Hi. I know I haven't updated in a while. I kinda focused on my other one shot Percy Jackson story…..

I don't own PJO or Star Wars. Also, I haven't watched all of them. My bro's obsessed, and I saw on part where a dude named Hans Solo who got incased with "carbonite" I think…..

And then there was this other part where Solo kissed Princess what's-her-face?

No seriously, what's her name?

I know Thalia is OoC, but I always thought she would be in love with Star Wars, because of "Luke". And I thought it would be funny.


It was after the Titan War and the hunters of Artemis had gone on a hunt to kill the rest of the rogue monsters. Well, everyone except Thalia. When Hera's statue fell on her leg, there was a curse. Any child Zeus that damaged or was hurt by the statue, then their injuries wouldn't be treatable by nectar and ambrosia. And their emotions were a little wacky as well. So Thalia under Artemis's orders had to stay at the camp site they set up. She said she would watch some old movies on the portable screen.

The hunters had killed most of the monsters and were heading back. When they got to the campsite they heard muffled crying. It was Thalia. The hunters thought it might be about Luke Castellan, or maybe the curse of Hera.

"NO! You can't die! I loved you"

The hunters crept into the tent. There was Thalia with her eyeliner smudged and running. She was crying over what she was seeing on the screen.

"Hans!"

Only the "geeky" hunter named Sydney knew what was going on. She went up to Thalia and comforted her.

"It's okay..."

"But why did it have to be him? Why must he be incased in carbonite?! WHY WHY WHY?! He was a wonderful boy, and then he runs off with that freaking princess. He's MINE!"

To say the hunters were shocked was an understatement. 2 hunters crying over a boy.

"THALIA GRACE! WHO IS THIS MAN!?" Artemis said.

"His name is Hans Solo and he is the greatest man alive" Thalia said a little dreamy.

"OMG! You're in love with Hans Solo!? Me too!" A hunter said. Soon the hunters were babbling about Hans Solo.

"WHO'S HANS SOLO?" Artemis yelled.

"A character from Star Wars…"

"What?"

So the hunters spent the rest of the day watching Star Wars. And a certain goddess of the hunt, may or may not have had a teeny crush on Hans Solo…

Let's hope Apollo doesn't find out. You know how over protective brothers get…


So yeah. Sucky ending, I know….

Please review. Someone tell me what that princess's name is.

-Randomosity4arty