Episode 4: A Terrible and Very Bad Day
Passione Home
A man with an orange bandana on his head looked down at the simple math problem. Abbacchio was right next to him
"So Narancia. What is six times five?" Abbacchio asks
"Six times five…" Narancia says. He begins to think about the entire problem. Giorno, Mista, and Bruno entered the room
"That's Narancia...right?" Giorno asks
"Yes. This is Narancia Ghirga. He's the only member of the Passione Gang who hasn't passed grade school" Bruno says
"Then how the hell does he go to Honnoji Academy?" Giorno asks
"Bucciarati and Fugo made sure he got into the school. But he still has to be taught some basic Math and History every now and then" Mista says
"Come on Narancia. It's not that hard" Abbacchio says
"It's...thirty…" Narancia says hesitantly
"There you go Narancia" Abbacchio says
"Oh. That basic...yikes" Giorno says
"I can't blame him. He has one of the worst pasts of us all. His mother died of eye disease and his father was killed by a REVOCS employee. Betrayed by his so called friends. He was rescued by Bucciarati and cured of his eye disease" Mista says
"A REVOCS employee?" Giorno asks
"REVOCS makes the clothes we wear. Their CEO is the woman we are trying to stop...Ragyo Kiryuin, the mother of Satsuki Kiryuin" Bruno says
"I thought the goal was to dethrone Satsuki" Giorno says
"It's a start Giorno. But the boss never" Bruno says
"Can you give me a history of the origins of the Passione Gang?" Giorno asks
"No problem Giorno." Bruno says. He took a deep breath. "It all started almost twenty years ago. Our boss met Ragyo Kiryuin in a field. She began to be interested in the Primordial Life Fiber. The boss helped her bring it back to her labratory. Eventually, he noticed that she began to inject herself with Life Fibers causing her to become corrupt. He ran out one day trying to warn the masses. He used the Stand Arrow to acquire his stand, with the ability to Erase Time" Bruno explains
"Woah woah woah. Erase Time?" Giorno asks
"Yes. Erase Time...it just works. Now, he fought Ragyo with her Life Fibers but she injected so much in herself to the point where her body began to give off a rainbow glow. The boss escaped from her wrath and began to build a team of Stand Users to take her down. He recruited Narancia's dad but Ragyo managed to kill him first. He then went to me and had me look for members. I found Abbacchio, then Mista, then Narancia, then Fugo who died later on, and then you now, Giorno Giovanna. There were other members but they were killed by REVOCS employees" Bruno explains
"So where is this boss anyway?" Giorno asks
"We have no idea. But he said Doppio would be coming around to hang with us every now and then" Bruno says
"Doppio is almost never here. It'll be a while till he shows up again" Mista says
"Now Narancia. What is sixteen times fifty five?" Abbacchio asks
"Uh...maybe it's…" Narancia says. Abbacchio gets a pencil and paper
"Use these" Abbacchio says. Narancia grabs it and then writes it down
"Hmmmmm...I GOT IT!" Narancia shouts
"Really?" Abbacchio asks. Narancia holds up his paper then it shows the number twenty eight as his answer
"Is it correct?" Narancia asks. Abbacchio breathes deeply and remains silent for a couple of seconds
"YOU STUPID DUMB FUCK! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET TWENTY FUCKIN EIGHT!" Abbacchio shouts
"Uh…" Narancia says
"Harsh" Mista says
"I don't even know what sixteen times fifty five is" Giorno says. Ryuko kicks down the door in her pajamas. Mako was right behind her
"Did you guys forget that there was an obstacle course today?" Ryuko asks
"HI NARANCIA!" Mako shouts
"Hi Mako" Narancia says
"The obstacle course...DAMN IT!" Abbacchio shouts
"This early...DARN THAT WITCH!" Narancia shouts
"It's never this early" Mista says
Outside
Ira Gamagori looked at all the students from above. Giorno, Bruno, Abbacchio, Mista, Narancia, Ryuko, and Mako looked up at him
"I am Disciplinary Chariman, Ira Gamagori. Today, you will all be going through this obstacle course to demonstrate your worth. If you do not make it past the course in the next three hours, you will be expelled" Gamagori says
"EXPELLED!" Giorno and Ryuko shout in unison
"This obstacle course is never a problem for me" Narancia says
"Same goes for me" Bruno says
"This course begins...NOW!" Gamagori shouts
"Uh...Ryuko…" Giorno says
"What?" Ryuko asks
"Where is Senketsu?" Giorno asks
"My mom is washing him right now. My dad and Mataro are bringing it to me" Mako says referring to her brother
"Do you even trust them?" Giorno asks Ryuko
"No...they're always a bunch of PEEPING TOMS!" Ryuko shouts
"Peeping Tom?" Narancia asks
"You act like you don't know what that is" Ryuko says
"I don't…is it a Tom and Jerry reference" Narancia says
"I loved that show and...NO!" Ryuko shouts
"This is Narancia. He's innocent when it comes to that stuff" Mako explains
"Oh...that makes sense" Ryuko says.
