gone on to do this for me." Sophie explained, just as the tears started to escape her eyes. "I would be at home, rewatching The Mandalorian; Stan and Wendy would have time to themselves; Bones wouldn't have had Scott controlling his body; and Cartman would still continue being an asshole. It's all my fault we're stuck in here, I am so sorry." Sophie started crying her eyes out, in sadness.
Wendy approached Sophie and started patting her on the back, that moment was ruined when Cartman started playing the harmonica, again.
"Yes, lord, it was Sophie's fault. Sophie's fault she's locked us up." The sudden song got Cartman from Wendy.
"Sophie, it's not your fault this has happened." Bones assured her. "It's Khan. It's his fault Scott is now a rampaging monster, probably destroying all of Imaginationland. Sophie, when we get out, I promise I will do something to make him normal again. We just need to-"
Suddenly, a hand placed a bomb on the jail cell. "Stand back!" A voice demanded.
Sophie and Wendy backed away from the bars and then the bomb exploded, causing the door to disintegrate causing the group to be taken aback by the sudden rescue.
The Mandalorian was now standing in front of them and then asked, "Did I miss anything?"
"Are you the Mandalorian?" Sophie asked.
Ethan Hunt walked into view of them and stood next to The Mandalorian. "It is. Here I'll-" Ethan was about to remove The Mandalorian's helmet, but The Mandalorian grabbed his hand, stopping him.
"Remove my helmet and I will kill you." The Mandalorian threatened.
"How did you know we were here?" Sophie asked.
Professor Hulk walked into view of them and said, "Hey." Everyone was staring at each other, apparently not having a clear explanation. "Oh, I placed a tracking device on Bones' shoelace."
Bones looked at his shoelace and realised that there was a miniature tracking device. "Can everybody stop putting things on me or inside me without my permission?" Bones asked angrily.
The prisoners exited their cells to discuss a plan.
"I'll catch all of you later, I got a deimagination machine to destroy." Ethan said.
"Good luck." Stan said before the spy ran out of the room.
"Ok, I'm assuming that Khan made Scott into me?" Professor Hulk asked.
"Yeah." Sophie confirmed.
"Ok, I don't actually have a plan regarding Scott." Said Professor Hulk.
"What?!" Exclaimed The Mandalorian. "I always thought you were the smart one."
"I know, I know. But I don't. Does anyone have a plan?" Asked Professor Hulk.
"We can kill him." Cartman's suggestion got him a glare from everyone.
"Ok, no." Professor Hulk argued. "No. No. No. No. We will not be doing that."
"What?! He's a diabetic rage monster!" Cartman argued back.
"Do not call my Scott-" Suddenly, Sophie heard some beeping and pulled out her glucose metre and realised her blood sugar was high. "Oh shit. Good thing I have insulin." Sophie pulled a syringe of insulin out from her pocket and injected herself with it.
"Wait a minute, I think I have an idea." Professor Hulk soon said.
Meanwhile.
Scott was causing a rampage in the good part of Imaginationland. He grabbed Strawberry Shortcake and bit her head off, then he picked up Optimus Prime.
"Autobots...I knew we should've transformed and got the fuck out." The leader said before Scott crushed his head and threw him away.
Deadpool runs up to Scott and asked, "You want a piece of me?!" Scott picks up Deadpool and tears him in two. "No, you wanted me in two."
While the rampage was going on, Ron Burgendy was reporting live. "Yes, it's a shit storm here in Imaginationland, as there's a giant diabetic white boy destroying the place. As you can see I am standing about 12 meters away from the danger which some might say is very dangerous. But what this giant doesn't know is that I am the danger." Scott then started to approach the famous anchorman. "And now it appears he is approaching me quite aggressively so I should probably get out of the way, but I don't want to because this would make a great shot to end my career on. Stay classy Imaginationland, I'm-"
Suddenly, Thomas and Nellie stopped Scott. "Scott, don't you dare attack Will Ferrell!" Thomas demanded.
"Excuse me?" Asked the confused anchor.
