Episode 1: Not So Happy Campers, Part 1
"Yo, we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality television shows at this very moment. 24 campers signed up to spend 8 weeks here at this old summer camp. Every few days they will face challenges with the winners earning a reward and the loser having to send one of their own to walk the dock of shame to the loser boat and leave the island never to return."
Chris walks over to the campfire pit and continues his speech, "Their fate will be decided here at a dramatic campfire ceremony, all but one of the campers will receive a marshmallow and the one who doesn't will be the one who goes home. In the end, only one will remain and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame."
Chris pulls out a case and opens it revealing a bunch of money, "Along with a small fortune of $100 000, which they will likely burn through in a week."
Chris closes the case, "To survive they will have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, each other," he says smiling.
"Every moment will be caught on hundreds of cameras placed all around the island, who will crumble under pressure, will any relationships between campers form, and who will ultimately win it all, find out here at this moment on Total... Drama... Island!"
*cue theme song*
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island!" Chris announced. "Alright, it's time to meet our first twelve campers! We told them that they'd all be staying at this five-star resort, so if they seem a little T-O'ed, that's probably why.
The first camper to arrive was a short and nerdy-looking girl. She has brown hair tied in a ponytail and braces within her teeth. She wore a green shirt and an olive vest that had pins on it, as well as pink pants.
"Beth, what's up?" Chris said. Beth ran over and hugged Chris.
"It's so incredulous to meet you!" she said, letting go of Chris. "Wow, you're much shorter in real life." She waved at the camera.
"Uh, thanks," Chris said.
The next camper to arrive was a tall male with tan skin. He was wearing a white skull cap, and a shirt with a D on it, and grey shorts.
"DJ!" Chris called.
"Yo, Chris McLean! How's it going?" he replied as he high-fived the host. "Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?" he questioned.
"Yo, dawg, this is it! Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris replied.
DJ continued walking down the dock. "Hmm, looked a lot different on the application form." He muttered.
The next camper to arrive was a pale-looking girl. She was a Goth, ranging from the black hair with teal streaks to the dark-colored clothes.
"Hey Gwen," Chris said. Gwen walked over to him.
"You mean we're staying here?" she asked.
"Nope, you're staying here!" Chris replied. "My crib is an airstream with A/C, that way!"
"I did not sign up for this." Gwen irritably told the host.
"Actually, you did." Chris held up her contract.
Gwen immediately took the papers, tore them, and dropped them into the lake.
"The great thing about lawyers is," Chris said, "they make lots of copies." He held up another contract similar to the one she just tore.
"I am not staying here," Gwen replied.
"Cool," he said. "I hope you can swim, though. Because your ride just left." The white boat that brought Gwen to the island was seen leaving.
"Jerk!" she grumbled.
The next camper was seen dancing on his boat. He had blonde hair, wore a green cowboy hat, a pink vest, and some blue shorts.
"Chris McLean!" He shouted. "What's up, man? It's an honor to meet you man!" he said as he fist-bumped the host.
"The Geoff-ster! Welcome to the island man!" Chris said.
"Thanks, man."
"If they say 'man' one more time, I'm gonna puke," Gwen said.
The next contestant arrived.
"Everybody," Chris said, "this is Lindsay!
Lindsay was a girl with long blonde hair. She wore a blue bandana, a brown shirt, an orange skirt, and cowgirl boots to complete the outfit.
"Not too shabby," Chris stated.
"Hiiii," she purred. "Okay, you look so familiar." She pointed at the host.
"I'm Chris McLean." When she did not get it, he continued, "The host of the show."
"Oh, that's where I know you from!" she replied.
"Uh, yeah," Chris replied.
The next camper arrived. She has back hair and is wearing a red top and green shorts. She took off her sunglasses and glared at her surroundings.
"Heather," Chris said. She just walked by the host as if he wasn't there.
"Hi!" Beth said, running up to her. "Looks like we're your new friends, for the next eight weeks! As she said this, her spit got on Heather, who reacted in disgust.
Punk music played as the next camper arrived. His black hair was fixed in a green Mohawk, he had multiple piercings on his face, and he was also wearing a black skull t-shirt, blue pants, and a spiked collar.
"Duncan! Dude," Chris greeted.
"I don't like surprises." He said in reply.
