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FranArian
I think Andy and Kev will make a sterling pair. Perfect!
Yep, Rhys really needs to dump Gappy for Alice, much better match.
I shudder to think what 11, 12, and River are getting so excited about...think Ianto will surprise them though (he may be their son, but he's {luckily} very much his own person). Jack is likely to give them a surprise as well, if it involves Ianto.
And I'm wondering what the shot-but-not-dead Bakuu is doing, since he seems to be loose in the Hub without supervision...unless he's followed the scent to the coffee maker and is now silently worshipping it's shiny self.
Oh, and more Gwen-bashing, please! (That always makes my day.)
KathyC
Is Jack pregnant again? If it weren't for the intergalactic snafu then that would be a lovely thing.
HAHAHAHAHA on you, Gwen. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
Dandy Andy. I could see it.
So, what are Tosh and Owen up to?
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st_mick
Ooh... how secure is Ianto? Will he actually wonder if he's the baby-daddy? Jack's stupid jokes about shagging cute bouncers are enough to make anyone insecure...
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DeeBeader
Ddddaaannnggg, go Alice! Gwen just can't keep her gobby gap shut! If the 2 Doctors and River Song weren't there, Jack or Ianto might have done something, ummm, "illegal", say retcon back to childhood? Good on Rhys for telling her off!
Andy, you can't keep Kev, it wouldn't work out. Everytime you speak to someone in the course of your job, Kev would spazz out. Eat some garlic or go have a few White Castle murder-burgers to let him down "gently", so to speak.
Ianto is so good with kids, but having a baby Time Lord of his own with a living walking-talking Vortex in the form of Jack might be a bit much. And with River Song and the two Doctors as grandparents, Jack will NEED to be immortal just to keep up with Ianto and the baby. Better than dealing with the Bakuu, and socializing with Alice and Stephen will be good practice.
Javic... what you may not know now will bite your arse very soon. You'll find out just how much Ianto is like his mother when you learn you're preggers. You better hope you can convince Tosh and Owen to run interference with Ianto for you!
Tosh and Alice, what a tagteam! Owen's gonna be busy soon with Jack's pregnancy and dosing Gwen...
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Yep, a baby … let's see what that does to the dynamics
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"Excuse me Doctor Song?" Toshiko was suddenly in front of River who paused her stride, about to go to her son and she blinked as she looked down at the pretty lady who had a really determined look on her face "If you have a moment? We appear to have …lost the Bakuu we brought in. He's not on the floor where we left him."
"Where you…" she swung to stare at where the large creature had been sitting and groaned as she could only agree that there was now an empty space and she looked over at her son one more time before heading off with Tosh and Owen to search the Hub.
She couldn't help but think they were trying to keep her occupied… if not for the whole 'missing Bakuu Warrior' bit.
Ianto watched his friends intercept his mother and sighed softly, knowing that would only work for a short time and sooner or later she would be on him like white on rice. He leaned back to watch Jack and the two incarnations of his father have an in-depth conversation with hands flying, grimaces and an occasional finger waggle.
They were achieving nothing, it was all just so,e sort of shell game where the one left with the last word somehow won. He knew how this went, it was not his first rodeo with these incarnations. For some reason they seem to argue a damned lot. 10 however… he was just bloody funny. Bring back 10 I say.
Jack stopped talking for a moment to glance over at Ianto with that look he has when soooo naughty. Ianto found himself grinning back, in love with this fool. Then he felt someone sliding in behind him and barely had tome to register the arrival before his mother's hand waved beside him, aimed straight at Jack.
Ianto went still with horror as she scanned Jack with her Sonic Lipstick and then grunted, lowering it and turning to Ianto who watched the sonic until it went back in her pocket and he could relax "What darling. I had to check. He's acting most… excitable."
"That is Jack. Excitement is his middle name" Ianto deadpanned "Or is it cheeky."