"GET MOVING!" Gamagori shouts.
"Right. AEROSMITH!" Narancia shouts. His stand comes out and it turns out to be an airplane. He rides it to Honnoji Academy
"What...GHIRGA! THAT IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS TEST!" Gamagori shouts
"Fuck you" Narancia says
"UNACCEPTABLE! YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!" Gamagori shouts
"Nothing says I can't use my stand" Narancia says. Gamagori looked angrily at him. Unawarely, Bruno used his stand to go right through the course via his zippers
"Well. Looks like we're on our own" Ryuko says as she looks at Mako, Giorno, Abbacchio, and Mista
"Alright. Let's go" Giorno says. The group goes through the obstacle course on their own
Satsuki's Room
Satsuki watched as everyone went through the course. Jakuzure, Sanageyama, and Inumuta were behind her
"Lil'Bomber" Jakuzure says
"What?" Satsuki asks
"Lil'Bomber. That's what I called Narancia's invisible airplane" Jakuzure says
"My guess is that Ghirga uses his airplane stand to fly to the top of the course. He does it every year" Inumuta says
"I see. Narancia is one of the most interesting stand users" Satsuki says
"And you still prefer Bucciarati" Sanageyama says
"Do I know that?" Satsuki asks
"Okay whatever" Sanageyama says
"Narancia has some good taste in music. Listen to this" Jakuzure says. She begins to play some music. The Torture Dance theme begins to play. Jakuzure begins to dance to this the same way Narancia would
"Oh...I see" Sanageyama says. After a couple seconds of seeing Jakuzure dancing. He begins to follow. Inumuta looks at them both and begins to join in as well. Satsuki turned around to see them all dancing. After the song plays for about fourty six seconds
"So Lady Satsuki?" Sanageyama asks
"I honestly enjoyed that. That song is interesting. Note to myself to tell Narancia that he has a nice taste in music" Satsuki says
Obstacle Course
Abbacchio, Mista, Giorno, and Mako waited for Ryuko to cross the bungee jumping obstacle. She got over to the rest of the group
"Damn it" Ryuko says
"It's fine. It took me long as well" Mista says. Ryuko gets over to everyone else
"There you go" Mako says
"God damn it. What's next" Ryuko says. The group looked over and saw a bus in the area...full of mines
"A bus…and beyond that is a mine field. How amazing" Giorno says
"That's for One Star Uniform users" Abbacchio says
"Well then" Mista says
One Minute Later
The bus began to move. Abbacchio stood in front of it. A One Star Uniform student came out
"Hey. Get out of the road" The student says
"MUDA!" Golden Experience screams as the student was knocked out
"Everyone on board" Ryuko says. She, Mako, Giorno, Abbacchio, and Mista went onto the bus
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!" Golden Experience shouts. All the students were knocked out and thrown out. Abbacchio went into the Driver's Seat
"Abbacchio. Do you know how to drive?" Ryuko asks
"One time. Me and Bucciarati hijacked a bus and rode it over the city" Abbacchio says
"Alright. Let's head out" Ryuko says. The group rode the bus over the mines. A woman breastfeeding her baby was watching
"I got a bus with no stars at the wheel. They're clearing the mines" The woman says
"Okay...FIRE AT WILL!" Gamagori shouts. The woman puts up a gun then fires at the bus
"YOU HAVE GOT TO FUCKIN KIDDING ME!" Ryuko shouts
"Okay. I got this. SEX PISTOLS!" Mista shouts. His stand starts to deflect some bullets back but there were too many
"GOLDEN EXPERIENCE!" Giorno shouts
"MOODY BLUES!" Abbacchio shouts. The two stands began to block the bullets from hitting the bus
"We can't block them all" Giorno says
"Mako…" Ryuko says. A turret came over the bus then she began to fire back
"A turret. What a good idea" Mista says. An RPG was sent towards the turret
"DUCK MAKO!" Giorno shouts. The turret went back downwh
"This bus is coming apart" Abbacchio says
"LET GO OF THE WHEEL!" Ryuko shouts
Honnoji Academy
Bruno and Narancia watched as they saw mines go off not too far below
"Damn it Narancia. Where are those two?" Bruno asks
