Okay let's see, do I just start talking or do I type...oh this thing writing down everything I say.
...I will take over, for now, the great Robute Guilliman has ordered my predecessor to present himself before him, so until his return I shall take over.
But there be someone better suited for this after all my job is to clean the floors, but because no one was around the job was given to me so.
I'll just read from the piles of papers on the floor.
Amongst the many many events that have unfolded no race has become so divided yet somehow more unified than the Eldar.
The reasons being, let's be honest here it's only one or two reasons and if I were one of them they are dammed good ones.
First is the awakening of the god of death, the partial escape of their goddess of birth, and the fact that the clown god is said to, in all honesty, no one knows what that guy is up to, but those under his control perform for every one of high position.
...There are even stories that they have taken to performing for certain planetary lords and governors, their reason being, Isha wants to ally with the Imperium.
This is a statement taken from an Eldar when asked why she and several other Eldar were arguing with a group of guardsmen.
Quote "I don't care what those humans say, Isha is far better looking than that bitch Arturia" unquote.
It should be noted that tensions were high and the woman went right back to arguing.
of this we know to be true, somehow the Eldar Goddes Isha is growing in power, so much so that it's said that an avatar of hers has been created and is now active in real space.
There are even press the red button for the next part [there is even talk that Isha is, in fact, the Eldar Goddes isha,'s avatar, in human form. Release red button]
If this is true, then the simple fact that she has taken such form would outright prove humanity's superiority, as well as start so many arguments that it's better to leave well enough alone for the moment.
The new ... let's call them Green Eldar, belong to all sides of the Eldar people, from Craft Worlds- the Nighmere realm of the Dark City and even those Eldar that forsook their technology.
According to interrogations performed by several members of the imperial guard.
What this can't be right, those men were trying to cour Eldar women and even succeeded in doing so with no reciprocations.
You know I'm not going to question things while I read them.
This is what the Green Eldar said.
Half of Isha is free to roam the universe, but if she were to stray too far from the one that keeps her hidden She who Thirsts and the Great Unclean One, will swarm the area shes located at.
So she's forced to stay by that man's side.
There are even reports that the guardsmen were later handed [Half Eldar Children] by an unknown source.
Of course that if such a thing were true, both the parent and child would be executed for heresy.
Of course one has to wonder if such a thing would be performed considering that the God Emperor's son, has a relationship with an Eldar woman who worships the God of Death.
In that note, Robute Guilliman has ordered all reports of these half borns to be taken seriously and to have all fathers and their children transported to Ultramar.
[From what these papers say he's creating a regiment filled with half borns and their fathers...what how are half borns showing up when most men arrive with only one kid.]
[Are? are the Green Eldar woman going there sleeping with the men and leaving the men with the kids after they're born...is this the beginning of a colony?}
By this point, I feel I should say that the Eldar aren't green, I just gave them that name because of the armor and clothes they choose to wear.
Regardless of any of this the other half of the Eldar Goddes remains trapped inside the garden of the great unclean one, I will refrain from saying his name as to not attract his attention to these documents.
Something interesting should be noted, the Green Eldar, have said that Isha is empowering her chosen with a portion of her power.
Unlike the Gods of Chaos, she isn't taking the souls of her followers and replacing them with warp energy, instead, she is just giving them more power.
It should be noted that the green Eldars population is the highest among the Eldar, the reasons are as follows, let it be known that the loudly boast about this.
Not out of arrogant pride, but the fact that their birth rate is incredibly high.
It's even been seen that the women amongst the Green Eldar hold an incredible degree of what could only be called rivalry with the woman of the Imperium.
This rivalry can be seen by anyone that sees any of these women interact with the women in the Imperium Guard, especially if those guards women are holding a sword.
It becomes such a commonplace thing, that the Inquisition has created rules on how these acts should be dealt with.
Namely speaking every man present must vote that the guard's women are the better choice and that the green Eldar women are lacking in some way.
For reasons still unknown when the other Eldar heard that the green Eldar lost repeatedly, several women of their craft worlds and even some Dark Eldar women demanded to participate in these competitions.
It should be noted that the guard's moral has gone up after these games were created.
For some reason, the Adepta Sororitas have even created a specific team for this, as the games are beginning to take on a life on their own.
For reasons yet unknown, the games now include the following, other than who is more desirable.
Who can kill the most enemies in record time, hand to hand combat, racing, and vehicle repair, medicine onfield healing, and for reasons I can't comprehend cooking plus cleaning.
As strange as it may seem, the guard has wone nearly every game until now, the only real loss when.
[[[[Sound of multiple guns aimed at the person recording]]]
There was never a time humanity lost one of these games.
[[[The guns return to their resting place and powerdown][][][
Apparently, the mechanicus don't want certain things to be known.
It's because of this and many more reasons that the rulers of the Imperium have chosen not to punish the captains and admirals that chose to help the Craft World Eldar when they are attacked.
However, some Craft Worlds will receive no help whatsoever, because they chose to remain isolated and are still actively attacking human-controlled worlds.
One thing that should be taken into account is something that all Eldar agree on.
"Isha is growing in power and soon will escape her restraints." I say this because they repeat this after they lose the games.
The one-time Artura participated...look even I heard about it, there were so may insult being said by every woman there, that both Eldar men and guardsmen present agreed to never speak of it.