Phoenix returned to the Ace Attorney fandom after 4 years of retirement What he found was a flaming disaster You see instead of finding 10 pages of stories about him he found 10 pages of nothing but a new attorney No it was not Apollo Justice it was a new attorney who was so new he didn't exist named John Phoenix Phoenix looked through the family register and found out that John Phoenix was apparently his nephew However John was rude and a Mary Sue so Phoenix decided to get rid of him Phoenix got a sharpie and scribbled out John's name so no one would know they were related Unfortunately he knew that as long as John walked free he would reveal their relationship so he had to be silenced

Phoenix waited outside John's house and eventually he came out Phoenix grabbed John but then he heard a voice

"Hey pal what are you doing" said Gumshoe

"Shit it's Gumshoe" said Phoenix "Giving my nephew a hug"

"Ohhhh okay pal" Gumshoe put his handcuffs away

They got in the police car because John had a trial Phoenix leaned over to the passenger seat where Gumshoe was sitting

"Gumshoe I'll pay your rent this morning if you help me capture John"

"Deal"

Gumshoe grabbed John Phoenix's hands and cuffed them and they drove into the forest and got out of the car and threw John into the trunk Then they pushed the car into a cave They were careful not to wake the bear up otherwise it would eat them But it did not wake up so they survived Phoenix picked up a rock and threw it into the bear cave and it hit the bear and he woke up

"Grrr who woke me up" growled the bear in bear language

The bear sniffed and smelled a human inside the car but not Phoenix or Gumshoe because they ran away The bear knew that only a human could have thrown the rock so he clawed the trunk open and bit John Phoenix The bear took John Phoenix to his cubs and they ate him alive

The world returned to normal and Phoenix was the star once again

The end

PS How clever of you all to wait for me to disappear before spamming the fanfiction archive Not really Shame on you Please quit