"Yeah, he's our national treasure." Nellie said.
"Well, I am a treasure, but I wouldn't say "National." Ron said.
"Scott, you need to stop this, right now!" Thomas demanded. Scott growls at Thomas just as he pulled some money out of his pocket. "Here's tree fiddy."
"Yes, there's the tree fiddy." Nellie said.
"It appears that the crazy voodoo couple are bribing it with tree fiddy. I wonder if that'll help get the Loch Ness Monster off my front lawn." Ron said.
Scott just growls at the deal and was about to hit Thomas and Nellie, but Sophie stops Scott.
"Scott! Please, don't do this!" Sophie's demand made the monster stand still. "You don't need to do this, Scott! Please, just calm down and listen to me!
"Um, Scottzilla isn't gonna be listening!" Exclaimed Ron.
"Shut up and don't do audio commentary." Sophie demanded.
"Ok, I won't." Ron then looks at the cameraman and says, "But keep filming."
"Scott, stop for me, please!" Sophie begged. "I've missed you so much! I haven't been the same since you briefly died!"
While Sophie was talking to Scott, The Mandalorian, Stan, Wendy, Bones, Cartman and Professor Hulk all sneak up with tranquillisers.
"One shot, don't forget." The Mandalorian reminded them.
"What if it doesn't work?" Asked Bones.
"It will." Hulk assured them as he tried to pull the trigger, but the gun breaks. "Oh, right. I should-"
"Probably wait." The Mandalorian suggested.
"Yeah." Professor Hulk agreed as he moved away from the group.
"Aim...aim..." Bones said to Cartman.
"And Bebe kept trying to-"
"Fire!" Cartman shouted, causing him to interrupt Sophie and then shoots off all the tranquillisers on Scott, but they don't work as they just kept bouncing off of him. Scott then turned around to acknowledge the group.
Stan, Wendy, The Mandalorian and Bones, hid their guns behind their backs and point at Cartman. Causing the fat boy to start running as Scott started to chase him.
"I don't think these darts work." Bones said.
"They do work, he just didn't hit him in his weak spot." The Mandalorian explained.
"I'm sorry, what?" Stan asked.
"Of course, he could have a weak spot." Bones agreed. "Mando is right."
"Yes I am. I'm gonna scan for a weak spot." The Mandalorian tries to scan Scott, but the boy kept moving.
"Anything?" Wendy asked.
"He needs to hold still!" The Mandalorian demanded.
"How are we supposed to get him to stop?" Bones asked.
Meanwhile, Scott was still chasing Cartman. "Don't kill me, Scott!" Cartman begged. "I promise I'll let you bully me for being fat even though I'm big boned!"
Suddenly, Sophie stood in front of Scott and that stopped him. "Scott, please stop. This isn't you." Sophie begged, but the Scott monster growled at Sophie's words.
Meanwhile The Mandalorian was still scanning Scott. "Ok, I have a weak point."
"Where?" Bones asked.
"It's at the back of the neck." The Mandalorian replied as he used his sniper to aim at the back of Scott's neck.
Meanwhile, Sophie was still trying to get Scott to stop. "Scott, I need you to stop, let us help you get out of this monstrous form." Sophie started to tear up. "Please Scott, stop it please."
"What the hell is Sophie doing?" Stan asked.
"I think she's thinking her words will stop the Scott monster." Wendy theorised.
"So the power of love?" Bones asked.
"Pretty much."
"That only works in bad kids movies." Mando commented.
Back with Sophie. "Scott, after you died I was put into a dark place. I was depressed, I didn't talk to my friends often, I cried all night just to get me to sleep and there were days where I actually tried to kill myself just to be with you; one time did almost succeed. Scott, I want you to turn back to normal so we can resume our relationship and I promise I will do my best to make sure you don't die." The Scott monster stared at Sophie like it was gonna crush her, but instead the Scott monster started to slowly shrink into Scott Malkinson.
