One spooky night at the Eterna Forest, I, Neil the Fox, a green recolor of Tails, am skipping about in the deep acre wood. While I am skipping along in the forest, Little Red Riding Hood skips along in the forest to visit Grandma's House in the middle of the forest. The Big Bad Wolf sneaks into Grandma's House by going through the back window to disguise himself as Red Riding Hood's Grandma.
As the wind howls, while I go deeper in the Eterna Forest at nighttime, the trees are dancing in the dark. Deep in the forest, the trees grow darker and darker as I am about to pass through the gate, leading me to the front yard garden of the Old Chateau. Suddenly, a construction worker appears in front of me.
The construction worker is wearing a yellow hard helmet with a green stripe around the helmet and a green builder's outfit. "Heading to the Old Chateau, kid?" asked the construction worker.
"Hahahahaha!" I laughed. "I'm not a kid, I'm a two-tailed green fox. And yes, I am heading to the Old Chateau."
"The recent storm must have knocked down the electricity of the chateau, which was forced to close the chateau. Eventually, we are working on a way to restore the electricity of the chateau, but there are some rumors."
"What kind of rumors?" I ask.
"On Tuesday night, the-"
"Hash-Slinging Slasher's Ghost will return to the Old Chateau," I rudely interrupted, as the construction worker is slightly irritated as his eyes are half-closed. "There are three signals of the ghost's return. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. And then, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives at the Old Chateau in the ghost of the bus that ran him over."
"That is not the rumor I'm talking about."
"Then, he exits the bus and walks straight to the Old Chateau without looking both ways, because he is already dead."
"Ugh, please stop."
"He taps on the door with his grizzly spatula hand, and he opens the door."
"That's enough already!"
"Then he slowly approaches the hallway!"
"Ok, I get it! This is not SpongeBob!"
Suddenly, the construction worker did not notice that I have disappeared. "Finally," he sighed, "he's gone."
Abruptly, I startle the construction worker from behind, and I shout, "HE GETS YOU!"
"AAAAAAUUGHHH!" screamed the construction worker in annoyance.
I begin to laugh so hard in front of him after I told him about the story. "STOP LAUGHING!" yelled the construction worker, as he literally blows me away from the yelling.
"Aweeeeee!" I cried in amusement, while I am blown away.
I crash to a tree from being blown away, and then I walk back to the construction worker. As he calms down, he says, "As I was saying, on Tuesday night, the rumors of the ghosts roam the empty halls of the chateau, and they are alive with spooky shadows moaning 'give me more Old Gateau'!"
"That's all?" I added. "I've seen it before. I ain't afraid of no ghost."
"It's just a silly old rumor, take it easy."
Despite his warning about the ghosts haunting the chateau on Tuesday night, I frolic through the gate to the front yard garden anyways.
Meanwhile, at the front yard garden, Rotom, the Plasma Pokemon, is hiding in the tall grass, spying on me. Rotom pulls out a Rotom Catalogue, an electronic catalog tablet that can order and deliver appliances free of charge. The sneaky Plasma Pokemon orders a whole set of appliances via the tablet. While not being noticed, the Rotom Drone delivers a box of appliances to the tall grass near Rotom itself. The drone sets the box onto the grass, and then the drone flies away.
Rotom opens the box and enters into the lawnmower; then, Mow Rotom carries the box of appliances and tries to deliver it into the chateau by taking the front door. Unfortunately, for Mow Rotom, the front door is locked. "No good," muttered Mow Rotom. "The door is locked. I know! I should take the back entrance if there is one, but I will try."
Mow Rotom secretly clears the way from the front door entrance without being noticed as Rotom attempts to go find the back entrance.
Finally, as I arrive at the Old Chateau, I unintentionally bump onto the front door that it is locked. "Drat, it's locked," I muttered. "There has to be another way to enter the chateau."
My brain just hatched a ridiculous but clever idea. I pull out a crowbar while I barbarically scream as I try to pry the doors open. While I am prying the doors open, there is no budge on opening the doors. Unfortunately, I begin to lose my grip that the crowbar flies into the air and hits me in the head. Power Stars from Super Mario 64 starts swirling around my head after I got hurt from the flying crowbar.
I begin to take a bite on some Power Stars. "Mmmm," I said, as I eat some Power Stars, "they taste like Golden Oreos."
