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KathyC
Tosh playing with the ringer on Gwen's cellphone, priceless.
Kev turning his attention to Andy? Maybe Andy can make Kev his "b*tch" instead of the other way around. 😈
Rhys and Alice meeting, walking in together, let's see Gwenzilla erupt over something innocent. Then Rhys being so disgusted over Gwen's outburst that he dumps her and takes Alice and Stephen to dinner, the park, zoo, any other family friendly place...
And, of course, we NEED Ianto to jump Jack's bones. Go all caveman on him. 😁
More, please.
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Gosh … maybe…
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Andy was watching the huge man who seemed to follow his every move and he slid over to Ianto "Hey buddy. What's the deal with him?"
"Bakuu are a society that deal with scent markers. Highly evolved species that are easily distracted with the right smells. Choose their mates that way, also makes it really had to trick one as they smell fear, anger… attraction" Ianto winked "I think he likes you. A LOT."
"He did smell the Captain right?"
"Yes. And then he smelt you. Seems you are the preferred smell right now" Ianto grinned, then his face changed as the Hub doors opened and Rhys entered stepping to one side to allow a woman and child in. Ianto glanced over at Jack who was moving fast, his face full of delight as he scooped up the child who called him Uncle Jack with equal glee.
River was deep I conversation with 11 so she missed the entrance but 12 ha seen the new arrivals and was sliding around the wall with his since out, intently staring at Alice. Ianto groaned as he knew the little latent particles in her DNA were showing, any Timelord can see them swirling around her like little fruit flies.
"Tad" he hissed "Cut that out."
Gwen chose that moment to stagger up for the changing rooms and she saw the child being hugged by Jack as Alice stood by Rhys who was absently reaching out to take her coat in a gentlemanly manner. She turned to him and smiled, both sharing a moment of … "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Everyone turned to see Gwen storming towards them, her head covered in a bright floral scarf like she wss about to scrub the floors or something. She looked like a strange pirate with her black eye almost puffed closed in a parody of an eye patch. She also looked half crazed.
"RHYS FUCKING WILLIAMS WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BIMBO WITH THE BIG ARSE AND TERRIBLE HAIR!" she screamed, Rhys stuck dumb by the sheer rudeness of the insult that was clearly misjudged given the state of Gwen's own hair… or lack thereof.
Alice however… is her father' daughter and she merely retracted her arm and then propelled it forward at speed. What some in the industry call a punch. She hit Gwen fair in the already swelling eye making her scream with pain as her head whipped back, followed by her body as she staggered on the grating I her high heels.
"What did you say about my arse you gap toothed bitch" Alice slathered reaching for her but Jack had managed to put his grandson down and step between the women, His arms out to shield them from one another.
"Now now sweet pea, let's all calm down now" he soothed. "And Gwen, that ws rude, what if she was another intergalactic…"
"I might have a gap in me teeth but at least I don't have a dick in me mouth that belongs to someone else" Gwen said with a wide grin.
"GWEN!" Rhys roared with open humiliation "What the fuck are you doing? This lady isn't with me, she came to see Jack. Jesus wept is that what you think of me? That I would cheat on you? That our relationship means so little I would have a bit on the side? Christ, ta very much missus. Not that I would, but if I ever did why would I being her here? I feel so fucking good now. Mind you … she is a looker!"
"Thanks" Jack said happily like the compliment was for him "She has her mother's cheekbones but the rest is all me."
Jack swung to face Gwen "And you have my attention. How dare you touch her, how fucking dare you say those things to my daughter. What the hell I wrong with you!"
"Daughter?"
"Get out!" Jack roared but Ianto was there to soothe.
"She can't leave we need her for the interrogation" he whispered to Jack, "Maybe see what Alice needs and she can escape instead. Not the best place for Stephen right now Cariad."
"Right. Right" Jack agreed still glaring a g hole into Gwen "Alice love, what do you need darling?"
"I came to see if you were going to come to Stephen's pay next weekend" she handed Jack an invitation then glanced at Ianto "And bring someone with?"
"What play?" Ianto asked Stephen with a look of interest like madness was not expanding around them as Kev roared in the background, seizing Andy and lifting him up off his feet to lick his face as Andy screamed and demanded he be put down… Then proceeded to smack the creature and scold like he ws a dog caught pissing inside.
"Midsummer's night dream" Stephen said excitedly, also ignoring things "I play one of the trees."
"Well .. wouldn't be a play without one" Ianto ginned back "I love that one. We will be there… I can not wait. I bet you are the one that holds his sleeping hammock, right?"
"The left one!" Stephen glowed "You guessed!"
"Only because I knew you were perfect for that part. Brilliant, you got just the right one!" Ianto reached out and touched the boy's shoulder gently "What a wondrous thing. Can't wait. Maybe dinner later? You and Mum come with us to a nice restaurant? Like grownups?"
"That would be lovely" Alice said with surprise watching her father smile at Ianto as he agreed with him.
"Sounds great Tiger, you make the arrangements? You know I am shit at that."
"Of course. It's a date. Cant' wait to see you perform" Ianto said to the child.
"Right, speaking of food. Come on you two … Maccaa!" Rhys boomed "I feel like a Big Mac with cheese."
"Yum" Stephen agreed as he looked to his mother who nodded and they started to follow Rhys out.
"Rhys?" Gwen whimpered with alarm.
"I came to se if you are alright. Clearly you are fine … just fucking bald. I don't know what fraternity thing you did this time, what lie you will tell me to explain it" Rhys snarled at her quietly as he watched Alice get her coat back on "I do not know what is wrong with you but if this is how you are acting before we are even wed…well… I don't know."
Ianto looked away from the argument to watch Kev kneel and look into a box Andy was opening, the intense stare almost sweet as he adored Andy who pointed into the box "See? Told you. It's broken."
"I can fix it Dandy" Kev said and Ianto blinked slowly as he glanced at his parentals who were stifling giggles.
Dandy?
Oh no. He had forgotten that. They call their mates Dandies. And Andy is so close a name… clearly it thought he was made just for him.
Ianto considered and found himself shrugging as he turned away.
Not my Bakuu, not my galactic interface!
"Well …at least he likes kids" 12 hissed to his wife as she also watched Jack and Stephen. She nodded silently as she glanced again at her son who still had no idea.