"Well, it's the damnedest thing. I see Vortex energy, I was expecting that. But there is this spark of something … I thought he might be preggers but he isn't. Can't be. Died not too long ago, a recent resent. Just as well … imagine a child from him. God knows where it came from, you would have to get several DNA kits out … like a bitch in heat with a litter of more than one breed popping out" she laughed as she turned away and she missed the look of anger crossing Ianto's face as his hand slid to his own stomach.
No. Jack was not preggers. Couldn't be with his deaths and resets. No. No him. Ianto swung to stare after his mother with a soft bristling in his very soul as his hand rubbed for a moment to calm the other bristling feeling then he sighed, turning away before she could swing back to look at him with open surprise.
That damned coffee machine is sooo shiny ya know. Like a mirror.
Kev was leaning against the back of Andy's chair as Andy worked with Gwen to check the CCTV cameras for signs of invasion, the large man sniffing Andy' hair like it was a bouquet of flowers and Andy absently flicked his hand now and then like trying to shoo a fly.
Rhys on the other hand, he and Alice were finding the kitchen easier to navigate than they thought as the clever and thoughtful man who usually keeps things in order had a method that they understood and soon sandwiches and such were being trotted out to the main Hub's coffee table as Alice called out "Stephen love. Come have something to eat darling."
Ianto glanced at a passing plate and reached out snagging a cucumber sandwich and biting into it then groaning "Rhys, perfect!"
Rhys grinned with delight as Ianto took another and winked, turning to motion to the men still in the weird game "Oi, foodage!"
"Oh, food!" 12 said as he walked away from the other two like they had finished, Jack's finger crooked in mad rant as 11 shrugged then said softly "Well, he is the oldest I guess."
"Heard that pipsqueak!" 12 yelled over his shoulder.
As they all settled Ianto's thoughts roamed to Gwen … the pain. Of all the strange and impossoble things down here she seemed the most annoying and Ianto pondered what to do about her as she whined to Rhys that she didn't' find a dress she wanted yet.
Alice looked at the two of them and seemed crestfallen for a moment, and then she turned to her son for a conversation. Jack caught the moment and frowned as he looked from his daughter to Rhys, then saw that something was happening there that might not be so good for Gwen. He was not sure about that, or how to fix something that he would be torn over sides for.
"Right. Bakuu are pissed, we know they didn't mean to come here and if this is truly the wrong planet we need to help them on their way" Ianto said.
"But we can't let them invade another one!" 12 growled at his son "Helping them might mean the annihilation of an entire race!"
"I'll talk to them" Kev suddenly said "after I've eaten I will ring them and explain we fucked up again."
"Again" 12 repeated.
"Yeah .. happens sometimes" he shrugged like it was no big deal "They still won't change the perimeters of the star System Map to equate for that star that burned up last perceptual orbit of the system."
"Stupid" 11 said to him calmly "First thing you should do after a starburst is reset your map."
"That's what I think, I mean … I do remember some of the training but … the silly old fool in charge of the navigations is a first class drone" Kev said and then they had a conversation about idiots that River found herself drawn into more than once as she reminded her husband that a few of the people he was blaming for things were actually trying to help him when it had been him who actually broke or caused something.
"Semantics!" 12 felt the need to defend himself…ah… his younger self.
"If this is going to devolve into one of those yelling marches you between you two…three… then please take it somewhere else?" Ianto warned "We have an invasion to sort out? Shit. Is that a Beepa?"
Everyone looked up to find a little fluffy something rolling along a beam above their heads.
"Don't be stupid" Gwen said as she glanced up "That's the little Furby toy I found in the street on my way back. Isn't it cute? Wss gonna put a picture up on the notice board to see if anyone came forward. Some kid is missing that."
Ianto sighed softly with a roll of his eyes as the little ball of doom gave a menacing death cry and leapt from the beam into space.
Kev looked up and made a noise of alarm and he leapt like he might actually intercept it as Jack simply looked up and widened his eyes.
11 and 12 ran as their wife sat there still … abandoned.
Rhys threw himself over Alice and Stephen as Gwen started to scream.
Ianto could only sigh again.
Really?