Unknowingly, I am standing on a doormat at the front door. I lift the doormat from the ground that a key to the front door is under the mat. "Aha," I said. "Now I've got you. You are like playing hard to get."
I use the key to open the door of the Old Chateau. The doors of the chateau successfully opens upon unlocking the front door with the key. As I am about to enter the chateau, I blissfully skip into the foyer that I unintentionally drop the key onto the mat. Now, I enter the Old Chateau's foyer, an entrance hall. Not surprisingly, the doors close behind me as I enter the Old Chateau.
Meanwhile, back with Mow Rotom, the Plasma Pokemon made it all the way to the back of the Old Chateau. Much to its misfortune, there is no back door. "Drat!" grumbled Mow Rotom. "Look's like I'll have to go back to square one."
Mow Rotom carries the box of appliances all the way back to the front yard. As Rotom is back at the front yard, he discovers a key that has been dropped onto the mat. "Well well well," grinned Mow Rotom, "it looks like someone has found a key under the mat that the green fox enters the chateau."
Now, Mow Rotom enters into the Old Chateau via the front door entrance as it is continuing its mission to deliver the box of appliances into the Old Chateau to set up its appliance-based pranks.
Back with me, inside the chateau, without any power, it is so dark inside on Tuesday night, which is tonight. "Gee, it's so dark inside," I described. "I must find a generator to turn the power back on."
I decide to enter the basement by taking the staircase. Since it is too dark inside, I fall down the stairs. On the last step, the old and rusty microwave oven appliance has broke my fall as I made it to the basement. "I'm okay," I hollered to myself. "The microwave has broke my fall."
I recover from the accident as I stand up with my two feet. "Go Raichu!" I said, as I sent out Raichu in its Kantonian form from my Pokeball. "Now use Thunderbolt at the generator to restore the power of the chateau."
Raichu uses Thunderbolt by firing a bolt of yellow electricity at the generator to restore the power of the Old Chateau. As the power is back on, I have been blinded by the light like Mega Diancie's Dazzling Gleam. "Aaaahhh! Too bright!" I screamed in pain. "I can't see!"
My vision begins to adjust after I was blinded by the light. Suddenly, an old broken microwave oven is standing in the basement. I dig through the debris of the old microwave to find something; there is a note under the rubble. As I obtain the note, I read, "Go to the kitchen, you might find something useful. With that, you will make some homemade Old Gateau from scratch."
I store the note into my pocket to save it for later, even though I do not have pants, because I have fur. Afterwards, Raichu and I walk upstairs as we exit the basement. Then, I went to the front yard garden. At the front yard garden, the lampposts' lights are lit as a result of restoring the power. "Now that that's settled, let's commence our training for the Battle Tower," I determined, as I send out Blaziken from a Pokeball. "Go Blaziken!"
Now, I begin to train my Pokemon for the Battle Tower. "Blaziken, use Flare Blitz!" I commanded.
My Blaziken uses Flare Blitz by cloaking itself into an orange-red fire and charges to Raichu. Raichu uses Double Team by making copies of the user to increase evasiveness. As Blaziken's attack misses due to Raichu's increased evasiveness, Blaziken unintentionally tackles a lawnmower, damaging the appliance.
As I notice a lawnmower, I say, "Really, Rotom? Is this your saddest attempt to prank me? Sure, I have seen you before; in fact, this appliance is tragically useless from 5th Generation to present. Of course we all know it is weak to a lot of types since it is an Electric/Grass Type, meaning fire beats grass."
While I am criticizing about a crummy lawnmower in today's age, the spooky sneaky sly Rotom, in its normal form, sneaks onto the tall grass while I criticize about the lawnmower appliance in today's age. Then, the sneaky Plasma Pokemon dives into the lawnmower to become Mow Rotom again.
Sadly, for Rotom, my Blaziken uses Flare Blitz to easily defeat Mow Rotom that the poor Plasma Pokemon runs away while it whimpers. "I knew this wasn't such a good idea," sobbed Mow Rotom, as he admitted that the lawnmower was a poor choice.
"I sure feel sorry about the fact that he chose the sorry excuse for an appliance," I commented. "Come on, let's get back inside now that our training is completed."
