Hello. Okay so Clarisse Daughter of Ares (go check out her stories, they're good), asked me if I could do this head canon:

At Chris and Clarisse's wedding, Clarisse asked Coach Hedge to walk her down the aisle, instead of Ares. Because well, Ares isn't the fatherly type, and Hedge was a fatherly figure towards her.

Also this chapter is dedicated to Happitea, for being an awesome reviewer and reviewing every chapter, and for being really nice.

I would like to thank Clarisse daughter of Ares for the headcanon.

I don't own neither the headcanon nor the characters.

Chris and Clarisse were talking a walk (one of the few they ever took), when suddenly Chris stopped.

"You know Clarisse, after like 6 years of dating you, I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore."

"What?" Clarisse said. She was hurt and she braced herself for the heartbreaking words. She honestly thought Chris was different. But apparently she was wrong. He was still like those other boys who dumped a girl once they got bored.

"Ya, and I don't really like your name very much." He said.

"Oh, did you fall for an Aphrodite girl!? Or maybe it was an Apollo girl? Or did you follow your brothers and fall for a Demeter one?! I knew no one would like and Ares girl."

"No. I don't want to be your boyfriend, and I don't like your name. You should change that."

"REALLY?!"

"Yes," Chris said kneeling, "Clarisse La Rue, will you marry me?" (awwwwwwwww. Didn't know I could write romance, oh wait I can't)

To say Clarisse was shocked was an understatement. "Of course you dimwit." She said hugging him.

She pulled away. "But if you mislead me like that again I will run you through with Maimer!"

"Noted."

And even though Clarisse wasn't one for affection she still kissed Chris. And he reckoned it was better that Percabeth's underwater kiss.

When they got back to camp, the Aphrodite girls immediately saw a ring on Clarisse's hand, and dragged her away to tell them the details. And much to Nico's surprise, Clarisse dragged him by the ear as well.

"What in the name of my father?" Nico said.

"Oh Nico," Piper said catching on to what Clarisse was saying, "you can contact the dead right?"

"Yes…."

"Well contact Silena Beauregard."

"Ooooohhh." Nico said finally getting it after he saw the ring.

Nico contacted Silena.

"Silena?"

"CLARISSE! Alright….what's that on your hand?"

"A ring…"

"Oh my Hades!"

"Only cool when I do it," Nico muttered.

"He proposed didn't he?" When Clarisse nodded she pumped her hand in the air.

"Yeah."

"Well, I have to design and prepare it. Please Clarisse! Please Nico!" Nico just nodded.

"Okay, but first I want you to meet Piper McLean."

"Hi, Silena." Piper said.

"Your father's Tristan McLean? Cool, I guess you don't like that very much do you?"

"No."

"Piper is so much like you Silena, she doesn't give a crap about Drew."

"Awesome girl! Do you want to help me design this wedding?"

"Sure," Piper looked at Clarisse, who nodded, "I'd love to."

So Silena, Piper, and Clarisse designed the wedding. Clarisse and Chris were talking when suddenly Clarisse paled.

"Chris, who's going to walk me down the aisle? Ares isn't very fatherly…"

"Well who has been fatherly to you? And chances are, Aphrodite will come and drag Ares along, so ou can make an impression saying 'You're not my father Ares'"

"Well Chiron is one, but he's doing the wedding vows, so coach Hedge is another"

"Grea-"

He was cut off by a loud voice outside the cabin. "Alright cupca-", Hedge was cut off by a "The cow says moo!"

"VALDEZ!" He said

The cabin door burst open, Leo appeared. "Clarisse, Chris, can I hide here?"

"Absolutely not." They said together

Leo ran out of the cabin. And the coach Hedge appeared.

"You seen Valdez?"

"He ran out a few moments ago."

"Umm. Coach Hedge, could you perhaps walk me down the aisle, instead of Ares. He isn't very fatherly."

Hedge looked taken back. "Of course Clarisse."

Clarisse smile one of her rare smiles. "Thank you."

And so at the wedding of Clarisse la Rue and Chris Rodriguez, Ares didn't walk Clarisse down the aisle, no he sat fuming that he wasn't. Instead Gleeson Hedge walked with her. After all he was more of a father than Ares had ever been.

So yeah. Really suck at romance, sorry…I hoped that this lived up to your expectations. I love writing these. And I love the reviews I get. So thankyou to everyone who had reviewed. You can have cookies!

-Randomosity4arty