While that was happening, The Mandalorian finally fired the shot, but due to Scott shrinking quite rapidly, he instead hit Ethan Hunt: Who was flying on a hand glider, looking like he was intending to land on the ground. The tranq hit Ethan in the head which caused him to crash, while Stan, Wendy, Bones and The Mandalorian, were taken aback at what just happened.
"He could be o-" Suddenly, Ethan just exploded randomly, interrupting the Mandalorian's train of thought. "Or not."
Back with Sophie, she saw that Scott had finally returned back to his regular self. He was a bit dizzy and had his hand on his head to control the dizziness. "What...the hell?"
Scott noticed Sophie, who was shocked and a little worried. "Scott?"
"Well I'm not inside the body of a middle aged man." Scott confirmed.
"I'm 43!" Bones shouted.
Sophie walked up to Scott and placed her hand against his face.
"Sophie, why are my clothes ripped?" Scott asked.
"Shut up!" Sophie demanded before she pressed her lips against Scott's. The kiss did surprise Scott quite a bit, but he did eventually return the kiss. While the two were kissing, Scott wrapped his arms around Sophie's head; feeling her hair with his hands. They broke the kiss, but Sophie wasn't done yet, so she started to kiss him once again.
Meanwhile, Wendy, Bones and Stan were smiling at the sight, while Ron Burgendy was crying. "It's so beautiful!" The anchor screamed as he continued to ball his eyes out like a baby.
"So, the power of love does work?" The Mandalorian commented.
Professor Hulk approaches the group and explained, "No, Sophie imagined Scott to be back to normal. While at the same time, Ethan destroyed the Deimagination machine."
"I still think it was the power of love." Said Wendy.
"Wendy, as your boyfriend, I think that sounds stupid." Stan's comment made Wendy do a backhand slap on Stan's arm. "Ow!"
"Maybe Hulk was right." Cartman agreed. "Maybe it was Sophie's imagination that brought Scott back. Which means I get to do this." Cartman pressed his fingers on his head and imagined himself wearing a crown a cloak. "There's me." Then, another Sophie came out of nowhere. "And there's Sophie." Sophie than bent down to her knees and started to suck making Stan, Wendy, Professor Hulk and Bones, traumatised, while The Mandalorian stood motionless.
"That's disgusting!" Bones screamed as he looked away.
"Hey Sophie, are you seeing this?!" Cartman was ignored because Sophie was too busy kissing her recently revived boyfriend. "Hello! Are you two paying attention?!" But, Sophie and Scott weren't. "Come on you fucks! Why aren't you looking at me?!" But Scott and Sophie still wouldn't. "Scott, I am making your girlfriend suck my balls! She is sucking my balls!"
We then cut to Sophie waking up in bed, Sophie saw that she was back in her bedroom. "Goddamnit." Sophie started to feel sad because she thinks that everything that had happened was all a dream. Then there was a knock on the door. Sophie sighed and said, "Come in, Mom."
The door opened to actually reveal Scott. "Hey, Sophie."
"Scott!" Sophie jumped out of her bed, ran to Scott and gave him a massive hug.
"What's gotten into you?" Asked a surprised Scott.
"Oh, Scott. I've just had the most horrible dream. I dreamt that you, me, Stan and Kenny, went to a place called Imaginationland to defeat Khan with Captain Kirk and then you died to save us. As the dream continued, I dreamt that me, Stan, Wendy and Cartman, went into Imaginationland after a failed ritual. There we found you inside the body of Bones McCoy, but then the body was taken by Swiper The Fox. Then we went into the villain side of Imaginationland to save your body along with The Mandalorian. But The Mandalorian turned out to be Khan in disguise. Then he moved your soul into your body and turned you into a giant rage monster. I stopped you with the power of love and turned you back to normal. After a makeout session between you and me; and ignoring Cartman imaging me sucking his balls; we had our memories erased by the Men In Black and came back home." Scott was shocked at what Sophie just described.
"That's funny, I had the same dream." Sophie was shocked at what Scott said as she question to herself, 'Was this all a dream? Or was it all real?'