I pull out two Pokeballs to send Blaziken and Raichu back into their Pokeballs. Then, I put them away as I return back to the Old Chateau. Back inside, I enter into a band room; at the band room, there is a miniature stage with some musical instruments that someone has left behind. "Looks like someone has left their instruments behind," I said. "Shouldn't go to waste."
As I stand up on the stage, I start to play with the electric guitar poorly. Suddenly, Rotom, in its Fan form, pops out of nowhere while I am playing with the electric guitar making sour notes. "Boooooooo! I can't smell, but you stink!" laughed Fan Rotom.
"Hey!" I snapped. "I am clean as a whistle; plus, I am not dirty."
"You'll be clean now, fox boy!"
Fan Rotom is as stubborn as Mr. Stubborn, a Scottish character from the Mr. Men series. The Plasma Pokemon, in its electrical fan form, pulls out a can of Lysol and sprays it into the air while using the fan to blow it at me. "Aaaaaahh! My eyes! It burns!" I screamed, as I am suffocating from the Lysol spray.
He laughs at me while I ran out of the band room. I aimlessly arrive to the kitchen that I bump onto the counter, bruising my hip. At the kitchen, I splash my face with water from the sink to cleanse myself from the Lysol spray. Afterwards, I dry myself up with a bar towel. As I can see again, I happily discover that I am at a complete kitchen along with the necessary ingredients for the Old Gateau and its recipe.
I start to clean the counters before performing my cooking procedure. Afterwards, I begin to prepare the Old Gateau from scratch. One preparation later, I begin to withdraw the ready-to-eat Old Gateau on the tray from the refrigerator. After taking the treat out of the fridge, Rotom, again in its normal form, sneaks into the kitchen and mindlessly stares at my complete Old Gateau. The Plasma Pokemon licks its lips as Rotom is craving for some of my homemade Old Gateau. To snap itself out of temptation, Rotom slaps itself upside in the face.
Rotom possesses a refrigerator that he becomes Frost Rotom. While I am not noticing Frost Rotom, Frost Rotom secretly steals some Old Gateau and guzzles the whole tray. "My compliments to the chef," belched Frost Rotom, as he unintentionally shouts.
"Aha!" I shouted, as I turn around and looked at an ordinary refrigerator. "I thought I have seen Frost Rotom. Oh well, it's time to spawn a backup from my handy dandy Tool Gun."
I pull out a Tool Gun from Garry's Mod to spawn a backup tray of fresh Old Gateau. Rotom is a stealthy goose, hiding behind the refrigerator. As I am minding my own business, Rotom becomes Frost Rotom again as he stealthily steals some Old Gateau and eats the whole tray again. After eating some more Old Gateau, I looked at the empty tray again, and then I turn around.
Again, I still see an ordinary refrigerator. "How does this keep happening!?" I complained. "That little sneak."
In my frustration, I spawned another tray of ready-to-eat Old Gateau from my Tool Gun; I hide beneath the counter while leaving a tray of Old Gateau in the open to see if anyone steals it. I also peak at the Old Gateau with my eyes while hiding. While I am peaking at the Old Gateau, I see Rotom transforming into Frost Rotom as it is about to eat a tray of Old Gateau.
Finally, as I see him, I shout, "Aha! Now I got you, thief!"
I leap to Frost Rotom as I caught the little sneak red-handed. As I agitated Frost Rotom, it used Blizzard at me to freeze me into an ice cube. "How dare you try to steal my Old Gateau!" I muffled, as I am frozen solid.
"I was hungry," said Frost Rotom. "In fact, your Old Gateau was so delicious."
Frost Rotom slurps some of my delicious Old Gateau straight from the tray like Garfield eating some lasagna off the tray. "Unfreeze me this instant, Rotom!" I demanded, as I am still muffling while I am frozen solid.
"Sure thing," said Rotom, as the Plasma Pokemon exits the refrigerator. "I'll thaw you off in a jiffy."
Rotom enters into a brand-new microwave oven to become Heat Rotom. Heat Rotom uses Overheat by opening the door to release a stream of orange-red fire at me in a block of ice. The ice cube begins to melt from Heat Rotom's Overheat. "Thanks, buddy," I thanked.
