Cast List:
Charlie- Human boy
Willy Wonka- Gonzo
Grandpa Joe- Kermit
Augustus Gloop- Fozzie
Veruca Salt- Miss Piggy
Violet Beauregard- Janice
Mike Teavee- Rizzo
Mrs. Gloop- Ma Bear
Mr. Salt- Muppet Pig
Mr. Beauregard- Scooter
Mrs. Teavee- Muppet Rat
Mrs. Bucket- Human woman
Donald 1- Statler
Donald 2- Waldorf
Candyman- Swedish Chef
Oompa-Loompas- Chickens
The Muppets' Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
(Through the streets of a city Charlie rides on his bike delivering newspapers)
(He stops at the gates of an enormous factory where he closes his eyes and inhales the sweet smell of chocolate)
(On the outskirts of the city stands a tiny run down house which looks like an old shed)
(Charlie enters where his mother is preparing cabbage water for dinner and Kermit the Frog sits in a bed wearing glasses and a nightgown)
Mrs. Bucket- There you are Charlie. Dinner is ready.
(The two hug)
Charlie- Thank you mom. What are we having?
Mrs. Bucket- Cabbage water dear, same as always.
(The two sit down at the table and Mrs. Bucker serves Grandpa Joe his cabbage water in bed)
Mrs. Bucket- How did your route go today?
Charlie- Quiet well. I'm sorry I'm late. I stopped on the way home to smell the chocolate outside the factory.
Grandpa Joe- Ah yes, Willy Wonka's factory.
Charlie- Did you really used to work for Willy Wonka Grandpa Joe?
Grandpa Joe- Indeed I did.
Charlie- Is it really the biggest chocolate factory in the world?
Grandpa Joe- Fifty-times as bigger than any chocolate factory in the world. Willy Wonka was a true genius. A magician with chocolate. He even invented ice cream which you could leave out in the sun all day and it would never melt.
Charlie- But that's impossible.
Grandpa Joe- But Willy Wonka did it.
Charlie- I wonder what it's like in that factory. I'd love to see it for myself.
Grandpa Joe- No one's ever been inside the factory. Not ever since Willy Wonka closed the gates years ago.
Charlie- Why did he do that?
Grandpa Joe- Willy Wonka had become the most famous candy maker in the world. All the other candy makers grew jealous of Mr. Wonka's success. Ficklegruber and Prodnose and Slugworth and many other of Wonka's compettiors began sending in spies disguised as workers to steal his secret recipes. Finally Mr. Wonka told all of us workers he would be closing his factory forever.
Charlie- But it didn't close. It's still open.
Grandpa Joe- It did close, but not for good. Sometime after smoke began rising out of the chimneys again and Wonka began to sell his candies again, but myself and his other workers were never re-hired. Still to this day nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out.
Charlie- But Willy Wonka must have workers in his factory? He can't do it all by himself.
Grandpa Joe- Have you ever seen anyone going in or out of that factory?
Charlie- But then whose running the machines?
Grandpa Joe- Nobody knows Charlie. It's still a mystery. I'd love to see the factory again for myself.
Mrs. Bucket- I think that's enough stories for one night dad. It's time for bed Charlie.
Charlie- Goodnight mom.
Mrs. Bucket- Goodnight Charlie.
Charlie- Goodnight Grandpa Joe.
Grandpa Joe- Goodnight Charlie.
(Mrs. Bucket puts Charlie to bed in the crawl space upstairs)
(Outside the gates of factory many children are assembled staring at a poster on a telephone)
Charlie- Hey everybody. What's going on?
Charlie's friend- Charlie did you hear?
Charlie- Hear about what?
Charlie's friend- Willy Wonka's opening up his factory!
Charlie- He's what?
Charlie's friend- Look at this!
(Charlie looks at the poster)
Wonka (voice over)- I, Willy Wonka, have decided to allow five children to visit my factory. These lucky five will be shown around personally by me and they will be allowed to see all the secrets and magic of my factory. Five golden tickets have been hidden inside five ordinary Wonka bars. These lucky finders of these golden tickets will be allowed to visit my factory. Good luck to you all and happy hunting.
Charlie's friend- We have to go and buy Wonka bars right away!
(All of the children rush to the store leaving Charlie by himself)
(Charlie is watching TV with his mother and Grandpa Joe while the Muppet Newsman reports)
Muppet Newsman- It is only day one of Willy Wonka's contest and it has already become a global sensational. The whole world is now on the hunt for Wonka's golden tickets. Wonka bars are flying off the shelves. In other news reporters are flying off the ground, say what?
(A huge gust of wind carries the Muppet Newsman off)
Grandpa Joe- I can't believe it. Nobody's been allowed inside of Wonka's factory for years.
Charlie- I've always wanted to meet Willy Wonka for myself. What's he like Grandpa Joe?
Grandpa Joe- It's been a long time since I've seen him Charlie. Although I will say I have never met another man like him before. I don't think there's anyone on this planet like Willy Wonka.
Charlie- These golden tickets could be anywhere! In any shop in any town in any street in any country in the world!
Mrs. Bucket- Could you imagine what it would be like to find one of those golden tickets?
Charlie- If only I could find a golden ticket.
Grandpa Joe- You have as good as chance as anybody.
Charlie- But I only get one bar a year for my birthday.
Grandpa Joe- Your birthday is next week Charlie. Who knows? Maybe you'll find a golden ticket after all.
Mrs. Bucket- Let's not get his hopes up too high dad.
Grandpa Joe- Don't give up hope Charlie.
Charlie- Thank you Grandpa Joe.
Mrs. Bucket- Come now Charlie, it's time for bed.
Announcer- It's time for the Donald and Donald Show. Here are your hosts Donald and Donald.
(On the set of a talk show Statler and Waldorf sit in two chairs)
Donald 1- Hello I'm Donald.
Donald 2- And I'm Donald.
Donald 1- Today we have a huge guest.
Donald 2- And we mean a huge guest.
(The two laugh)
Donald 1- Joining us today all the way from Germany is Augustus Gloop. The first finder of Wonka's golden tickets.
(Fozzie Bear enters dressed in Lederhosen and hat holding a sucker and his golden ticket with his mother who is wearing a German dress)
(The two sit down where Augustus does nothing but lick his lollipop)
Mrs. Gloop- Thank you Donald for having us on your show.
Donald 2- Thank you.
Donald 1- She was talking to me.
(The two laugh again)
Donald 2- Now Augustus tell us how are you feeling?
