Prologue
"It's a bright, beautiful, sunny day, with the morning wind blowing through the breathtaking countryside of Ontario, Canada," says a man with his back facing a TV camera. "This large, majestic field is the perfect place to host a wedding, have a nice little picnic, or… TO MAKE THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF REALITY TELEVSION!" The man then turns around to reveal himself to be the one and only Chris McLean. "That's right, it's me: Chris McLean, and I'm coming to you live from this undisclosed field in the middle of butt nowhere Ontario!" Chris begins walking through the fields with the camera crew following him from every angle, until they reach the edge of a nearby highway. "I know it's been a while, ladies and gentlemen, but since the network is desperate for views… I mean, has taken it upon themselves to listen to fans out of the kindness of their hearts, the most insane drama show of all time is making an epic return after 10 long years. So sit back, relax, and get ready to watch 21 unlucky souls crap themselves in the most ambitious reboot of all time – right here, on Total… Drama… Comeback!" Immediately after Chris finishes his intro, one cameraman standing too close to the road is plowed by a man with a green mohawk riding a motorcycle. "Well," says Chris staring down at his injured cameraman with a smirk on his face, "this reboot is already off to a good start."