I do apologize for the late V-day special part 1. I was stressing out over stupid things that ultimately worked out in the end. I'm stupid. I know.

The second V-day special will most likely be late too since I will be busy with stuff soon and by soon, I mean tomorrow.

I hope ya'll enjoy this hot garbage.

As the pitter patter of rain blended with the soft music playing in her room, Inori couldn't help but sigh as she lay in bed, her mind wandering off to dreamland once again. Man, staying at her grandma's house is sucking the fun out of her. There is no wi-fi connection nor is there a signal for her phone. Damned trees. Inori heaved another sigh as she turned to her side, eyes wandering around her dark room. She can't play video games; her games need internet. She can't browse and send dank memes; there is no internet. What a predicament she is in.

'I wanna go back to auntie!'

She moaned into her pillow melodramatically as she sobbed sadly to herself. At least auntie lets her hang out with her friends past ten in the evening and wouldn't nag her in the morning. Izuku sure is lucky. With his loving mom, there is literally nothing else to ask for. Well, maybe a dad but who cares about that? Auntie raised him good and that's enough.

'ah, whatever. Time to sleep.'

Inori whispers to herself as she closed her eyes, sending her wishes to the stars behind the rain clouds as she slowly fell asleep.

'-for the test, I want you to go take the hero licensure exam.'

Inori stared at mother long and hard. Is she serious? Hero licensure exam? In this month?

'you do know they have a schedule for that, right?'

There was a brief silence. Grandma and mother looked at each other, a blank disbelieving look on their faces as her uncles laughed loudly in the background.

's-since when?!'

Mother shouted, half embarrassed from her little mistake.

'since I was in middle school. I thought you knew?'

If mother doesn't know about the schedule for the licensure exam, then this means Inori can go back to her normal university life with her friends. How nice! Fate truly works in mysterious ways. There was more confused chatter between mother and grandma as her uncles left the room one by one, having their full of the funny conversation between the three females.

'welp, better luck next time. I gotta go back to school my attendance is suffering.'

And with that, Inori got her old life back albeit a little anti-climactic.

'what's up mother truckers!'

Inori screamed as she kicked down the three's apartment door.

'watch your fucking words! This is a no bad word household!'

Mun-Hee shouted back; feet propped up on the coffee table.

'mother truckers?! That hurts like a butt cheek on a stick!'

Queenie said, a fake pout on her face. Alfonso shook his head as he wiped the spilled milk from the counter.

'whoops.'

Inori shrugged nonchalantly before tossing Mun-Hee a bottle, filled with glowing liquid.

'serum delivery! Now pay up!'

Inori said as she plopped down beside Mun-Hee who grumbled at her but placed a couple of scrunched up paper bills from her pocket.

'you got your money, now get out. Todobroki is looking for you and he is foaming in the mouth.'

Mun-Hee said, slyly looking at Inori who sighed before standing up from the couch.

'why is he so obsessed with me?'

Inori said, fake annoyance on her face. Queenie squealed, rambling on and on about her OTP as she shook Alfonso who was slowly turning green while Mun-Hee made a gagging sound before throwing a throw pillow at Inori.

'get out of our home and go to your boo.'

Mun-Hee teased as Inori walked out of their home, her middle finger raised as a form of goodbye.

'-razy! Where have you been?!'

Natsuo nagged as he shook her hard, his grip tight on her arms.

'if you don't stop shaking me, I'm gonna- '

Inori's breakfast came out of her mouth and onto Natsuo's jeans and shoes. There was a brief silence between them before Inori wailed an apology while Natsuo was juggling wiping off the puke on him and making Inori stop apologizing.

'-so sorry! Oh my god- '

'-alright! These are old anyways please don't cry- '

The two of them stayed like that until they broke out in a laugh before Inori followed Natsuo to the men's restroom, diligently waiting outside for him to finish cleaning off her breakfast.

'Waah! I'm so sorry Natsu-boy! Even though it's your fault because you've been shaking me hard.'

Inori said, their arms tangled together as they walked around the nearby park, once again cutting classes.

'you can't blame me for being worried! You've been missing for days! No calls, no texts, no memes on your social medias, nothing!'

Natsuo said as he pinched her cheek with his free hand. Inori slaps it away laughing.

'you've been stalking my social media accounts? Wow, didn't know I had that kind of effect on you.'

Inori laughed as she poked his cheek with her free hand. Natsuo slaps it away with a chuckle.

'what can I say, I've never met a weird little noodle like you before.'

He shrugs nonchalantly which earned him a nudge from Inori.

'little? Excuse you, I'm older than you.'

Inori glares at him playfully as she looked up at him. Natsuo smiled at her boyishly, his face being highlighted by the sun in a weird way that made Inori appreciate his beauty.

'you sure are older but I'm taller so I can call you little noodle.'

Natsuo's beautiful visage shattered in Inori's eyes as he teased her about her height. She slapped his stomach which made Natsuo double over, his hands clutching his stomach.

'damn, you hit hard!'

Natsuo wheezed out as Inori laughs in his face, the two of them no longer tangled around each other.

'Today sure is a great day.'

Inori thought to herself as she once again looped her arms around Natsuo's while they continue to walk around the park, their afternoon classes forgotten.

'I'm home!'

Inori hollered as she entered the Midoriya household. Auntie greeted her as the older woman messed around the kitchen, preparing for dinner.

'How's mom?'

