Head-canon one shots

by randomosity4arty

Headcanons turned into one shots. I don't own the head canons but I do own the plot. Head-canon 7: Out of anger, one of Hermes's children sent their father a box filled with newly bought stuff, receipt and everything else included. There was a post-it on every item labelled "Yeah dad, that's right. I actually PAID for these."

8. Minerva the genius

So I'm practically obsessed with Artemis Fowl. So when I saw this headcanon I couldn't resist. So if you haven't read the series, you can still read this, though it will be confusing. I will update another chapter today for non Artemis fowl fans. And even though I'm a hardcore arty/holly person, this one is slightly Arty/Minerva and Holly/Trouble

Headcanon 907: Artemis Fowl didn't realize that the blond genius Minerva he'd bonded with so well with was the actual goddess until their brain child showed up on the door step of the Fowl Manor.

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"Hey mud boy," Holly said walking into the Fowl Manor.

"Hello Holly, so what did you stop by for?" Artemis said greeting her.

"What? An elf can't visit her human best friend?"

Artemis shrugged.

"So how is Trouble doing, Holly?" Artemis said looking at her.

She rolled her eyes, "Just fine."

"It will be soon enough, that you come here with a wedding invitation." He said.

"ARTY!"

Artemis smirked.

Just then the doorbell rang. The duo went to the door. Outside was a delivery man.

"Hello, a delivery for Artemis Fowl the second."

"That's me. Who are you?"

"My name's Hermes, or Mercury. You know it's rather complicated."

"You mean the deities?"

"I'm the one."

"Artemis", Holly said, "he's not lying. Elves know when someone's lying."\

"Okay so why are you here Hermes?"

"Well," he said handing him a basket, "here's your child."

Holly dropped her neutrino, and it clattered on the floor.

"WHAT?!" Artemis said shocked.

"Well I best be going, gotta a lot of deliveries." Hermes said trying to walk away.

"Nope. I don't care whether you're a god or not. You are explaining this to Artemis and us!"

"But my phone keeps going off." Then his phone rang proving his point. So Holly promptly took her neutrino and shot it twice.

"There, it won't ring anymore," she said with an innocent smile.

"Fine. This child is Artemis's."

Artemis started to protest. But Hermes shushed him.

"Do you have any friends by the name of Minerva or Athena?"

"Yeah. Minerva Parardizo….."

"AH. You see Minerva Paradizo, doesn't exist."

"What? I was talking to her 10 minutes ago."

"Minerva is actually Minerva or Athena, but it's rather complicated."

"Minerva's the goddess?" Artemis said shocked.

"Hey you really are a genius."

"But isn't Minerva/Athena a virgin goddess?" Holly asked confused.

"She is."

Holly raised an eyebrow and pointed to the child in the basket.

"Oh…forgot to mention that part. Since Minerva/Athena is a virgin goddess, she give a brain child to men she respects or admires."

"Oooo. Arty's got an admirer…" Holly said teasingly

Artemis glared at Holly.

"Well…if that clears anything up, I'll be going." Hermes said, then added. "If we ever meet again try not to blast my phone Holly."

"No promises."

And so Artemis took the basket inside the Fowl Manor. And that night his parents were VERY curious as to why Artemis had a child in his arms….

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So yah, only Arty fans would get that entire chapter…..I'll write a different one for non-Arty fans.

-Randomosity4arty

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