Augustus- Hungry.
Donald 1- Tell us about finding the golden ticket.
Augustus- Well I was eating my seventh Wonka bar that day, or was it my eighth I can't remember, and then I tasted something not chocolate. I looked and there was the golden ticket.
Donald 2- Anything you want to add Mrs. Gloop?
Mrs. Gloop- We knew Augustus would find the golden ticket. He eats so many candy bars everyday it would be impossible for him not to find one. Eating is his hobby you know. That and comedy. My boy is so funny. Go on Augustus tell the audience one of your jokes.
Donald 1- Well-
Augustus- I sure do like chocolate. You could say I like choc-a lot, wacka, wacka.
(The audience boos Augustus)
Donald 2- That stunk worse than my wife's cooking.
(The two laugh again)
Donald 1- You know they say the camera adds ten pounds.
Donald 2- But with that kid who would know the difference?
(The two laugh again)
Donald 1- Don't touch that remote we'll be right back.
Augustus- I'm going to see what they have over at the craft service table.
(Augustus walks away and his mother follows)
(A montage of candy stores around the world with swarms of people grabbing Wonka bars)
Donald 1- Today our guest is the second golden ticket founder-
Donald 2- Miss Veruca Salt.
(Miss Piggy dressed in a mink coat enters holding her golden ticket with an older male pig in a business suit)
(Veruca begins blowing kisses to the audience)
(The two sit down)
Veruca- Thank you, thank you, you're too kind.
Donald 1- Welcome to the show, uh, Veronica-
Veruca- My name's Veruca! Veruca! Veruca! Veruca!
Donald 2- Right, so Veruca-
Veruca- Why don't I talk about myself shall I? You see I was born on-
Donald 1- Yeah, yeah, Mr. Salt tell us about the golden ticket.
Mr. Salt- Well you see-
Veruca- Shut up this is my interview.
(Veruca swings at her father and hits him in the stomach knocking him out of his chair)
Veruca- As I was saying when I first heard about Willy Wonka's contest I told my daddy to get me one of these golden tickets right away! His workers at his nut factory shelled Wonka bars for days until they finally found my golden ticket!
(Mr. Salt stands back up)
Mr. Salt- All I want to do is make my dear Veruca happy.
Veruca- Daddy I want my own talk show!
Mr. Salt- Later Veruca.
Veruca- I want it now!
(Veruca swings at her father again and knocks him down)
Donald 2- That girl wants a good spanking.
(The two laugh)
(The Buckets are seen watching the show in their house)
(Mrs. Bucket turns off the TV)
Charlie- Her ticket? She didn't even find the ticket herself.
Grandpa Joe- That man spoils his daughter. No good ever comes from spoiling a child.
Mrs. Bucket- You should rest up Charlie. It's your birthday tomorrow.
Charlie- I can't wait! Good night mom good night Grandpa Joe.
(Charlie rushes off to bed)
(Mrs. Bucket is holding a candle)
Mrs. Bucket- Happy birthday Charlie.
Grandpa Joe- Make a wish.
(Charlie blows out the candle and the two applaud)
Mrs. Bucket- What did you wish for Charlie?
Charlie- I can't say it or else it won't come true.
Grandpa Joe- I think you and I both have the same wish, Charlie.
Mrs. Bucket- This is for you Charlie.
(Mrs. Bucket hands Charlie a package wrapped in an old newspaper)
(He unwraps it to reveal a Wonka bar)
Charlie-Wonka's whipple-scrumptious fudgemallow delight! Thank you mom.
(The two hug)
Grandpa Joe- Open it up Charlie.
Mrs. Bucket- Now Charlie don't get too disappointed if you don't find what you're looking for. What happens at least you'll still have that bar of candy.
Charlie- Here it goes.
(Charlie closes his eyes and slowly unwraps the Wonka bar)
(Charlie opens his eyes but finds no golden ticket)
Grandpa Joe- I'm sorry Charlie.
Charlie- It's alright. It was still a happy birthday and like you said I still have this Wonka bar. I'll split it three ways so we can all share it.
Mrs. Bucket- I wouldn't hear of it.
Grandpa Joe- It's your birthday Charlie. You keep that candy bar to yourself.
Charlie- Thanks again for a wonderful birthday. I love you mom. I love you Grandpa.
Mrs. Bucket- We love you too Charlie.
Announcer- We're live with the Donald and Donald Show.
Donald 1- Welcome to the Donald and Donald Show.
Donald 2- Today we interview the third golden ticket winner.
Donald 1- Today we will be joined by, uh-
(Donald leans over at the teleprompter)
Donald 1- We will be joined by Violet Beauregard.
(Janice enters chewing gum holding her golden ticket with Scooter in a business suit)
(The two sit)
Mr. Beauregard- Hello. I'm Mr. Beauregard and this is my daughter Violet.
Violet- What's up everyone? My name is Violet Beauregard for surely.
Donald 2- So Violet, uh, uh-
(Donald motions for the teleprompter man to scrolls the words up)
Donald 2- So Violet how did you find your ticket?
Violet- Well you see I like chew gum then I heard about these totally rad ticket things so I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars now I'm totally back on gum. In fact I've been chewing this piece of gum in my mouth for over three months solid. That's totally a world record man.
Donald 1- Three months you say?
Donald 2- That's longer than my last marriage.
(Another montage of people buying Wonka bars)
Donald 1- Here we are with Mike Teavee the fourth founder of Wonka's golden tickets.
(Rizzo and a female rat holding a golden ticket are sitting in a chair while Rizzo plays on his video game console)
Mrs. Teavee- Why hello everyone. Thanks for having us on the show. This is my boy Mike.
Mike- Take that! Take that!
Mrs. Teavee- Mike! Mike!
Mike- I'm sorry what?
Mrs. Teavee- Say hello to the audience.
Mike- Hi. Now if you'll excuse me I'm in the middle of something here.
(Mike continues playing his video game)
Mike- Oh yeah, that was so awesome!
Mrs. Teavee- Kids and their technology am I right? Mike just spends all day on his computer or watching television or playing video games or whatever the kids are into these days. It keeps him occupied, that's a good thing.
Donald 2- I don't think you could get that boy's attention even if a plane crashed here in the studio.
(The two laugh)
(Charlie and his family are inside their house reading the paper)
Charlie- Well only one golden ticket left now.
Mrs. Bucket- I wonder who will find the last one?
Grandpa Joe- Who's to say?
Mrs. Bucket- Time for bed Charlie.