"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man," Chris said. "He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you returned to juvie."
"Okay then." He said. He walked by Heather. "Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous.
"Drop dead, you skeeze!" she replied. "I'm calling my parents!" she shouted. "You cannot make me stay here!"
Chris held up Heather's contract and smiled.
Everyone saw the next contestant arrive. He was on water skis attached to his boat. He has brown hair, was wearing a red headband with a red tracksuit to match.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler!"
Tyler waved, but then he suddenly slipped from his skis and rolled on the water until he hit the dock. He was sent flying and hit the luggage.
"Oooh!" Most of the campers winced.
One suitcase was sent flying into the water, dousing Heather. "Ugh, my shoes!" she shouted.
"Wicked wipe-out man!" Chris called.
Tyler was able to raise his arm and give a thumbs up to signify that he was okay.
Chris didn't notice the next arrival until he exhaled, catching his attention. He has auburn hair and freckles, was wearing glasses, some green pants, and a t-shirt with a picture of a hamburger on it.
"Welcome to camp, Harold," Chris said.
Harold looked around. "What's he looking at?" Beth asked.
"So, you mean that this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Harold asked.
"You got it," Chris replied.
"Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills," he said.
"Contestant number nine is Trent!" Chris announced.
"Hey, good to meet you, man," Trent said. "Saw you on that figure skating show, nice work."
"Hey, thanks, man," Chris said. "I knew I rocked that show!"
"I saw that!" Beth said. "One of the guys dropped his partner on her head. So they got immunity that week."
"Lucky," Harold replied. "I hope I get dropped on my head."
"Me too!" Lindsay said, not knowing what she was agreeing to.
"So this is it?" Trent asked as he looked at the nine campers and one intern standing on the dock. "Alrighty then."
Trent walked over to Gwen and smiled at her. She looked away at first, but then she smiled back.
The next camper to arrive was carrying a surfboard. She was wearing a blue hoodie, some light blue shorts, and her blonde hair was tied in a ponytail.
"Hey, what's up?" she asked.
"Alright," Chris said, "our surfer chick, Bridgette, is here!"
"Nice board," Duncan said sarcastically, "This ain't Malibu, honey."
"I thought we were going to be on a beach." She defended.
"We are!" Chris said as he showed the beach, which was littered with junk. A seagull with a net wrapped around its neck was carried off by a wave.
Bridgette sighed. "Great."
"That makes..." Chris continued, but he was cut off when Bridgette accidentally hit him with her surfboard. "Ow, darn it, that hurts!"
Bridgette walked over to the other campers. "Hey guys," she greeted.
Geoff waved. "Hi, I'm Geoff." He said.
"What's up?" she said, waving around her board in the process; the other guys ducked to avoid it.
"Dang, watch the board man!" Harold said.
"Hi, I'm Beth!" Beth said.
"Hey," said Bridgette, the guys ducked as she swung her surfboard again.
"Okay, we've all met surfer girl," Heather said, "can we get on with the show please?"
"Someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning," Duncan commented.
"Get bent," Heather replied.
The next camper to arrive had brown skin and hair. He also wore a red sweater vest over his blue shirt and green pants.
"Our..." Chris said, trying to regain his composure, "next camper is Noah!"
"You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?" he asked.
"I'm sure someone did," Chris said.
"Good. Is this where we're staying?"
"No, it's your mother's house," Duncan replied, "and we're throwing a party.
"Cute, nice piercings are original, do them yourself?" Noah asked sarcastically.
"Yeah, you want one?" Duncan asked with a threat, holding Noah's lip.
"Ugh, uh no thanks, can I have my lip back please?" Duncan let go. "Thanks."
The next camper to arrive has dark brown skin and her black hair was tied in a ponytail. She wore a yellow shirt with kumquats on it as well as blue shorts and gold hoop earrings.
"What's up y'all? Leshawna's in the house!" she said. Harold gasped at the sight of her.
"Yo baby, how you doin'? How's it going?" she said as she stepped on the dock and high-fived the host. "Feel free to quit now and save yourselves the trouble 'cause, I came to win!" she declared as she walked toward the other campers.
"Oh what's up my brother?" she said as she high-fived DJ. "Give me some sugar baby!"
Harold looked at Leshawna. "I've never seen a girl like you in real life before." He said.
