Second update in one day. That's a record for me. here's C. Also, Banana Bandana, is a Girl Scout camp skit, that is really funny. So I decided to use it.

It was one of those days, when is was just SWELTERING in the underworld. Nico was about to die. And sadly his clothing didn't help. He owned nothing but black and black attracts and absorbs heat. He decided to iris-message Thalia, who probably had experience with heat, while being with the hunt. But soon realized he didn't any drachmas. He knew Thalia had a monster-proof phone, only for emergencies. Well, I think this qualifies, he thought. He sought out to find his own. When he found it, he called a number, he had strangely long since memorized. Okay maybe they talked in more than in emergencies.

*Ring, ring*

"Hello?"

"Hey Thalia"

"Hi Nico. What's up?"

"Okay it's REALLY HOT here. How do I cool down?"

Thalia thought for a moment. "Okay, you got a bandana?"

Well Nico, being Nico thought she said Banana not bandana.

"Let me see, if Persephone has any."

"Sure."

Nico placed the phone on the ground and ran around trying to find Persephone.

"Persephone!Persephone!"

Persephone turned sharply, it wasn't everyday that she saw the son of Hades sprinting at her.

"Yes Nico?" She said uncertainly

"Do you have a banana?"

"Sorry What?"

"A banana. Thalia said I'd be cool if I had one."

"Well she must like bananas," Persephone murmured to herself, thinking it was cool as in "popular."

"Go ask your father," she said

"Dad!" Nico said running off.

"Such a strange child." Persephone muttered.

"What Nico?" hades asked sighing.

"Do you have a banana?"

"Ummmm, here"

Nico ran put and said on the phone, "Okay I got it."

"Great well, there's lots you can do with it. One is to wipe sweat off your face."

"Are you sure?" He said looking at the banana in his hand.

"Yes Nico I am."

"Okay" He 'wiped' sweat of his face.

"another is to put it on the ground and sit on it so you're not sitting on hot ground."

"If you say so."

"And lastly if you say it's really hot, then wet it and put it on you head."

"Thalia, How am I supposed to do that?"

Thalia was starting to think that the heat go to his head.

"And Thalia, how is a banana supposed to help me cool off. It just made a messy and sticky."

"Nico," Thalia said calmly as if she were talking to a 3 year old, "did you say 'banana'?"

"Yes," Nico said nervously

"Nico?"

"Yes?"

"I said bandana NOT banana"

"OH!"

"Nico?"

"Yes?"

"You're an idiot." And with that she hung up.

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