(Mrs. Bucket steps of the room leaving Charlie and Grandpa Joe alone)
Grandpa Joe- Charlie before you go to bed I have something for you.
Charlie- What is it?
(Grandpa Joe pulls a Wonka bar from under his pillow)
Charlie- Grandpa I don't understand-
Grandpa Joe- It doesn't matter. Open it up Charlie.
(Charlie takes the bar from Grandpa Joe)
Charlie- I can't. I'm too nervous.
Grandpa Joe- I'll open it for you.
(Grandpa Joe unwraps the candy bar, but there is no golden ticket)
Grandpa Joe- Well we tried.
Charlie- I knew it was a silly dream.
Grandpa Joe- Don't say that Charlie. You need to have something to hope for. That's what makes living possible. No matter what happens Charlie I never want you to stop believing.
Charlie- Believing in what?
Grandpa Joe- Hope, dreams, miracles, anything. Promise me Charlie.
Charlie- I promise Grandpa. Thank you.
(The two hug)
(Charlie is riding his bike through the street delivering papers when he spots the Swedish Chef with a candy cart struggling with a heavy package)
Charlie- Let me help you with that sir.
(Charlie helps the candy man with his package)
(The candy man speaks gibberish to Charlie)
Charlie- Oh, you're welcome.
(He hands Charlie a Wonka bar)
Charlie- Oh no I couldn't.
(The candy man insists)
Charlie- Thank you.
(Charlie takes the candy bar and the candy man goes on his way)
(Charlie slowly unwraps the Wonka bar and takes a golden ticket)
(A kid on the street notices)
Kid- Hey look! This kid's found the last golden ticket! Everybody look!
(A mob of people swarm around Charlie)
(Charlie breaks away from them and runs straight home)
(He runs into his house with his ticket)
Charlie- I've got it! The last golden ticket its mine! This man with a candy cart gave me a free Wonka bar for helping him and it had the golden ticket inside. I found the fifth golden ticket!
Grandpa Joe- You're pulling my leg Charlie aren't you? You're having a little joke.
Charlie- No I'm not! See for yourself!
(Charlie shows Grandpa Joe the golden ticket and he reads it)
Grandpa Joe- Greetings to you the lucky finder of this golden ticket. Many wonderful surprises await you. I invite you to come to my factory and be my guest for one whole day. I will conduct you around the factory myself showing you everything there is to see. On the first day of February you must come to the factory gates with your ticket at ten o'clock sharp in the morning. You are allowed to bring with you one member of your own family to look after you. Signed, Mr. Willy Wonka. Congratulations Charlie I knew you could do it!
(Grandpa Joe climbs out of bed to hug Charlie)
Mrs. Bucket- Dad look! You're out of bed.
Grandpa Joe- Would you look at that? I haven't been out of bed for twenty years. It's a miracle.
(Mrs. Bucket takes the golden ticket from Grandpa Joe)
Mrs. Bucket- This says the first day of February that's tomorrow!
Grandpa Joe- You're right! We have to wash your face, comb your hair, brush your teeth, polish your shoes-
Mrs. Bucket- Calm down dad.
(Charlie takes the ticket back and reads it)
Charlie- It says I can only bring one member of my family.
Mrs. Bucket- Dad you should take Charlie to the chocolate factory.
Grandpa Joe- No you should go Mary. You work all day looking after me, you deserve it.
Mrs. Bucket- No dad I want you to go with Charlie.
Grandpa Joe- Are you sure?
Mrs. Bucket- I insist.
Charlie- Will you come with me Grandpa?
Grandpa Joe- Of course Charlie!
(The two hug)
(Outside the gates of the factory a crowd of people and reporters are assembled)
(Charlie is there with Grandpa Joe dressed in a suit and hat carrying a cane along with Augustus and his mother, Veruca and her father, Violet and her father, and Mike and his mother)
Grandpa Joe- Look over there. There are the other golden ticket winners.
Charlie- I'm going to go say hi to them.
(Charlie approaches Augustus eating a Wonka bar)
Charlie- Hello my name's Charlie Bucket. I saw you on the Donald and Donald Show. You're Augustus Gloop right?
(Augustus is too busy eating his chocolate to notice Charlie)
Charlie- Are you enjoying your chocolate? I guess I'll be going now.
(Charlie approaches Veruca posing for pictures from the reporters outside)
Charlie- Hello I'm Charlie Bucket. You're Veruca Salt right?
Veruca- Over here! Over here! Yes, yes, get my good side!
(Charlie approaches Violet chewing her gum)
Charlie- You must be Violet Beauregard. I'm Charlie Bucket. Is it true you've really been chewing on that piece of gum for three months?
Violet- Yeah.
(Violet is too busy chewing her gum to notice Charlie)
Charlie- I'll just leave you to that then.
(Charlie approaches Mike playing on his phone)
Charlie- Hello I'm Charlie Bucket. Are you Mike Teavee? That's a nice phone you have there.
(Mike is too occupied with his phone to pay attention to Charlie)
Mike- Go away I'm busy here.
Charlie- All right.
(Charlie rejoins Grandpa Joe)
Charlie- When do you think Mr. Wonka will come out?
Grandpa Joe- Pretty soon I would imagine. It's almost ten o'clock.
Charlie- You think he'll remember you?
Grandpa Joe- I'm not sure. It's been years since I've worked in his factory.
(The gates swing up and the children with their parents enter as the gates close behind them)
(From the ground a canon rises)
(Willy Wonka's voice speaks over a set of speakers)
Wonka- Here he is folks! The amazing, the talented, Willy Wonka!
(Willy Wonka is shot out of the canon while a million dazzling fireworks are set off)
(Gonzo dressed in a chocolate brown top hat and purple tailcoat carrying a wooden cane with a golden ball at the tip descends from the ground with a parachute)
Wonka- Thank you! Thank you! Does everyone have their golden tickets?
(All the children wave their golden tickets)
Wonka- Good now would you please step forward one at a time.
(All the children lined up with Augustus and his mother first in line)
(Augustus hands Wonka his ticket)
Augustus- I'm Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate Mr. Wonka.
Wonka- I can see that.
(The two enter the factory while Veruca hands Wonka her ticket)
Veruca- I'm Veruca Salt.
Wonka- I thought Veruca was a type of wart that grew on the bottom of your foot.
Veruca- Daddy let's go in now!
(Veruca and her father enter while Violet hands Wonka her ticket)
Violet- I'm Violet Beauregard man.
Wonka- You enjoying that gum?
