Hi. Okay so school resumes Monday so updates may not be so frequent, but I will try.
Headcanon: Out of anger, one of Hermes's children sent their father a box filled with newly bought stuff, receipt and everything else included. There was a post-it on every item labelled "Yeah dad, that's right. I actually PAID for these."
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Stuart Walkers was angry at his father. Hermes still hadn't delivered the package he asked him to. But Stuart knew he wasn't good at coming up with ideas. Especially for revenge. So he asked his half-sister Mindy for advice.
"MINDY!"
"I DIDN'T DO IT!" She said hurriedly.
"Do what?" Stuart said suspicious.
"Uhhh…nothing. So what did you call me for?"
"I'm angry at dad. What should I do as revenge?"
"Don't join the titan army, that's for sure." She said.
''Mindy…"
"Ok ok. You could send him something horrific. I heard Percy Jackson sent Medusa's head to Olympus. Can you believe it!?" Thunder rumbled in the sky.
"It was funny though!" Mindy shouted at the sky.
Stuart thought and thought. What was something Hermes hated? That's it, he thought. But you see, Stuart wasn't very good at coming up with revenge, even with someone's help. His idea was doomed to fail.
Stuart took out some post-it notes. He went to the store and bought a lot of stuff. He knew Hermes was the god of thievery. Anyone would know that if they spent a minute with the Stolls. He bought stuff, and knew thought (key word here,) that Hermes would be shocked, to see new stuff and a receipt. He labelled every item with ""Yeah dad, that's right. I actually PAID for these."
Up on Olympus Hermes was doing his rounds for mail. He knew he needed to deliver his son's Stuart's package. He just hoped he didn't get to mad and join some army. He took out the last package. It was from Stuart to him. He took it out cautiously and opened it slowly. Inside was new stuff, with a receipt. Had his son, actually paid for these? He paled mentally. His fears were confirmed when he saw the dreaded yellow post it note. "Yeah dad, that's right. I actually PAID for these."
"NOOOOOOOOOO! My son! why Why WHY!?" Hermes was on the brink of a meltdown. The Olympians rushed in. The saw Hermes hunched over. The made their way to the box and saw the stuff, and the notes. Apollo started laughing at Hermes's son's idea.
"This is his idea of revenge?" He laughed again.
"Apparently it hit hard…"Poseidon said amused.
Then he started laughing.
I know, very short. But whatever. I noticed I have over 1500 views. Thank you so much people. I have a question.
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