Artemis Fowl Songs

by randomosity4arty

Artemis Fowl Parodies! Come and read them, please. I wrote parodies to songs I know and like for Artemis Fowl, I stink at summaries so please cut me some slack. Rated K plus 'cause I'm paranoid, no bad language.

2. You are my Arty

Hi,

Here is my next chapter. It is "You are my Arty" tune to "You are my sunshine, my friend came up with the idea, and I wrote the song. This chapter is dedicated to GreatReader3. She has some pretty awesome stories. By the way, it might not be very good. Virtual cookies are given to anyone who reviews. This is sorta a romance song, but not that much, I always was amused at the thought of Holly, Juliet, and Minerva fighting over Artemis. Check out IzztreeRocks912, some of her songs are co written by her, and some of mine by her. I bet she would really appreciate it. Spoiler for the 6th book, not major to the plot, but still.

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Minerva's POV

You are my Arty, my smarty Arty

You sacrificed a demon for me

Others won't know how smart you are

'Cause your IQ will scare them

Juliet's POV

You are my Arty, my little Arty

You are so cute when you can't do a pushup

You'll never know dear how eager I am

To teach you some Kong-fu

Holly's POV

You are my Arty, my human Arty

You saved the world like 7 times

You'll never know dear that I don't

regret kissing you

Opal's POV (don't worry in my world and probably yours too, Opal is EVIL)

I hate you Arty, I hate you Arty

I want to cut off your head

You'll never know "dear" how much I hate you

Because I will kill you first

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So, how did I do? Please review

Arty: If you review I will give you my wretched "Randomosity" shirt

Angeline: Don't you dare give away that shirt Artemis Fowl. *Very cheerful voice* But still, please review.

Arty: Talk about mood swings

Angeline:What was that?

Artemis:*gulp*