"Excuse me?" she replied.
"You're real big and loud," Harold replied.
"What did you say to me?!" she said angrily. "Oh no, you didn't! You have not seen anything yet! I'll show you 'BIG' baby!" She attempted to attack Harold, but DJ and Bridgette held her back. "Oh yeah! You want some of this? Well come on then!" she shouted.
"Alright campers, settle down!" Chris ordered.
Leshawna glared at Harold. He replied with a sheepish smile.
The next boat dropped off two campers. One was tall, had brown skin, had her black hair in pigtails, and wore a zebra-stripe top with pink shorts. The other one looked just like the first, except she was short, pudgy, and had white skin.
"Ladies," Chris said, "Sadie," he gestured at the short girl, "Katie," he gestured at the tall girl. "Welcome to your new home for eight weeks!" Both girls stared at the crummy summer camp.
"Oh my gosh," Katie exclaimed, "Sadie, look, it's a summer camp!"
"Okay, I always wanted to go to a summer camp. Eeee!" Both girls ran towards the dock.
Chris scratched his head in confusion.
The next camper to arrive was a boy with brown hair that was covered by his blue toque. He also wore an olive green hoodie and blue pants.
"Ezekiel!" Chris greeted. "What's up, man?"
Ezekiel looked up. "I think I see a bird." He replied. Trent snickered.
"Okay, look dude," Chris said, "I know you don't get out much. Been homeschooled your whole life? Raised by freaky prairie people? Just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay?"
"Yes sir," Ezekiel replied.
"That's just...wow," Gwen commented.
The next arrival was a brown-haired boy. He wore a yellow shirt and pants.
"Cody," Chris introduced, "the Codester! The Codemeister!"
"Dude, psyched to be here man!" Cody said as he walked with a strut towards the other campers, in particular the girls. "I see the ladies have already arrived! Alright!"
Cody attempted to say something to Leshawna, but she immediately said, "Save it, short stuff."
The next camper to arrive was a female fitness buff. She wore a blue tank top and blue shorts. Her black hair was tied in a ponytail.
"Eva, nice." Chris introduced. "Glad you can make it."
Cody attempted to high-five Eva, but she just dropped her large bag on his foot.
"Ow," Cody said. "What's in there? Dumbbells?"
"Yes," she replied.
"She's all yours, man," Duncan said to DJ.
The next camper suddenly cried, "Woohoo!" He was a blonde male who wore a white shirt with a blue maple leaf on it as well as green shorts. He was quite obese. "Chris, what's happening? This is awesome!" he exclaimed. "Woohoo!"
"Owen! Welcome!" Chris greeted.
Owen grabbed Chris and pulled him in a bear hug. "Awesome to be here man! Yeah!" he screamed. "Man. Is it just so..."
"Awesome?" Gwen answered.
"Yes! Awesome!" Owen replied. "Woo! Are you gonna be on my team?" he asked Gwen.
"Oh, I sure hope so." She replied. Owen cheered.
"You about finished?" Chris asked Owen. The chubby teen let go. "Sorry dude, I'm just so psyched!" he said.
"Cool," Chris said, "and here comes Courtney!"
Courtney was a neat-looking girl. She has brown skin, brown hair, and wore a grey blouse and green pants. Chris helped her off the boat.
"Thank you." She said. "Hi! You must be the other contestants."
"It's really nice to meet you all." She said. Owen shook her hand. "How's it going? I'm Owen." He introduced.
"Nice to meet you Ow...wow!"
What caught Courtney's attention was the next camper. He was quite handsome, has brown hair and tan skin, and wore a green shirt and pants.
Most of the girls (and Owen) swooned at the sight of him.
The handsome male stepped on the dock. "This," Chris introduced, "is Justin! Welcome to Total Drama Island!" Justin fist-bumped the host.
"Thanks, Chris," he said, "this is great!"
"Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks," Chris informed him.
"I can deal with that." He replied.
"I like your pants," Owen said. "Thanks, man," Justin replied. Owen continued, "'Cause mine look like they're all worn out. Did you buy them like that?"
"Uh, no," he replied. "Just had them for a while.
"Oh, cool!" Owen said, then he turned around and facepalmed. "Stupid!" he said to himself.
