Hey. What's up? So this one I got from Pinterest….so I don't own that either….
Headcanon *** (don't know number): Annabeth & Percy's daughter got detention once for calling her teacher a "filthy worthless mortal," who deserved to be "dipped in the river Styx" and "tossed into Tartarus covered with paper cuts." Percy was proud, especially since his daughter was only six.
"As you know, insulting a teacher is not an appropriate thing for a child to say. Especially in a school environment." Principal Cruella Esme Squalor Nero.*
"Yes," Annabeth said with slightly gritted teeth, "you've told us this before."
"Umm, Principal Nero, what exactly happened for our daughter Zoe to insult Miss Umbridge**?"
"A little boy called," Nero looked at a paper in front of her, "Reyna Grace 'Pocahontas.' Zoe promptly punched the boy in the face. Miss Umbridge called her out."
"Did it ever occur to you that Zoe defended a friend?"
"A harmless comment."
Annabeth is livid. "A JOKE ABOUT SKIN TONE. Surely that is not appropriate on school grounds?"
"What did Zoe say?" Percy asked
"She called Miss Umbridge a," she looked at the paper again, "filthy worthless mortal," who deserved to be "dipped in the river Styx" and "tossed into Tartarus covered with paper cuts."
"Wow"
"Is Zoe into Greek Mythology?" Asked Nero
"Yes, we tell her stories every night."
"That is not right. She is being influenced by nonsensical stories."
"You leave the story making decisions to us! Greek is out heritage and to say that we can't practice it is a violation to the Constitution! You can expect that our daughter and the Grace's won't be returning to this wretched school!"
Annabeth stood up and took out her phone. She made a phone call to Piper Grace. When she was done, she checked out Zoe Jackson and Reyna Grace for the day.
"I'm proud of you Zoe," Percy said as they were walking out.
"Well he was a stupid nincompoop mortal that should be spontaneously combusted by Kronos in Tartarus."
"Whoa, you must be angry if you brought Kronos into this…"
"HADES YEAH!"
"It's not nice to use your Uncle's name in slang."
The Jackson's took Zoe and Reyna for ice cream and they spent the day having fun.
*I know that's from the Series of unfortunate events
**Umbridge sucks. Admit it you wanted her dead for than old Voldemort
Hey, I would have finished this earlier but there was a tornado close to where I live. Well a warning in my county, so I had to go to the basement. I love my basement, it is now my new best friend.
-randomosity4arty