FranArian
YES! Ding-Dong, the Gappy's DEAD!
And the secret is out...Ianto is preggers...
Jack likely has a sore jaw or nose, Owen needs a shower, Tosh and Ianto need to get to work spinning things to make the Invasion force leave, Alice can console Rhys and in doing so get herself a good Welshman to be a proper father figure for Stephen, the Doctors and River need to suck it up (Ianto loves Jack, Ianto is having Jack's baby, Ianto is an adult and can make his own decisions), the Bakuu may well apply for asylum...
Oh yeah...Kev and Andy need to stop doing THAT in the kitchen area before Ianto catches them in the vacinity of the coffee station
DeeBeader
1-11 is happy, 12 is slappy and Jack's gonna feel his doom from River and Ianto. Nice little family drama all around :D
2-YAY! No more Gappy! Tosh has a nice souvenir though. And Rhys has a new woman in his life... Jack's getting it from both ends here.
3-Bye-bye Bakuu and company. Now to find out how long ago Ianto got up the duff ... a pregnant male Time Lord versus his Mom! Find your Tardis, Ianto and fast; River has MAJOR plans for your confinement!
Eleana666
Well, the reaction to Gwen's death was kind of anticlimactic! I think Rhys could have had more of a reaction to Gwen's infidelity as well as her death! It all happened so quickly! An interesting combination of grief and comedy!
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KathyC
There's a song, by the Dixie Chicks, Goodbye Earl that is playing in my head now. LOL
Poor Owen, covered in brain matter. Am I a bad girl that that's all I feel bad about?
Ianto can leave the body in a "skid row" alley. Her mom may be an entitled prat, but she still deserves to know her spawn is dead.
Whoops, there goes the obstacle between Rhys and Alice. (Choking back giggles now.)
And Ianto, don't think that little fiasco will spare you from Momma River's questions.
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KatWillow60
A tit speared and a Shiny gets her in the end Clever clever
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Ianto was heaving Gwen's body onto a gurney when his mother turned to Jack and slapped him in the arm. Hard. "Are you just going to stand there watching? What is wrong with you!"
Jack looked at River like she was mad then moved to help, getting the body on the gurney as Rhys stood watching on in silent shock. Alice was beside him, her hand on his arm as she tried to comfort him but he didn't seem all that upset. Delayed shock maybe? Then he turned to look at her.
"It's the weirdest thing. I mean… me missus just sort of … lost her head there, ya know? I mean … shouldn't I be sad or something? Not…not…"
"Relieved? Freaked?" Owen was ever helpful in his offer to provide a suitable word "Hungry? Ianto WE ARE HUNGRY OVER … OWWWWW"
Toshiko had slapped Owen in the back of the head then smiled softly at Rhys "I think things between you and Gwen were strained as of late. The wedding plans, her and your mother not getting along … maybe it is a bit of a shock but if she had turned to you and said she wanted ot leave you, was shagging someone else…. would tht have been better? Or you telling her you were sick of her bullshit and leaving her? This way… it is simply a sad finished conversation without the need for the awkwardness."
"Yeah… yeah maybe that's it" he nodded "My Mam really didn't like her, aye!"
"Well I'm gonna go shower if no one is listening to me. Typical" Owen muttered to himself as he stomped off "Bloody typical. She gets shot and I get the slap. Even now she is passing the blame for her shit"
Toshiko followed him scolding gently now, wanting him to keep the grossness away from her workstation as he passed it, more than one piece of viscera sliding off as she made a noise of disgust and stepped around it with revulsion. Then she sighed and got some gloves to clean it up as she knew Ianto would otherwise and that was not fair.
"That's a shame" Alice said to Rhys as she rubbed his arm "Mind you, Stephen will need to have a strong woman in his future to get past me."
"Lovely little man" Rhys smiled at her "I wanted a son. A daughter would be nice too … like a footy team."
"Me too" she laughed then looked over to find her father staring at them both. She raised her eyebrows and he pursed his lips then moved away after Ianto.
"Yan?"
"You know I hate it when you call me that" Ianto scolded, turning to face him, the body now at the back of the SUV. "Will we give the Bakuu another chance? And what about Kev … him and Andy better cut that out or… what?"
"Sorry. I call you that in my head. Tiger. Yum-yan. Yani. Scrumpy … stuff like that" Jack rambled "Is Rhys hitting on my daughter?"
Ianto was still stuck on Yum-yan and nearing the acceptance of Scrumpy so he just shrugged, staring at Jack with confusion. Then he turned and shoved the body bag into the back of the SUV and Jack came to life again "Whatcha gonna do?"
"Going to take her and dump her somewhere the Heddlu can find her. Maybe with some spent casings for her weapon and some other calibre further along so it looks like a shooting where the attacker fled. Will keep them entertained for a fee days, her mother can cry she died in the line of duty .. maybe get a little plaque or some shit." Ianto shrugged. "I know we usually keep the bodies but she is still a probationary really and she was a shit agent!"
"You don't usually cuss like that. Are you mad at me?"
"Me? Why would I be mad Jack?"
Jack knew that was a trick question so he tilted his head to look at Ianto out the corner of his eye, something that sometimes helped with him for some reason and he was again taken with the handsome man smiling at him as he knew damned well Jack was thinking fast.
"Well .. OK. Maybe I should not have left Gwen at the base. Maybe not without gaffer tape and a chair … I had no idea she could fuck things up so quickly" he sighed then added" And I do acknowledge that you did warn me. Several time."
"Thank you" Ianto smiled then his smile slipped as he spied his mother moving at speed through the car park.
Jack turned to see why Ianto looked like that and his eyes widened as he saw the Bakuu warrior also moving fast, his face full of fear as she chased him with what appeared to be…. "Is that the salt shaker?"
"They hate salt" Ianto said, then slapped his head "Of course they hate salt. What am I thinking. Christ. Beepa hate grass … Bakuu hate salt. I knew that! Goddamned baby brain!"
Ianto then went back to closing the back of the SUV as Jack stood stock still staring at him in that weird 'deer in headlights' way he does when the end of the world is happening again.
He didn't have words really.
Not for that.
He did manage a grunt a River tore past, the Bakuu making a squealing noise now.
"Huh?"