John Phoenix was enjoying his life on a tropical island with-
"OBJECTION!"
John Phoenix returned to reality where his bear attorney had just accused the people outside the cave of throwing a rock.
The objector was a rabbit.
"I walk outside the cave every morning and the ground is made of stone so it was impossible for the culprits to leave footprints"
"Then why are there footprints here?" asked the owl.
"Obviously Mr. Bear forged them!"
The bear got shot by hunters (that's his breakdown).
Since the bear was dead John Phoenix no longer had a defense and also his defense team had been caught forging evidence so he was tied to a stick and died while getting cooked over a campfire and was fed to the bear cubs at last.
The End!