The next camper to arrive has orange hair. She also wore a green tank top and a green skirt.
"Hey everyone," Chris introduced. "Izzy!"
"Hi Chris," she said. "Hi! Hi!" She ran to get off the boat, but she fell and banged her chin on the dock and landed in the water.
"Ooh, that was bad!" Tyler said. He chuckled.
"Guys," Courtney said as she ran to help Izzy, "she could be seriously hurt." Courtney helped Izzy back up, but then Izzy shook off the water like a dog.
"That felt, so good!" she said. "Except for hitting my chin. This is summer camp? That is so cool. Do you have paper-mâché here? Are we having lunch soon?"
"That is a good call!" Owen said.
Up next is are another two people. One of them is a girl with dark brown hair tied up in a bun. She wore a white shirt with a SpongeBob print on it, a moss green hooded jacket, black leggings, and black high lace boots. The other is a boy with black hair under a black fedora. He wore a white shirt, black vest, black pants, and black Converse sneakers.
"Alright, another two peas in a pod, and this time, it's fraternal twins Simone and Jax!" Chris introduced.
"Thanks for having us, bruh, and thanks for lying about the location of our stay," Jax thanked sarcastically.
Simone walked over to the other campers.
"You guys must be the other contestants," Simone said.
"Of course. Really nice to meet you," Courtney greeted.
"Nice to meet you... what's your name?"
"Courtney."
"I'm Simone and this is my brother Jax."
"Hey," Jackson greeted.
He noticed that Simone was blushing at DJ.
"'Sup? I'm DJ," the green-shirted teen smiled at Simone.
"Oh, hi. I'm Simone, and that's my brother Jackson," Simone beamed as Jax smirked at her. "Bro, what?"
"Someone's already got their summer crush," Jax teased.
"Oh, stop."
The last one to arrive is another girl with brown hair adorned by a white-and-blue-striped headscarf with a ship's wheel motif. She was also wearing a white-and-blue-striped tank top, a white sleeveless button-less vest, a navy blue skirt, red low-cut heels, red belt, white bracelet with gold buckle, and silver hoop earrings with blue-and-white-striped bows.
"And here's the last contestant, the daughter of a friend of mine, Andi," Chris announced
"Hey everybody!" Andi waved at the other 24 teens and they waved back.
Andi then angrily approached Chris, "Uncle Chris, you told me that we're all gonna be in a 5-star resort, like what those application forms said."
"Yeah. About that, I lied. This is it! Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris exclaimed.
Andi sighed in exasperation as she went over to the other 23 teens.
"Alright, now everyone, gather round; we need a group photo for the promos! Everyone to the end of the dock!"
All 25 teens all get into a pose as Chris hops onto the deck of Andi's boat, camera in hand. Simone sat beside Courtney, Jackson stood beside DJ, and Andi stood beside Heather.
"One... two... three! Oops, forgot the lens cap!" Chris removes it and continues, "Okay, hold that pose... one... two- oh no wait! Card's full! Hang on!"
Leshawna demanded Chris to start taking the photo, "Come on man, my face is starting to freeze!"
Chris realizes that there is enough space for another photo as he triumphantly declares, "Got it! Okay! Everyone, say 'Wawanakwa!'"
As they all say 'Wawanakwa', the dock underneath them started to break due to their combined weight and they all fell into the water below.
"Okay, guys. Dry off and meet at the campfire pit at 10," Chris said.
The campers swam to shore to dry themselves up. Soon after, they were now by the campfire pit.
"This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next 8 weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even friends, ya dig?" Chris asked. "The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000," Chris said.
"Excuse me. What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her," Duncan said, pointing at Heather.
"They're not co-ed, are they?" Heather asked.
"No. Girls get one side of the cabin and dudes get the other," Chris said.
"Excuse me, Kyle. Can I have the cabin with the lake view, since I'm the prettiest?" Lindsay asked.
"Okay, you are. But that's not really how it works and it's Chris," Chris said.
"I have to live with Sadie, or I'll die," Katie said as she and Sadie held hands together.
"And I'll break out in hives. It's true," Sadie said.
"This cannot be happening," Gwen said.
"Oh, come on, guys. It'll be fun. It's like a big sleepover," Owen said, bringing in Tyler and Gwen into a hug.