Violet- For surely.
(Violet and her father enter)
(Mrs. Teavee hands Wonka Mike's ticket while Mike is distracted by his phone)
Mrs. Teavee- Hello Mr. Wonka. I'm Mrs. Teavee and this is my son Mike. Mike say hi to Mr. Wonka.
Mike- Hi.
(Mike immediately continues playing on his phone and he and his mother enter the factory)
(Charlie hands Wonka his ticket)
Charlie- Hello Mr. Wonka. My name's Charlie Bucket. This is such an honor. I can't tell you how excited I am to be meeting you.
Wonka- Why thank you. Who's this with you?
Charlie- This is my grandfather.
Grandpa Joe- I'm not sure if you remember me Mr. Wonka, but I used to work for you.
Wonka- I'm not sure. Oh wait a minute is your name Denise?
Grandpa Joe- No.
Wonka- Fantastic, now would you come inside.
(Charlie and Grandpa Joe enter the factory and Wonka closes the doors)
(Wonka leads the group down a long hallway)
Charlie- It's so warm and toasty in here.
Wonka- I have to keep it warm in here. My workers are used to a hot environment.
Charlie- Who are your workers anyway?
Wonka- All in good time. Now before we get started on our tour I'm going to need you all to sign these.
(Wonka hands all the children and their parents a set of waivers and pens)
(All of them sign and hand the waivers back to Wonka)
Mr. Salt- What's this for Wonka?
Wonka- Just some paperwork stating I am in no way legally responsible for any physical or psychological damage that you experience.
Mr. Beauregard- What?
Wonka- Nothing to worry about. Not as long as you all behave. Well now it's time to get things started. Follow me.
(All the children and their parents follow Wonka down a series of passageways)
Charlie- Mr. Wonka I'm so anxious to see the factory for myself.
Wonka- I bet you are.
(The passageways begin to grow narrower and the group begins to get squished)
(Grandpa Joe holds Charlie's hand)
Grandpa Joe- Don't let go of my hand Charlie.
(Wonka begins signing)
Wonka- Every day the world begins again, sunny skies or rain. Come and follow me.
Mr. Salt- Where are we going Wonka? I feel like we've been walking through a maze!
Wonka- Patience, patience.
Mike- I'm not getting any cell reception in here!
Wonka- There's no cell phone reception in my factory.
Mike- Say what? What am I supposed to do then?
Wonka- I'm sure what you'll see in my factory is far more interesting than anything on your phone. We are now heading underground. The most important rooms of my factory are underground.
Mrs. Gloop- Why?
Wonka- Because these rooms are so huge there wouldn't be any space for them on top.
(The group comes to a pair of doors)
Wonka- This is a very important room. It's the nerve center of my factory.
(Wonka opens the doors to reveal a large garden of candy growing with candy grass, candy trees and bushes and many other sweets along with a huge waterfall of chocolate leading to a chocolate river)
(They all enter)
Wonka- This is the chocolate room. That waterfall over there churns and mixes my chocolate. No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.
Augustus- I want to drink all of it.
Wonka- I'm sorry Augustus I can't allow that. None of you under circumstances may touch my chocolate river, but you may help yourself to anything else here. Everything in this room is editable. Even the grass. Go on, have a blade.
(Charlie tastes a blade of grass)
Charlie- Incredible!
Wonka- Go on enjoy yourselves!
(All the children and parents split up eating many different things in the chocolate room with Augustus eating the most)
Veruca- Look over there!
(Veruca points to a group of chickens in factory uniforms working on the other side of the river)
(Everyone else looks over at them)
Wonka- Those my friends are Oompa-Loompas.
All- Oompa-Loompas?
Wonka- They work here in my factory. They come from the country of Loompa Land.
Mrs. Teavee- Loompa Land? There's no such place.
Wonka- Excuse me?
Mrs. Teavee- Mr. Wonka I happen to teach geography.
Wonka- Then you'll know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Wild jungles infested with the most dangerous beasts in the world; hornswogglers, and snozzwanglers and those wicked whangdoddles. A whangoddle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast. Years ago I traveled the world when I discovered Loompa Land for myself. I found myself attacked by a swarm of verminous knids. I was nearly a goner, but the Oompa-Loompas rescued me and took me back to their village where they healed me back to health. It was there I befriended the Oompa-Loompas and began studying them learning their culture and language. They had nothing to eat but green caterpillars, how revolting. They looked for ingredients to mash up with the caterpillars to make them taste better. The food they longed for the most were cacao beans, a rare find in Loompa Land. I invited them to live here and work in my factory and eat all the cacao beans they wanted. They're all dedicated workers. They've really helped me create some of my best candies.
Veruca- Daddy I want an Oompa-Loompa! I want an Oompa-Loompa right away!
Mr. Salt- I'll get you one later sweetheart.
Veruca- I want an Oompa-Loompa now!
(Augustus is drinking out of the chocolate river)
Augustus- Delicious! So good!
Wonka- Augustus you better not be doing what I think you're doing.
Mrs. Gloop- Augustus come back here!
Wonka- Augustus stop right now! My chocolate must never be touched by human hands!
(Augustus falls in the chocolate river)
Mrs. Gloop- Augustus!
(The children and their parents stand by the river with worry)
Augustus- Help! Help!
Wonka- This is awful! Just terrible! My chocolate! He's contaminated it!
(Charlie reaches out his hand to Augustus)
Charlie- Quick Augustus take my hand!
(Augustus tries to grab Charlie's hand but sinks into the river)
Mrs. Gloop- My Augustus! Where is he?
Charlie- Look he's going up the pipe.
(Up in the pipe Augustus flows with the chocolate, but gets stuck)
Grandpa Joe- He's stuck.
Mike- Oh man, he's blocking up the pipe.
Mrs. Gloop- Do something! Call the plumber! Call the police! We have to get him out of there!
Wonka- Don't worry the pressure should shoot him out.
(Augustus moves up the pipe)
Mrs. Gloop- My Augustus! He'll be made into marshmallows!
Wonka- Don't you worry. That will never happen. That pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room.
Mrs. Gloop- He'll be made into fudge!
Wonka- I wouldn't allow it. He'd be a terrible flavor.
(Wonka calls upon the Oompa-Loompas)
Wonka- I want you to run Mrs. Gloop along to the fudge room and begin poking around the chocolate mixing barrel, but look sharp otherwise he'll end up in the boiler and that would be a disaster. My fudge would just be awful.
Mrs. Gloop- How dare you!
