Feign-to pretend

It was a weird day at Camp Half Blood, well at least to Jason Grace. Everyone was acting different. His day went oddly. He arrived at CHB, for his day visit. He had chosen to live at Camp Jupiter, but visited once in a while. When he went to the entrance he was greeted by an unusual sight. The Stolls and Leo were looked calm.

"Hello dear Jason. Come for your day visit?"

Okay, thought Jason, something's going on. What he didn't know was that he chose a horrible day to come to CHB. That day was Feign Day. feign Day was when everyone pretend to be opposite of what they were. he looked around for Piper.

"Jason! Baby!" Piper squealed.

Jason was taken back. Piper didn't normally act like this...

"Oh baby! I missed you like sooo much!" She said and smothered him with kisses

"Hey Pipes, missed you too." Jason hurried away. something was definitely going on...but what? He would ask Annabeth, she was logical.

"Annabeth!"

Annabeth came out of her cabin and Jason thought he couldn't more surprised. Annabeth was wearing a miniskirt, tank top, heels, and like 5 lbs. of makeup.

"Hi Jason!" She said in a pitch higher than her normal voice.

"Hi Annabeth...ummmm can you tell me what's going on?"

"Uhhh, well I don't know. Percy's the genius."

"what's 2-1?"

"Is it 7? I'm right aren't I? YAY!" She said, proud of her acting skills. Annabeth twirled her hair around her finger.

"No...Bye"

"Bye Bye!"

He ran to the big house, where Dionysus was sitting.

"Hello Jason. How are you dear boy?"

Jason's eyes widened as he realized the severity of this...Dionysus got his name right. He ran out of the Big house and to the Ares cabin. Clarisse can never resist sparring.

"Clarisse!" he called, "do you want to spar?"

"Ugh," said a voice from inside the cabin, "It would mess up my nails, Grace!"

He walked to the Poseidon cabin, surely Percy would fight with him.

"Percy! Wanna fight?"

"Okay," mumbled a little voice from inside. The door opened and Percy appeared, he had round glasses, and a thick book in his hand. He pushed the glasses up. In other words he looked like a stereotypical nerd. (No offence to anyone who wears those glasses, or reads thick books. I have glasses, and thick books are my life. I just don't take 'nerd' as an insult. take it as a compliment. The one who says it? They're jealous of you, for being smarter than them.) He sat the book down and both went to the arena. They got in a fighting stance and in a flash Jason disarmed Percy.

"Oh I guess you win" Percy walked away.

Just when Jason thought it couldn't get ANY weirder, Nico and Thalia came skipping out of the Hades cabin. Which he hadn't noticed until now, was COVERED with was wearing a yellow shirt and shorts. Ana Thalia was wearing a yellow dress with a sunflower in her hair. Both were smiling. Jason decided to leave. As he left CHB he saw Katie Gardner kick some flowers.

"Stupid Flowers" She said.

Once Jason was out of sight, everyone at camp half-blood, started laughing.

"And that campers, brings our first annual Feign Day too an end."

Comments were heard afterwards.

"Ugh, someone get this stuff off my nails"-Clarisse

"Piper! Please help me get this makeup off...Gods. HOW does you cabin wear this stuff?!"-Annabeth

"Thalia! I need black! I look like a banana."-Nico

"I hate dresses."-Thalia

"Poor Flowers"-Katie

"We sure got that Jake Gonzalez"-Guess you said that...

So that's letter F.

I couldn't find a quote for feign...sorry

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