"At least you don't have to sleep next to him," Tyler said, nodding over to Duncan, who was giving a poor deer a noogie.
"Here's the deal, we're gonna split you up into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand right over there. Andi, Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Katie, Jax, Owen, Leshawna, Justin and Noah, from this moment on, you are officially known as 'The Screaming Gophers'," Chris said.
"Yeah, I'm a gopher. Woo!" Owen said.
"Wait, what about Sadie?" Katie said.
"The rest of you, over there. Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Simone, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold. Move! Move! Move! Move!" Chris said.
"But Katie's a gopher. I have to be a gopher!" Sadie whined.
"Sadie, is it? Come on, it'll be okay," Courtney said.
"This is so unfair! I'll miss you, Katie!" Sadie exclaimed as Courtney was pulling her away.
"I'll miss you, too!" Katie exclaimed in equal sadness.
"Hey, Simone, you coming?" Courtney asked.
"I'll be right there. Lemme talk to Jackson right quick," Simone said as she turned over to Jax. "So, looks like the two of us are on different teams."
"Guess so; may the best twin win," Jackson smirked as he and Simone shook hands.
"May the best twin win."
"You guys will officially be known as 'The Killer Bass'," Chris said.
"It's awesome. It's like... amazing," Harold said.
"Alright, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition," Chris said.
CONFESSIONAL TIME
CHRIS
"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off you're chest."
GWEN
"Um, okay. So far this sucks."
SIMONE
"Well, a lot's happening, right now. Jax and I are split into two teams but on the plus side, I'm on the same team with my bestie. You know, maybe he's right... I am kinda crushing on DJ... a lot! I better let someone else have a turn with the confessional. I sometimes speak way too much."
LINDSAY
*standing and with her back facing the camera* "I don't get it, where's the camera guy?"
LOON
*It is seen applying lipstick on itself. It suddenly realizes it's on camera.*
OWEN
"Hey everyone, check this out. I have something very important to say." *breaks wind, then chuckles*
JAX
"Well, not to happy about the location, but I guess this isn't too bad either. Should've brought a mini-fridge, even though Simone and I didn't bring any cold snacks and drinks. To be honest, I was hoping Simone and I could be on the same team, that way, we could keep an eye on each other... okay, so I can keep an eye on her. Simone's been having trouble with her emotions ever since our parents' divorce ten years ago. I mean, she's been getting better through music, but sometimes, I still worry about her, you know. Hopefully, she'll be fine since she has her best friend, Courtney."
ANDI
"*sigh* There goes my time hanging out with my friends back home. Guys, if you're watching this, I'm telling you that I swear I thought the setting would be in a 5-star resort like I was expecting."
END CONFESSIONAL
"Alright, any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins." Chris said. "Gophers, you're in the east cabins. Bass, you're in the west."
Heather, Gwen, and Andi entered their side (the right side) of the Gophers' cabin.
"Bunk beds? Isn't this a little... Summer camp?" Heather asked.
"That's the idea, genius," Gwen said as she brushes past Heather.
Heather scoffed, "Shut up, weird goth girl."
"You're so smart. I feel that," Cody said as he approached Gwen.
"Shouldn't you be on the boy's side?" she asked. And with that, Gwen threw Cody outside just as Leshawna was about to enter.
"Nice throw," Andi commented.
"Thanks. I'm Gwen, by the way," Gwen introduced herself.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Andrea, but you can call me 'Andi'."
As some of us Gophers went outside after packing, Lindsay asked Chris, "Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron."
Chris replied, "There are some in the communal bathrooms, just across the way!"
The communal bathrooms are, in fact, a nasty old building that no one hasn't cleaned for days.
Lindsay, puzzled, responded, "Communal bathrooms? But I'm not Catholic?"
"Not 'communion', 'communal'."
"It means we shower together," Gwen brought it out as she sat down the steps. Hearing this made Lindsay surprised.
"Idiot," Gwen muttered.
Lindsay complained, "Aw, no! C'mon!"
On the left side of the cabin, three of the Gopher boys: Jax, Trent, Noah, and Owen, stick their heads out of the door to look at the commotion.
Owen spoke first, "I'm glad we're in our cabin with just guys, you know what I mean?"
Jax, Noah, and Trent narrowed their eyes at him before head back into their room.