Wonka- Alright goodbye Mrs. Gloop I hope you enjoyed the tour.
(The Oompa-Loompas drag Mrs. Gloop away)
(The Oompa-Loompas begin singing)
Augustus Gloop Augustus Gloop
The great big greedy nincompoop
How long could we allow this beast
To gorge and guzzle feed and feast
On everything he wanted to
Great Scott it simply wouldn't do
However long this pig might live
We're positive he'd never give
Even the smallest bit of fun
Or happiness to anyone
So what we'd do in cases such
As this we use the gentle touch
And carefully we take the brat
And turn him into something that
Will give great pleasure to us all
A doll for instance or a ball
Or marbles or a rocking horse
But this revolting boy of course
Was so unutterably vile
So greedy vile and infantile
He left a most disgusting taste
Inside our mouths and so in haste
We chose a thing that come what may
Would take the nasty taste away
Come on we cried the time is ripe
To send him shorting up the pipe
He has to go it has to be
And very soon he's going to see
Inside the room to which he's gone
Some funny things are going on
But don't dear children be alarmed
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
Although of course we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit
He'll be quite changed from what he's been
When he goes through the fudge machine
Shortly the wheels go round and round
The cogs begin to grind and pound
A hundred knives to slice, slice, slice
We add some sugar, cream, and spice
We boil him for a minute more
Until we're absolutely sure
That all the greed and all the gall
Is boiled away for once and all
Then out he comes and now by grace
A miracle has taken place
This boy who only just before
Was loathed by men from shore to shore
This greedy brute's this louse's ear
Is loved by people everywhere
For who could hate or bear a grudge
Against a luscious bit of fudge
(Wonka applauds)
Wonka- The Oompa-Loompas don't talk much, but they love to sing. They're always making up new songs.
Charlie- Augustus won't really be made into fudge will he?
Wonka- Don't worry about it. On with our next stop.
(The Oompa-Loompas row on the chocolate river in a pink candy boat)
Wonka- All aboard the S.S. Wonka!
(They all climb onto the boat and the Oompa-Loompas row them down the river)
Mike- This boat looks tasty.
Wonka- Mike do not lick the boat. It will make it sticky.
Mrs. Teavee- You should probably listen to Mr. Wonka. You saw what happened to that Augustus kid.
Veruca- Daddy I want a boat just like this and I want lots of Oompa-Loompas to row me around and I want a chocolate river and-
Grandpa Joe- She wants a good kick in the pants.
(The boat enters a dark tunnel)
Mr. Beauregard- What's that tunnel up ahead?
Mr. Salt- It's pitch black in here!
Violet- How can they see where they're going?
Wonka- There's no knowing where we're going. (singing) There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing. For the rowers keep on rowing and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!
(The tunnels grows light and they come across a vault)
Wonka- That's where I keep all my creams; dairy cream, whipped cream, violet cream, coffee cream, pineapple cream, vanilla cream, and hair cream.
Mike- Hair cream?
Wonka- There's no time to answer silly questions.
(They come across another vault)
Wonka- That's where I keep my whips.
Veruca- What do you use whips for?
Wonka- For whipping whipped cream of course. Whipped cream isn't whipped cream unless it's been whipped just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen in the dead of night.
(They come to another vault)
Wonka- This is where I keep my beans; cacao beans, coffee beans, jelly beans, and has beans.
Violet- Has beans?
Wonka- You're one yourself.
(The boat stops and they all climb out of it and come to a locked vault)
Wonka- This is the inventing room. It holds my most secret inventions. What all my no-good competitors who tried to copy and ruin me would give to get in here. I'm going to have to ask you all to cover your eyes. No one can know the sequence to enter this room.
(They all cover their eyes while Wonka enters a series of combinations pressing various buttons and pulling handles and turning many knobs and wheels)
Wonka- Now you can open them.
(They uncover their eyes and follow Wonka into a room filled with pipes carrying fluids and pots and beakers and test tubes and strange machinery)
(The group approaches Dr. Honeydew and Beaker)
Dr. Honeydew- Hello my name is Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and this is my assistant Beaker.
(Beaker introduces himself)
Wonka- This is my chief scientist. These two are the only people aside from Oompa-Loompas that I trust to work in my factory.
Dr. Honeydew- Mr. Wonka has been working on many new inventions.
(Dr. Honeydew pulls out a soda bottle)
Dr. Honeydew- This is one of his fizzy lifting drinks, watch.
(Dr. Honeydew pours the drink into Beaker's mouth and he begins to float into the air)
Dr. Honeydew- See how when ingested the fizzy lifting drink causes your body to rise up off the ground.
Charlie- Incredible! But how is he supposed to get back down?
Dr. Honeydew- Not to worry my dear boy.
(Beaker burps and begins to lower to the ground)
Dr. Honeydew- Notice how a single burp releases the gas inside of Beaker and causes him to slowly float back to the ground.
(Beaker reaches the ground)
Wonka- Show them my exploding candy!
Dr. Honeydew- Of course Mr. Wonka.
(Dr. Honeydew presents a handful of hard candy)
Dr. Honeydew- This is exploding candy for your enemies, watch.
(Dr. Honeydew feeds the candy to Beaker and his head explodes)
Dr. Honeydew- Oh dear, come along with me.
(Dr. Honeydew guides Beaker away)
(Wonka leads the group to a large pot and pulls out a gobstopper)
Wonka- These are one of my new creations, the everlasting gobstopper. You can suck on them all day long and they will never get any smaller.
Violet- So it's like gum?
Wonka- No, gum is for chewing. If you tried to chew one of these you'd break all of your teeth off.
Violet- Do you like have any gum?
Wonka- I have something even better than gum, watch this.
(Wonka leads the group to a machine with a large glass ball with many liquids)
(Wonka presses a button on the machine and the machine begins to rumble while the liquids inside mix and from a small slot comes a piece of gum)
Mike- That's all?
Wonka- That's all! Why in this one stick of a gun is a whole three course! This is the best, most sensational gum in the whole world! But it's not ready yet so-
Violet- Give it!
(Violet takes the gum from Willy Wonka and begins chewing it)
Wonka- I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Mr. Beauregard- Now Violet maybe you should uh- Never mind.
Charlie- What's it taste like?
Violet- Wow, it's tomato soup. It's totally awesome man I can like feeling running down my throat. It's changing. It's a baked potato man with crispy skin and some butter. For dessert it's blueberry pie and cream. It's so rad.
(Violet's skin begins changing blue)
Veruca- What's happening to her face?