"Probably close by...want to hear the song again?" Narancia asks
"Sure...why not?" Bruno says. Narancia got out a radio and played the Torture Dance song
Somewhere else in the academy
Ira Gamagori looked around trying to locate the source of the music
"Oh shit...IT'S MY JAM!" Gamagori shouts
Minefield
The group in the minefield tried their best to get through the whole place. The mines slowly began to get larger
"Hang tight everyone" Giorno says
"What is that song?" Mako asks
"Narancia…" Mista and Abbacchio say in unison. The largest mine went off and everyone flew into the air. Narancia and Bruno were able to see them flying as they landed not too far from them
"We...survived" Mista says
"Yeah. But...where are your dad and brother Mako?" Ryuko asks
"Oh...I don't know. Did we go through that obstacle course too fast?" Mako asks
"No you didn't" A mysterious voice says. There was girl with Senketsu on
"Ryuko…" Senketsu says
"What the…" Ryuko says
"What's she doing with Senketsu?" Mako asks
"My name is Maiko Ogure. And I knocked out those two boys and stole the kamui for myself. This power...I must have it to overthrow Satsuki Kiryuin" Ogure says
"What?" Giorno asks
"Oh really?" Bruno asks
"Really" Ogure says. Ira Gamagori came in from behind
"Is that so. Daring to overthrow Lady Satsuki. Well then…" Gamagori says. He was about to attack her
"HOLD IT!" Narancia shouts
"HOW DARE YOU GHIRGA!" Gamagori shouts
"I'm gonna help you dumbass" Narancia says. Aerosmith comes out
"What you're gonna do?" Ogure asks
"This" Narancia says. Aerosmith begins firing its bullets
"VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA!" Narancia shouts. Ogure was stripped of Senketsu and was sent flying. "Volare Via"
"Huh…" Gamagori says. Narancia grabbed Senketsu and threw it at Ryuko
"Thanks" Ryuko says. Ogure crashed back down to the ground
"Looks like she was sent flying far enough Ghirga" Gamagori says
"Well...at least she gets to see this" Narancia says
"See what?" Gamagori asks. Narancia plays his radio again and preforms the Torture Dance
"Oh...it's this song" Ryuko says. Mista watches and begins to join in as well.
"Oh. I love this dance" Mako says. She begins to join into the dance as well. Ryuko, Giorno, Bruno, and Abbacchio watched as the dance commensed.
"Okay. Do as you please Gamagori" Narancia says as the song was over
"Okay." Gamagori says. He grabs an unconscious Ogure and throws her into the sky
"Volare Via" Narancia says
"Looks like none of you are expelled from this school. You have demonstrated your skills as students here" Gamagori says
"You're welcome good sir" Giorno says
Satsuki's Room
Satsuki was curious. She began to wonder more and more about Giorno's backstory. Inumuta, Sanageyama, and Jakuzure were there with her
"Inumuta...give me a backstory on the Joestar family" Satsuki says
"It all began with Jonathan Joestar in the 1880s. He was the son of Jorge Joestar and Mary Joestar. Dio was the adoptive brother of Jonathan but betrayed and became a vampire. He was defeated but took over Jonathan's body during his hundred year slumber. In the middle of that slumber was Joseph Joestar, son of Jorge Joestar II and Elizabeth Joestar aka Lisa Lisa. He defeated the three Pillar Men that wanted the red stone of Aja to overcome sunlight and UV rays. When Dio came back was when Jotaro and the Stands first appeared. Jotaro defeated Dio in Egypt almost two months after leaving his home in Japan. Then came along Josuke Higashikata. He was the illegimate son of Joseph, and Jotaro's uncle. He helped defeat murderer Yoshikage Kira. Jotaro is known to have a daughter named Jolyne but she's way too young for anything notable to be recorded" Inumuta says
"Where does Giorno fall into all this?" Satsuki asks
"Giorno is the son of Dio" Inumuta says
"And Dio took over Jonathan's body...meaning he's a Joestar...a family said to be full of good hearted people...so that makes sense" Satsuki says
"Giorno is a good person no doubt. He definitely has a heart" Sanageyama says
"Why wonder about all that. I don't see a valid reason" Inumuta says