Owen realized what he just said as he tried to rephrase it, "I mean, no, I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks! I just don't wanna sleep near 'em! I mean-!"
"Excuse me, Chris? Is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?" Geoff asked from the Bass cabin.
"You're all 16 years old. As old as a counselor-in-training at a regular summer camp. So, other than myself, you all will be unsupervised. You have half an hour to unpack and meet me back in the main lodge. Starting now." Chris said.
"Nice."
Just then, we heard a scream that came from the Gophers cabin.
We all check to see what it was.
"Man, that white girl can scream," Leshawna muttered.
"What is it? Kill it! Kill it!" Lindsay shook with fear. She was standing on a round wooden stool and a cockroach was roaming around the floor.
DJ gasped and screamed as he landed on one of the bunk beds.
"That was my bed," Gwen said.
Everyone was either trying to kill the cockroach or getting on the beds. At that Duncan came in with an ax and sliced it in half.
"Well, that's one way to kill a cockroach," Gwen said.
"Awesome," Harold said.
"If you ever see that again, just let me know. 'Cause, you know, I can do that too." Tyler said and Lindsay was looking at him lovey-dovey like.
'Hmm... I guess girls like Lindsay go for guys like Tyler,' Andi thought.
"Hmm... they always go for the jocks," Duncan mused.
A while later, the campers were by the main lodge. They were all lined up for food and the one serving it is a bald, brown-skinned man wearing a chef's hat, a yellow shirt, green pants, and a white apron. His name is Chef Hatchet.
"Listen, up! I serve it three times a day, and you will eat it three times a day. Get your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down, now!" Chef said.
Andi and Simone were standing behind to Beth, who asked, "Excuse me, will we be getting all the major food groups?"
"Yeah, I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar," Harold said.
"You'll get a whole lot of shut the heck up!" Chef exclaimed as Harold ran away. Andi and Simone quietly grabbed their trays and sat down.
Owen said to Noah, "Have a cow."
Chef overheard the conversation and startled them, "What was that?"
He beckoned Owen to approach him, "Come closer, fat boy, I didn't hear you."
Owen nervously gets his food and walks away, "Um, I didn't really say anything important."
Chef responds, "I'm sure you didn't."
After Owen went to his team's table, Chef beckoned Noah forth.
"You, scrawny kid, gimme your plate!"
Noah allowed the chef to serve him an extra helping of the sloppy joe meat. Before he could leave, however, the meat somehow moved by itself and jumped back onto the ladle. Chef simply shoved it off harder, and Noah walked away disgusted.
Leshawna approaches Eva as the camera pans to the fitness buff getting her plate, "Hey what's up girl?"
Eva looked at her with intimidation, received her food, and walked away, ignoring Leshawna and angering her, causing her to call out, "Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?"
The chef then yelled out, "Next!" which startled Leshawna.
Next were Lindsay and Gwen.
"Excuse me, my nutritionist said that I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or, like, dairy," Lindsay requested.
Chef looked disinterested as he crushes a nearby fly with his hand.
Gwen looked up to Lindsay stating dryly, "I don't think that's gonna be a problem."
She then looked down at her food in time to see it twitch by itself.
"Yeah, me neither, girl," Simone added.
Lindsay saunters off with a cheery, "Cool."
Gwen stays behind and addresses Chef, "Okay, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think mine just moved."
Chef merely looked at Gwen straight in the eye and slammed a meat tenderizer on top of her sloppy joe. The meat splattered all over the three of them.
"Um..." Simone gulped.
Gwen smiled nervously, "Right, okay then!"
Just then Chris entered the main lodge and said, "Welcome to the main lodge."
"Yo, my man, can we order a pizza?" Geoff asked.
"Yeah, I could go for one, too," Jax agreed as the chef threw a butcher knife over his head.
"Whoa, it's cool, G. Brown slop is cool. Right, guys?" Geoff asked and everyone was either laughing nervously or cowering.
"Your first challenge begins in one hour," Chris said.
"What do you think he'll make us do?" Katie asked.
"Well, my money's on a team relay race around the beach," Simone answered.
"It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?" DJ assured.
All of the contestants were in their swimsuits and standing on a 1000-foot cliff.
"You were saying?" Jax asked.
"Oh, sh-," DJ said.