"You're welcome," replied Heat Rotom. "Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"
While Heat Rotom keeps using Overheat on me, even though I am thawed off, I begin to be set on fire. "Aaaahhh! I'm on fire!" I screamed, as I run around in circles while frantically sending out Empoleon. "Extinguish me, Empoleon!"
As I sent out Empoleon from my Pokeball, Empoleon uses Hydro Pump by firing a high-pressure stream of water to extinguish the fire. Empoleon's Hydro Pump is like a firetruck hose as he is extinguishing me from the fire. "Thanks for saving my life, Empoleon," I thanked. "Now let's take care of that little pest. Empoleon, use Hydro Pump on Heat Rotom."
Empoleon uses Hydro Pump at Heat Rotom to deal super effective damage that it forced Rotom to exit the microwave oven, becoming its normal form.
"Well well well, what do we have here," I said. "I now see your normal form, and I will register this into the Pokedex."
I pull out my redesigned Hoenn Pokedex, which resembles that of the original model of the Game Boy Advance. I gather information about Rotom into the National Pokedex. The Pokedex says, "Rotom, the Plasma Pokémon. With a body made of plasma, Rotom can possess various kinds of electric devices and appliances, causing all sorts of trouble."
"I declare a Pokemon battle!" I declared, as I switch Empoleon out with a different Pokemon I am about to send out.
As Rotom possesses his favorite appliance, the washing machine, Wash Rotom says, "It's time to play competitive this time, green fox boy."
"Bring it on, Wash Rotom. Go Venusaur!"
I sent out Venusaur equipped with a Venusaurite Mega Stone from a Pokeball after I sent Empoleon back into a Pokeball. Wash Rotom and I exit the chateau and are about to battle against each other at the front yard garden of the Old Chateau. I have my Mega Bracelet equipped onto my wrist as it has the Key Stone onto my bracelet.
As we begin the battle, I press the Key Stone to activate Mega Evolution. "Beyond evolution," I declared, as Venusaur's Venusaurite is reacting to my Mega Bracelet. "Mega Evolve!"
My Venusaur Mega Evolves into Mega Venusaur. Although, Wash Rotom gets his first move since its speed is faster than Mega Venusaur. "Take this, sucker," taunted Wash Rotom, as it is about to use Shadow Ball.
Wash Rotom uses Shadow Ball by firing a black ball with purple sparks around the ball at Mega Venusaur. It is not boosted by the Same Type Attack Bonus because Wash Rotom is an Electric/Water Type. "Now, Venusaur, let's finish this once and for all," I determined. "Use Frenzy Plant!"
Mega Venusaur uses Frenzy Plant as its body becomes outlined light green and it stomps on the ground. Giant roots with spikes on them come out of the ground and strike the opponent. As a result, Wash Rotom fainted with a one-shot move.
"I surrender," cried Wash Rotom in defeat. "At least I'm only weak to grass since I am an Electric/Water Type. At least my washing machine is competitive, and is my favorite appliance."
Rotom reverts to its normal form as he exits out of the washing machine. As the battle is over, Venusaur reverted to its base form, and then I sent Venusaur back into my Pokeball after the battle as I put my Pokeball away. It feels really sad after the battle.
"Aww, poor Rotom," I said, "all he wanted was to play with me, just like Hoopa Confined Form, an example of most Ghost-Type Pokemon's mischievous personalities. Why don't you tag along with me little fella?"
"That would be fantastic!" agreed Rotom in joy, as he is cheered up.
I pull out a Pokeball that I am about to catch Rotom. Then, I throw the Pokeball at Rotom, and then the Pokeball seals Rotom inside. After three shakes as it lands onto the ground, the Pokeball clicks that I finally caught a Rotom.
Then, I send Rotom out of a Pokeball. "There you go, Rotom," I said. "You're now officially part of my party."
Rotom enters back into the washing machine appliance to change into its favorite form, Wash Rotom. "Let's take a selfie together, Rotom," I happily suggested, as I pull out a smartphone near the front yard of the Old Chateau.
And so, as I take a selfie of me and Wash Rotom, the Plasma Pokemon and I lived happily ever after.
The End.
Epilogue: Wash Rotom and I are at the Old Chateau's kitchen with a tray of ready-to-eat Old Gateau. We each have a piece of Old Gateau, and I begin to try this treat. As I took a bite, it tastes wonderfully delicious that the two of us gobble the Old Gateau in no time.