Mr. Beauregard- Your face is turning blue!
Violet- What are you talking about?
Mr. Beauregard- Violet you're turning violet! What's happening?
Wonka- I told her it wasn't ready yet. It always goes a little funny when you reach the dessert.
(Violet begins to inflate)
Violet- What's happening now man?
Grandpa Joe- She's swelling up!
(Violet's whole body swells up and grows to great size)
Mike- She looks like a giant blueberry!
Wonka- Not again. I'm going to need some help here. Dr. Honeydew!
(Dr. Honeydew and Beaker walk over to them)
Dr. Honeydew- Oh my! She's turned into a blueberry.
Mr. Beauregard- We can see that!
Dr. Honeydew- It happened to Beaker just last week.
(Beaker agrees)
(Beaker accidently pushes Violet and she rolls uncontrollably around the room like a giant pinball with a ding sound effect for everything she hits)
(Violet accidentally knocks down a group of Oompa-Loompas)
Wonka- Strike!
Dr. Honeydew- We must take her to the juicing room at once. We'll roll her there.
(Dr. Honeydew, Beaker, and the Oompa-Loompas begin to roll Violet away)
Mr. Beauregard- The juicing room? What will they do to her there?
Wonka- Squeeze her of course. We need to squeeze all that juice out of her before she explores.
Mr. Beauregard- Explodes!
Wonka- Seriously some people are just so touchy.
(The Oompa-Loompas start singing)
Dear friends we surely all agree
There's almost nothing worse to see
Than some repulsive little bum
Who's always chewing, chewing gum
It's very near as bad as those
Who sit around and pick their nose
So please believe us when we say
That chewing gum will never pay
This sticky habit's bound to send
The chewer to a sticky end
Did any of you ever know
A person called Miss Bigelow
This dreadful woman saw no wrong
In chewing, chewing all day long
She chewed while bathing in the tub
She chewed while dancing in her club
She chewed in church and on the bus
It really was quite ludicrous
And when she couldn't find her gum
She'd chew up on the linoleum
Or anything that happened near
A pair of boots, the postman's ear
Or other people's underclothes
And once she chewed her boyfriend's nose
She went on chewing till at last
Her chewing muscles grew so fast
That from her face her giant chin
Stuck out just like a violin
For years and years she chewed away
Consuming fifty packs a day
Until one summer's ever at last
A horrid business came to pass
Miss Bigelow went late to bed
For half an hour she lay and read
Chewing and chewing all the while
Like some great clockwork crocodile
At last she put her gum away
Upon a special little tray
And settled back and went to sleep
She managed this by counting sheep
But now how strange although she slept
Those massive jaws of hers still kept
On chewing, chewing through the night
Even with nothing there to bite
They were, you see, in such a groove
They positively had to move
And very grim it was to hear
In pitch darkness loud and clear
This sleeping woman's great big trap
Opening and shutting snap-snap-snap
Faster and faster chop-chop-chop
The noise went on it wouldn't stop
Until at last her chaws decide
To pause and open extra wide
And with the most tremendous chew
They bit the lady's longue in two
Thereafter just from chewing gum
Miss Bigelow was always dumb
And spent her life shut up in some
Disgusting sanatorium
And that is why we'll try so hard
To save Miss Violet Beauregard
From suffering an equal fate
She's still quite young it's not too late
Provided she survives the cure
We hope she does we can't be sure
(Wonka directs the Oompa-Loompas with a pair of traffic batons)
Wonka- Back it up, back it up.
(The Oompa-Loompas roll out of the room with her father following behind)
Wonka- Well, well, well, two naughty little children gone, three good little children left.
Charlie- Mr. Wonka what will happen to Violet?
Wonka- Hard to say. Let's press on.
(Wonka leads the group out of the room and into a hallway with fruit wallpaper)
Wonka- You have to try this, lickable wallpaper. Go on and try it.
(They all lick the fruit on the wallpaper)
Charlie- Oh my goodness! This banana tastes just like a real one!
Wonka- And the strawberries taste like strawberries and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Mike- Snozzberries?
Wonka- You really shouldn't mumble so much. Let's carry on.
(Wonka leads the group through the hallway)
(Grandpa Joe begins to slow down)
Charlie- Are you alright Grandpa?
Grandpa Joe- I'm fine, I'm just a little tired from all this walking that's all.
Wonka- Then we'll take the elevator.
(Wonka leads them to a glass elevator)
Wonka- This is no ordinary elevator. It can do more than go up and down. It can go sideways and long ways and slantways and any other ways you can think of! Press a button and you'll be there instantly! Go on push.
(Charlie pushes a button and the elevator takes off)
(The elevator moves forward on the ceiling over a mine of rock candy)
Wonka- That is my rock candy mine. It's ten-thousand feet deep.
(The elevator moves down and then forward over a field of meadows where Oompa-Loompas are milking chocolate milk out of brown cows)
Wonka- These are my chocolate cows that produce chocolate milk.
(The elevator moves in another direction)
Wonka- Look here.
(They all look but see nothing)
Mike- I don't see anything.
Wonka- Exactly, these are my invisible Wonka bars for eating in class.
(The elevator moves again and they come over square candies with faces on them)
Wonka- These are my square candies that look round.
Mike- They don't look round to me.
Veruca- They look square.
Wonka- They are square. I never said they weren't.
Veruca- You said they were round.
Wonka- I said they looked round.
Grandpa Joe- He's right, look!
(The eyes of the square candies look around the room)
Veruca- I want to pick a room now!
Wonka- Go ahead.
(Veruca presses a button labeled NUT ROOM and the elevator moves down to a room with a large hole in the center of the floor where a bunch of Muppet squirrels are sitting on tiny stools shelling walnuts)
Wonka- This is the nut room. I trained these squirrels to shell out walnuts. They can also sort out the good nuts from the bad nuts. When it's a bad nut they throw it down the garbage chute, watch.
Squirrel- Bad nut!
(The squirrel tosses the nut in the hole in the center of the floor)
Charlie- Amazing!
Veruca- They're so adorable! Daddy, I want one of those squirrels! Get me one of those squirrels!
Mr. Salt- But Veruca you have many pets at home.
Veruca- All I have at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a silly old hamster. I want a squirrel!
Mr. Salt- All right, all right.
(Mr. Salt pulls out his checkbook)
Mr. Salt- Wonka, how much do you want for one of these squirrels?
Wonka- My squirrels are not for sale.
Mr. Salt- Name your price.