"Because...if Dio Brando is truly my stepfather like how my dreams say so, then I must speak to him since he would be my stepbrother" Satsuki says
"Wel...it would be a twist…" Jakuzure says
"Giorno should be up here too if that is the case. He deserves to be up here with me...but he won't do it anyway" Satsuki says
"Why?" Sanageyama asks
"He thinks of me like how Bucciarati thinks of me. So it would be pointless to get him. He would never betray the Passione Gang, much less Matoi and Mankanshoku" Satsuki says
Passione Gang Home that night
Narancia put some of croquettes on the table
"Isn't Mako's mom great. She makes some of the best croquettes in the world" Narancia says. The group looked at him
"I can agree with you there" Giorno says. The group starts to dig in but Narancia seemed defensive about his share of croquettes
"So Bucciarati. Do you think Ryuko is gonna survive all the captains?" Mista asks
"She's a capable woman. I'd be afraid if I were the Club Captains" Bruno says
"What are we gonna do in the meantime?" Mista asks
"Help her and Mako out as much as we can. We must do everything we can to make sure we stop Ragyo Kiryuin, but before we do that. We must go through Satsuki Kiryuin herself" Bruno says
"Aren't you guys gonna have the croquettes...I'll take them" Narancia says
"Narancia. We're discussing important busineas right now" Bruno says
"Oh...right" Narancia says. He starts to eat the croquettes happily
"So...do we need something to boost our chances?" Giorno asks
"Actually Giorno, we need something to boost our chances. That will be the Requiem Stand Arrow" Bruno says
"What is the Requiem Stand Arrow?" Giorno asks
"This Stand Arrow will allow Stands to evolve into a Requiem Stand" Bruno saya
"Like in Pokemon when you give Eevee one of those stones" Narancia says
"That's a good way to put it. Except...you must be worthy of the arrow. If you turn your stand into a Requiem Stand, there is a chance the stand will fully materialize and leave you" Bruno says
"Requiem Stands usually have some type of absurd ability allowing users to defeat even some of the mightiest warriors alive" Abbacchio says
"Like someone who can destroy our universe?" Mista asks
"Yes…this means Satsuki Kiryuin would be mere child's play. We need to find that arrow" Bruno says
Mako's Home
Ryuko was getting ready for bed. Senketsu was hung up on a hanger
"Hey Ryuko" Senketsu says
"What is it?" Ryuko asks
"Is it possible that Bruno Bucciarati are secretly with Satsuki Kiryuin?" Senketsu asks
"It is...but if it's about today. Then they only sided with that big brute was to save you" Ryuko says
"Hey Ryuko" Mako says as she intervined
"Hi Mako" Ryuko says
"So I know the Club Captains are going to start coming after you soon and I just wanted to say GOOD LUCK!" Mako shouts as she was being her happy and joyful self
"Thanks Mako...one step closer to finding my father's killer" Ryuko says
"Seems dark" Mako says
"It totally is" Ryuko says
Satsuki's Room
Satsuki was in her room sipping some tea. She was alone at the moment.
"A call for you" Satsuki's butler says. She picks up the phone
"Hello" Satsuki says
"Long time no see daughter" A familiar voice to Satsuki says
"Hello mother" Satsuki says referring to Ragyo Kiryuin, the one that the Passione Gang is truly after
"I heard you took that kamui after I gave orders for you to not take it" Ragyo says
"I accept full punishment" Satsuki says
"No. I'll allow it, after your victory over that Matoi girl. It would seem you are worthy of the kamui" Ragyo says
"Thank you mother" Satsuki says
"But I didn't call for that" Ragyo says
"Then what did you call for?" Satsuki asks
"I called because I want you to do something for me" Ragyo says
"I'm listening" Satsuki says
"I want you to find the Requiem Stand Arrow. If the Passione Gang finds it then it could be the end of REVOCS and Honnoji Academy" Ragyo says
"Sure thing mother. I will do us proud" Satsuki says
"Good...come visit anytime" Ragyo says. She hangs up then Satsuki stands up
"The war between me and the Passione Gang starts now. I hope Bruno Bucciarati is prepared" Satsuki says