This isn't really all that cracky. I just have no idea where it's going, you know? Also, pretty much everyone is OOC.
"Tsuna-chan!"
The Shifty Mist is a place where many adventurers can pick up jobs and turn in bounties. A large trading station for the unfortunate, it is run by the powerful and eccentric Kawahira.
The hailed looked up from her mead and stood. The old wizard had flounced his way through the crowd, followed by a nervous young maiden.
"What is it, ?" The young summoner looked his companion up and down. She was small, no muscle, and had long black hair. She looked nervous.
"This, my dear Tsuna-chan, is your new friend! Lambo-chan, say hi!" The maiden blushed and stared at the floor.
Tsuna leaned forward to nudge her "new friend's" chin up with a smile. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Lambo. Does that mean you want to travel with me?"
Tsuna POV
"You ready to go Miss Lambo?" I asked. I was surprised when told me to take her with me. With my dragons, I don't really travel with people. They can cause a lot of damage in a small amount of time. I feel there is something really important about Miss Lambo if he sent her off with me.
"Yes…" She's very quiet. I sigh. She's as quiet as I used to be.
"So!" I cast about for a subject. "Can you fight?" wouldn't have sent her off with me if she couldn't hold her own, right?
And once again, she's blushing. We're only a few hundred yards away from the Shifty Mist! Yeesh.
"Um, I can use magic… Storms... and things…"
"Yeah? There's not many wizards around nowadays! That's pretty cool! What else?" I encourage.
She reaches into a hidden pocket and… pulls out a gun? What? She doesn't seem the type!
Lambo POV
Ah, great. When Kawahira said he was going to help me escape my father, I had no idea that I was going to have to dress like a girl. Grow out the hair, stick me in a dress, and with my fine features I apparently make the perfect girl. And he put me with a lady who wears practically nothing! I get that it's armor, but really? What is with women's armor? I'm just happy I'm fully covered…
"It fires my magic." I continue.
"That's pretty cool!" Ditz… "So! I'm a dragon master!" Wait what? "What we need to do is recruit people for our group!" What? "We're gonna go to the Bovino Kingdom to get some people!" WHAT!
"NO!" the screech sent birds flying.
2nd person POV
Tsuna froze. Lambo was panting from her sudden outburst and looked halfway terrified. She took a deep breath to compose herself.
"No, we can't go to the Bovino Kingdom. The king is a tyrant who never lets anyone leave who lives there. If anyone finds out that you are a dragon master or the like, the only way for you to leave would be to die. Let's start somewhere else, please."
So she does have a backbone… Tsuna thought.
"Alright," Tsuna nodded. "We'll go to Giglio Nero Village instead."