Wonka- She can't have one.
Veruca- Who says I can't!I want a squirrel! If you won't get me one I'll get one myself.
(Veruca swings her arm and knocks both her father and Wonka to the ground)
(She exits the elevator and tries to grab one of the squirrels)
(The squirrels begin attacking Veruca)
Veruca- Get off me! I mean it!
(Veruca tries to fight off the squirrels but they pull her to the ground and climb over her)
Mr. Salt- What are they doing to her?
Wonka- It looks like they're testing her.
Mr. Salt- Testing her? For what?
Wonka- To see if she's a bad nut.
Squirrel- We got a bad nut here! You know what to do!
(The squirrels beginning dragging Veruca to the hole in the ground)
Veruca- Stop!
(Veruca struggles against the squirrels, but they still push her into the hole)
Mr. Salt- Veruca!
(Mr. Salt rushes out of the elevator and jumps in the hole after Veruca)
Grandpa Joe- Where did they go?
Wonka- Where all the other bad nuts go down the garbage chute.
Mrs. Teavee- And where does that lead to?
Wonka- The incinerator.
Charlie- You mean those two will be burned up?
Wonka- Not necessarily. They only light it every other day. I can't remember if today is the day or not, but they have a good sporting chance haven't they?
(The Oompa-Loompas enter and begin singing)
Veruca Salt the little brute
Has just gone down the garbage chute
And as we very rightly thought
That in a case like this we ought
To see the thing completely through
We've polished off her father too
Down goes Veruca down the drain
And here perhaps we should explain
That she will meet as she descends
A rather different set of friends
To those that she has left behind
These won't be nearly so refined
A fish head for example cut
This morning form a halibut
Hello, good morning, how do you do
How nice to meet you, how are you?
And then a little further down
A mass of others gather round
A bacon rind some rancid lard
A loaf of bread gone stale and hard
A steak that nobody could chew
An oyster from an oyster stew
Some liverwurst so old and gray
One smelled it from a mile away
A rotten nut a reeky pear
A thing the cat left on the stair
And lots of other things as well
Each with a rather horrid smell
These are Veruca's new found friends
That she will meet as she descends
And this is the price she has to pay
For going so very far astray
But now my dears we think you might
Be wondering is it really right
That every single bit of blame
And all the scolding and the shame
Should fall upon Veruca Salt
Is she the only one at fault?
For through she's spoiled and dreadfully so
A girl can't spoil herself you know
Who spoiled her then, ah who indeed?
Who pandered to her every need?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits? Who did that?
Alas you needn't look so far
To find out who these sinners are
They are and this is very sad
Her loving parents mom and dad
And that is why we're glad he fell
Into the garbage chute as well
Wonka- The children keep disappearing like rabbits. Shall we move on?
Charlie- We can't just leave Veruca and her dad behind. Let me go in after them.
Wonka- I can't allow that Charlie. It's too dangerous.
Mike- Can I pick a room now?
Wonka- Be my guest.
(Mike presses a button labeled TV ROOM and the elevator goes up and moves until they reach a big white room with a TV screen and a giant camera)
(They exit the elevator as Wonka hands them all a pair of goggles)
Wonka- I'm going to have to ask you all to put these on.
(They do as he asks and put the goggles on)
Wonka- This is one of my latest inventions. Does anyone know how television works?
Mike- Of course I do! The camera photographs something and then the picture is split up into millions of tiny pieces and the pieces go through the air and into your TV where they're put back together again.
Wonka- You talk too much. Now then I thought to myself if you can send a picture through TV why not a Wonka bar?
Mike- Impossible!
Wonka- Really? Well watch this.
(A group of Oompa-Loompas wearing goggles bring out a gigantic Wonka bar and set it on a stand in front of the camera)
Wonka- It has to be big because images on TV end up smaller than they actually are. Are you ready?
(Wonka presses a button, the camera flashes, and the Wonka bar disappears)
Grandpa Joe- Where did it go?
Wonka- It's traveling over our heads in a million pieces. Come over here to the screen.
(Wonka guides them to the TV, turns it on with a remote, and on the screen the Wonka bar appears)
Wonka- Go on and take it.
Mike- How can I take it? It's just a picture.
Wonka- Fine, Charlie you take it then.
(Charlie reaches into the TV and pulls out the Wonka bar)
Wonka- Go on and taste it!
(Charlie unwraps the Wonka bars and takes a bite out of it)
Charlie- It's real!
Grandpa Joe- Unbelievable!
Wonka- Imagine sitting at home watching TV and a commercial comes on saying try a Wonka bar and there it is and you simply reach out and take it.
Mike- Hey Wonka if you can send chocolate by TV what else could you send?
Wonka- Like what?
Mike- Could you send a person?
Wonka- Well I never tried it before. It may be risky so I would strongly recommend not trying it.
Mike- Hey everybody watch me!
(Mike presses the button, the camera flashes, and he disappears)
Mrs. Teavee- Mike! Mike! Where is he?
Wonka- Calm down, calm down. He's flying above our heads in a million pieces. He should be on this screen somewhere.
(Wonka, Mrs. Teavee, Charlie, and Grandpa Joe look at the TV)
Wonka- I hope no part of him was left behind.
Mrs. Teavee- What do you mean?
Wonka- Well sometimes only half the little pieces find their way through. It's not a big deal really.
Mrs. Teavee- Where is he?
Wonka- He should be here somewhere.
(Wonka presses the remote quickly changing channels
(Wonka finally finds Mike)
Grandpa Joe- There he is!
Mike- Look at me! I'm the first person ever to be sent by television!
(Wonka reaches into the TV and grabs Mike now shrunk super tiny)
Mike- What are you doing? Put me down! Put me down!
Wonka- He's completely unharmed.
Mrs. Teavee- Unharmed? Look at him! He's shrunk!
Wonka- Well it's not like he was that tall to begin with-
Mrs. Teavee- Wonka!
Wonka- Relax, relax. I know small boys are springy and elastic. We can put him in the taffy puller.
Mrs. Teavee- Taffy puller!
Wonka- I use it to stretch my Laffy Taffy.
(Wonka summons one of his Oompa-Loompas)
Wonka- I want you to take Mrs. Teavee and her little boy down to the taffy puller and follow these instructions.