Auntie asked her as Inori plopped down the couch.

'same old hermit. She gave me a brain booster, whatever that meant.'

Auntie sighed and shook her head; fully aware how weird mom is.

'same old hermit huh? Heh. Well, what about big sister?'

She chuckled as Inori let out a tired groan at the mention of her mother.

'same old meanie. Made me spar with uncles all day long.'

Auntie was suddenly all over her, checking for cuts and bruises from the spars, fully aware how rough those males play.

'I'm good auntie no need to worry- '

'big sister Inorin?!'

Izuku stared at Inori and his mom before charging at her.

'I missed you!'

He shouted through tears, a tight hug around Inori. It was a tear-jerking reunion. Mostly because of the burnt dinner but tear-jerking, nonetheless.

Bonus Round!
Valentine's Day Special [Gift 1]

After months of preparing, the stage is finally complete and the only one missing is the protagonist. Now, this might seem excessive for a mere Valentine's day gift but Inori isn't keen on giving the love of her life a shitty gift. He deserves the best the world could offer! He's oh so nice and oh so perfect! Not to mention had the same shitty childhood as her! Truly, they're perfect for each other!

'what if he doesn't like your gift?'

Inori heard Mun-Hee as they prepare the surgical equipment they're going to use.

'then he's next.'

Inori shrugged as she continued to clean the apparatus, a little hurt at Mun-Hee's question. Why is she even friends with a pessimistic asshat like her anyways?

'you're literally going to kill his dad.'

Ah right. She's the only voice of reason in their quartet.

'so?'

She can feel Mun-Hee's incredulous stare at the back of her head as Alfonso and Queenie wheeled in a drugged-up Endeavor. He was strapped on gurney, quirk suppressors on his wrists and ankles.

'are you ready?! I know I am! Oh, I'm so excited! Finally! An actual human dissection!'

Queenie squealed as she grabbed a pair of gloves from the disposable gloves box. Alfonso shook his head in amusement as he wore a surgical mask.

'am I the only sane person in this damned room?'

Mun-Hee asked as she watch her friends talk with each other animatedly about dissecting an actual living human.

'no because if you were sane, you would've called the cops on us now.'

Alfonso cheekily replied as he tossed her a pair of latex gloves and surgical mask.

'you're the one who suggested this in the first place.'

Inori stated, a smug smile on her face.

'alright, alright fine. We're all fucked up. Now, can we just get on with it?'

Mun-Hee said as she rolled her eyes. This was going to be a one hell of a night that's for sure.

It was now past eleven in the evening and she sat alone in the local park's swing set as she waits for the love of her life. As Inori fixed the red glittery ribbon on the box, she heard Natsuo called out to her.

'Is that for me?! And I thought the little poem you wrote for me was the gift!'

His eyes lighted up as Inori handed him the box. It wasn't heavy as one would expect but rattles the same when shaken.

'don't shake it too hard, you don't want your gift to be ruined, don't you?'

Inori stared at Natsuo's face lovingly as he pulled the ribbon from the box. As he opened the box, his eyes widened.

'i-is this an actual human heart?!'

His expression turned from giddy to horrified and Inori loved it.

'yes! I figured cartoonish chocolate hearts wouldn't be able to describe my love for you, so I got you an actual human heart!'

She smiled at Natsuo sweetly who sat there, shocked with what he had received. He was brought back to his senses when his phone rang. It was his sister.

'yes?'

Natsuo answered, eyes lingering on the bloody heart in the box. His sister called to inform him that their dad was found dead on the front door, all bloody and missing some parts. It was gruesome and Natsuo could only guess who did it. He let his phone fall from his hands as he averted his gaze from the heart and towards Inori who was still smiling oh so sweetly.

'what? Don't you like your gift?'

There was a hint of teasing in her voice, her sweet smile slowly turning into a smirk.

'like?'

He stood up from his swing and marched towards Inori.

'Like? You're stupid if you think that I liked your gift!'

He grabbed her forearms harshly, forcing her to stand up.

'I love it! I love it you silly goose!'

He hugged her tightly which she returned. Inori sighs and signaled to her friends that there is no need for another body bag.

'happy Valentine's Day. I love you.'

Inori whispered to Natsuo who buried his face into her hair before responding.

'I love you too.'

The hug tightened as Inori hears him whisper the same words repeatedly, like a mantra. The two spent the whole evening under the stars, hands intertwined together.

I've always wanted to try writing shit like that ngl.

Replies:

Littlecosma001: Bakubrat saw her once and deemed her irrelevant since she doesn't look special back then so he forgot about her.

Mother is a huge bitch because she's a hard flexer and an elitist asshat who most likely spits on the poor in her free time.

Inori's dad is living in a different prefecture, managing their farms. what kind of farms? lots. There are rice fields, orchards, animals, the whole shebang.

hell yeah! an arranged quirk marriage to strengthen the Todoroki-Midorima friendship. Cool shit.

with her quirk, she can basically bring forth doomsday with the phrase part while the lucky part is just her dodging bad vibes coming her way. The lucky dodging part is just a fucked up ESP shit while the phrase one is her manipulating probability to her liking and the only thing that stops her from ending the world is her desire to be a normal citizen of the country. She can be a big time villain and that option is still on the table. Overpowered. I know. I haven't thought of how OP probability manipulation is tbh and the no blinking drawback is mankind's only salvation when Inori snaps.