This is an extra chapter, if you haven't read Arteries Owl, sorry Artemis Fowl.

Headcanon: When it was Jason's birthday the seven were hurrying to get him a gift. Not Percy. He had a brick painted blue with the superman logo. Despite his annoyance Jason kept it.


It was Jason's birthday. And the seven were having the hardest time, trying to get something for the son of Jupiter. But not Percy. While the others rushed around camp, he spent time in the arena, the lake, his cabin. The rest of the seven noticed this. They immediately interrogated the son of the sea god.

"How-" (Piper)

"are-" (Frank)

"you-" (hazel)

"So-" (Annabeth)

"Flaming calm?" (Obviously Leo).

"Well, I already have my present."

They stared. "We don't believe you," they said at the same time.

"Well you should."

"Seaweed Brain has a gift before me?"

"Yep," Percy said proud.

The seven seemed to think they wasted a lot of time and ran off.

"And lastly," Percy said, "here's my present Sparky."

The seven managed somehow to get presents for Jason. They let Percy go last, for reasons unknown.

Jason picked up the bag.

"Oh my gods Perce, what's in here? A brick?"

Percy snickered.

"Percy…." Jason opened the bag and took out a blue brick with the superman symbol.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON!" Jason just glared at Percy.

"A brick? A brick?"

"What better present, than one you got hit in the face with?"

"A gift card would've been fine!"

Percy smiled innocently.

20 years later

Jason came home from his job. He and Piper had married and currently lived in New Rome. He looked on the mantle of his fireplace at the blue brick Percy gave him one year for his birthday. Despite being annoyed with it, he decided to keep it.


So, that was short. Please review.

Also if you have a headcanon or want a specific one you want me to do, just review with what it is. I will probably do it. Any pairing, any genre, any theme.

-Randomosity4arty