(Wonka hands the Oompa-Loompa instructions on paper and Mrs. Teavee follows the Oompa-Loompa away with Mike)
(The Oompa-Loompas begin singing)
The most important thing we've learned
So far as children are concerned
Is never, never, never let
Them near your television set
Or better still just don't install
The idiotic thing at all
In almost every house we've been
We've watched them gaping at the screen
They loll and slop and lounge about
And stare until their eye pop out
Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotized by it
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk
Oh yes we know it keeps them still
They don't climb out the windowsill
They never fight or kick or punch
They leave you free to cook the lunch
And wash the dishes in the sink
But did you ever stop to think
To wonder just exactly what
This does to your beloved tot
It rots the senses in the head
It kills imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind
It makes a child so dull and blind
He can longer understand
A fantasy a fairy land
His brain becomes as soft as cheese
His powers of thinking rust and freeze
He cannot think he only sees
All right you'll cry all right you'll say
But if we take the set away
What shall we do to entertain
Our darling children please explain
We'll answer this by asking you
What used the darling ones to do?
How used they keep themselves contended
Before this monsters was invented
Have you forgotten don't you know?
We'll say it very loud and slow
They used to read they'd read and read
And read and read and then proceed
To read some more great Scott gadzooks
One half their lives was reading books
The nursery shelves held books galore
Books cluttered up the nursery floor
And in the bedroom by the bed
More books were waiting to be read
Such wondrous fine fantastic tales
Of dragons gypsies queens and whales
And treasure isles and distant shores
Where smugglers rowed with muffled oars
And pirates wearing purple pants
And sailing ships and elephants
And cannibals crouching round the pot
Stirring away at something hot
It smells so good what can it be
Good gracious it's Penelope
The younger ones had Beatrice Potter
With Mr. Tod the dirty rotter
And Squirrel Nutkin, Pigling Bland
And Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle and
Just how the camel got his hump
And how the monkey lost his rump
And Mr. Toad and bless my soul
There's Mr. Rat and Mr. Mole
Oh books what books they used to know
Those children living long ago
So please oh please we beg we pray
Go throw your TV set away
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall
Then fill the shelves with lots of books
Ignoring all the dirty looks
The screams and yells the bites and kicks
And children hitting you with sticks
Fear not because we promise you
That in about a week or two
Of having nothing else to do
They'll now begin to feel the need
Of having something good to read
And once they start oh boy oh boy
You watch the slowly growing joy
That fills their hearts they'll grow so keen
They'll wonder what they'd ever seen
In that ridiculous machine
That nauseating foul unclean
Repulsive television screen
And later each and every kid
Will love you more for what you did
P.S. regarding little Mike Teavee
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back his height
But if we can't it serves him right
Wonka- Well then I guess there's no point in carrying on. I hope you enjoyed my tour. I'll show you out.
(They follow Wonka into the glass elevator and go up)
Charlie- But Mr. Wonka what about Mike? Will they ever restore his height?
Wonka- Beats me.
Charlie- And Veuca? Will she burn up in the incinerator?
Wonka- Who knows?
Charlie- And Violet will she always be a blueberry?
Wonka- Who can tell?
Charlie- And Augustus will he be made into fudge?
Wonka- I'm not sure.
Charlie- Mr. Wonka we can't just leave those kids behind we have to do something!
Wonka- Don't worry about those kids.
Grandpa Joe- Charlie is right. Those kids shouldn't have disobeyed you, but we can't let anything happen to them.
Charlie- If you won't do anything Mr. Wonka I will!
(Charlie tries to climb out of the elevator, but Wonka hugs him)
Wonka- Congratulations Charlie! You won!
Grandpa Joe- Won?
Charlie- I don't understand. What about the other kids?
Wonka- All of them are perfectly safe. I would never let any harm come to any of them. Let me show you.
(Wonka presses a button and the elevator begins to move up fast)
Wonka- I've been wanting to press that button!
Grandpa Joe- Where are we going?
Wonka- Up and out!
Grandpa Joe- You mean-
Wonka- Yep!
Grandpa Joe- But it's made of glass! We'll all be smashed to bits!
Wonka- Probably!
(The elevator crashes through the ceiling and begins flying over the factory)
(The children exit the factory with their parents Violet and Mike returned to normal while Augustus is covered in chocolate and Veruca and her father are covered in garbage)
(They all look up to see the elevator in the sky)
(Wonka points to the children)
Wonka- See! All of them are safe now completely unchanged. Well at least not on the inside. Hopefully they all learned something today.
(Charlie and Grandpa Joe look at the view from above)
Charlie- Look at how high up we are!
Grandpa Joe- We can see the whole town from up here!
Wonka- Where do you live Charlie?
Charlie- That's my house right there!
(Charlie points to his tiny house)
Wonka- It looks so small from up here.
Grandpa Joe- It is small.
Wonka- Here we go.
Grandpa Joe- What are you doing?
(Wonka moves the elevator towards Charlie's house and crashes it through the roof)
Charlie- Hi mom I'm home.
(Mrs. Bucket hugs her son)
Charlie- Mom this is Mr. Wonka.
Wonka- How do you do?
Mrs. Bucket- Did you just crash an elevator through my house?
Wonka- I'm sorry about that, but I have an announcement to make. I hope that makes up for things.
Grandpa Joe- What kind of announcement?
Wonka- Charlie I want to know do you love my factory?
Charlie- I think it's the most wonderful place in the world!
Wonka- I am very pleased to hear you say that because I'm giving it to you.
Mrs. Bucket- What?
Grandpa Joe- Giving it to him?
Charlie- Are you serious?
Wonka- I am. I'm an old man Charlie. Soon I'll be gone. I realized long ago I need someone to run my factory and take care of the Oompa-Loompas. I couldn't trust a grownup. They would want to do everything they're way not mine. I needed a child.
Charlie- So that's why you sent out the golden tickets?
Wonka- Exactly! I knew at least one of these five children would be worthy of running my factory and it was you Charlie! You won!
Charlie- Are you sure?
Wonka- I've never been more sure of anything. I've never seen someone with such a passionate for candy-making or who appreciates the true wonder and magic of my factory. You can move in immediately!
Charlie- Mr. Wonka I'd really love to, but I can't leave my mother or Grandpa Joe behind.
Wonka- No problem! You can bring them with you!
Charlie- Really?
Wonka- Yes, you can all live in my factory.
Charlie- Thank you Mr. Wonka! Thank you!
(Charlie hugs Wonka)
Wonka- Are you ready?
Charlie- Yes!
Wonka- Then come. I'll take all of you back to the factory in my glass elevator.
Charlie- Come mother let's go!
(They all enter the glass elevator and it lifts back up in the sky as it flies over the city)