if I can drop my whole ass life for writing stupid shit like this, I would. But I can't because I'm studying to be the best dumbass out there.

oh and I might not update for some time. cuz you know, life.

It has been three days since Izuku came home and saw his cousin passed out on the floor. It has also been three days since he learned about their parents. 'Their' being his cousin and her friends.

'you can't run around and tell people about this okay?'

Alfonso's voice echoed in his head. Who would've thought that Mun-Hee's parents owns Korea's largest support tech company? Or that Alfonso's parents were European Pro-Heroes? Or that Queenie's parents have full control over the country's business sectors and the public schools? Or that his own aunt and uncles has the finance and military departments dancing on their respective palms? Who would'a thunk? Izuku was beyond shocked. This information is mind blowing!

'-and so, to form this sentence- '

But he still doesn't know much about their quirks. Izuku sighs and ruffles his hair in frustration, earning Present Mic's attention. Whoops.

'Hey hey! If you're not going to listen, might as well step out!'

'S-sorry!'

Ah, whatever. He'll unravel the mystery soon.

It was now after class hours and Inori is sure that Izuku won't be home until the sun has set. Maybe practicing a little bit wouldn't hurt. Nodding to herself, she jumped off her bed and headed towards her study desk and pulled a piece of paper out of the drawer. It was her training plan she received from her mom.

'after all that fight, I still ended up being the puppet.'

She sighs to herself as she glanced at the paper. It was a rigorous plan and she's not sure if she'll finish it on schedule.

'after you've finished that, we're going to send you out for a little test.'

Mom's words echoed in her head. Test? What kind of fucked up shit is she going to make her do now?

'ah. Whatever.'

Inori shook her head. There's no other way around this predicament. Its either she fails this little training plan and they try setting her up with probably a decade older established Pro-Hero or she succeeds this and become the family's little Hero puppet.

'Eh? This is your training plan for the rest of the month?'

Queenie frowned as she inspects the piece of paper.

'Yeah. It's that or I get married to some Pro-Hero.'

Inori sighs as she plopped down on the couch. She's crashing over at the three's apartment to brainstorm with them on how to escape familial responsibilities without being too obvious. Currently, Mun-Hee is out on a grocery run while Alfonso was still at the university for whatever reason.

'Oh? Which Pro? I mean, EraserHead seems like a fine man.'

There it was. The teasing smile on Queenie's face.

'I mean, he sure is but you know damn well that I don't wanna get tied down. I want to explore the world and do a whole lot of stupid shit and- '

'and participate in weird sexual acts or whatever. Yeah, yeah I know.'

Mun-Hee said, cutting off Inori who was red with laughter.

'I mean- I sure do but let's keep it clean yeah?'

Queenie was still roaring with laughter as Mun-Hee shook her head. So much for a chill day.

'ah. By the way, someone from the library committee told me that there's going to be a university wide rally orchestrated by students.'

Inori tilted her head while Queenie wipes her tears away, ears wide and ready for some scoop.

'Why?'

'something trivial. The school's executives are going to add more clothing restrictions and add fancy bidets all over the campus comfort rooms.

'so? What's the problem with that?'

Queenie asks as she laid down the couch. Mun-Hee shrugs as she finished restocking the fridge.

'tuition hike.'

That made Inori and Queenie pause. Tuition hike? With how much their tuition is, it's most definitely not on par with the services provided by the university.

'What utter bullshit!'

Queenie exclaimed, fed up with the yearly tuition hike.

'that's why Alfonse is still there. He's helping with an effigy that they're going to burn at the courtyard.'

Mun-Hee responds as she sat on the couch with her two friends, legs stretched on the table.

'I don't know about you guys, but I lowkey wanna watch them burn it.'

Inori smirked at her two friends who shook their heads. And here they thought she's going to do some training.

'Well, Alfonse texted me earlier and told me that one of the effigies looks like a certain school executive but with a pig body.'

Now that got Queenie's attention. What's more fun than cutting classes? Watching the student body burn effigies of school executives while screaming 'your mom's a whore' at the school executives over and over again.

'looks like everyone is in. Alright, see you bitches at the Arts building.'

Inori giggled. This is going to be so much fun!

And so, the four of them plus Natsuo sat on the building's rooftop, watching the commotion down below as they munch on rice balls and sandwiches prepared by Mun-Hee and Inori.

'Hot damn! That exec effigy is spot-on!'

Queenie gasps as the mentioned effigy is pulled into the quad while a torchbearer ran towards it.

'Oh? Is the torchbearer the track team star? I thought she's on full scholarship?'

Natsuo asks as he bites into the meat bun he brought for the occasion. He was only told to bring food but if he knew it would be a picnic, he would've bought more. It's his turn on the credit card after all.

'Nah, they removed her from that list. I think it was about the rumors surrounding her. The one with her being an ex-gangster.'

Alfonso responds as he sips on his juice box. Inori raised an eyebrow before scoffing.

'ex? She's still a gangster. She got kicked out of the roster because an exec's kid tried to bully her, but she fought back and that's why- '

Inori's juicy explanation was cut off when Queenie stood by the railing, ignoring the safety warning plastered around.

'WE STAN YOU QUEEN!'

She hollered as her voice echoed. There were cheers from down below courtesy of their fellow students. She waved for a bit before a panicked look took over her face.

'fuck! There are crowd control police running towards this building!'

Alfonso tsked as he pulled Queenie away from the railing.

'let's pack up and eat somewhere else yeah?'

Mun-Hee nodded while Natsuo just shook his head. These people are crazy.

'Oh come on Natsu-boy. Live a little.'

Inori smirked as she drags him towards Alfonso while Queenie busied herself with barricading the lone door to the roof.

'wait wait wait! Are we all gonna slide down that pipe?! Like all the way down?'

Natsuo freaks out as Alfonso jumps off the roof.

'No silly! We're going to parkour our way down!'

Inori smiles. Its is by far, the craziest shenanigan he has ever been on thanks to Inori and her friends.

'i-is there a safer way down?'

He hesitated. Mun-Hee sighs and hand him a- was that a gun?!

'what the hell?! A gun!?'

Queenie and Mun-Hee ignored him as the two jumped off with the picnic basket and followed Alfonso's lead. Now it's just him and Inori that's on the roof.

'That's a grappling gun. Here. I'll use it.'

Inori took the grappling gun from his hand and wrapped an arm around his waist.

'we jump after three okay?'

'wait- '

Inori tightened her hold on Natsuo's waist who froze the second she stepped nearer the ledge.

'three!'

'Oh my fuck- '

If someone asked Natsuo if he screamed all the way down while clinging on Inori like a baby, he would deny it and say it was Inori who was screaming while clinging onto him.

I've been thirsting for Aizawa lately and I can't explain why.

Now, I know it's weird that Inori is always at home even though she's got university and I have an answer. She doesn't go to class unless it's the first day, exam day, or when there's a term paper to pass. Well, sometimes she just emails the papers or would just ask someone to pass it for her. Is she lazy? hell yeah. Does she care if she failed? Hell no. She's just at univ to piss off her mom and to waste money. Maybe to hang out with friends but mostly to annoy the mother.

Replies:

xmity: I am happy to inform you that she did! she squeaked like a doggy chew toy! (sorry I cant put spaces on your username it would only leave the y and :'( y'know?)

darkpaladin89: (damn. I wish I'm on the same level but on dumbassery.) lmao a good thing Izu's auntie and Mr. Inferiority Complex are 'best buds' huh ;^ )

bigrig56: lol they're pretty disgusting ngl