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FranArian
Large group of Beepa...thought they'd be clever and use the sewers to get into the Hub and are now just a big heap of furry finger food for the Weevils who had loads of fun hunting them down, and they would now like Torchwood to negotiate with the Bakuu for a similar "care package" this time each year as it's actually one of their race's festivals (rather like a Weevil-y Harvest Fest).

Or maybe the little buggers took a wrong turn in their rampage and all played lemmings into the Bay so you now have a big floating blob of drowned Beepa causing a stink (perhaps litterally...wet Beepa...Eeeewwww!).

Or the Beepa pack tracked their Gwen-snatched member back to the Millennium Centre but can't figure out how to get into the Hub and the Oval Basin is now a wriggling, squealing sea of rabid alien hamsters.

I think Ianto is going to decide whatever the problem is, he's not handling it because he's hungry (he's eating for two, damn it!). He's likely going to sit down for a meal with Jack, Rhys, Alice and Stephen, and strongly suggest his parents deal with whatever the situation is (since they helped cause it)...which is just another way of saying "let the games begin".

Eleana666
Probably a fuzzy Beepa going for the lasagna! However, they are allergic to garlic and all those Beepa hidden around began to die from the scent of it! Thank goodness! At least that threat is gone now! Hmmm.? Maybe?

Brose1001
Hrm. Well, I have been tye-dying today, and have the patterns on me brain.
So! How about...tye-dyed beepa that a bunch of kids got a-hold of. And now they are either rampaging in fury at their multi-colored fur, or they have called in the rest of their squad, and are chasing the kids begging for more tye-dye hahahaha

st_mick - The Beepa have discovered a distillery, and taken it over. They're either mean drunks, or extremely affectionate drunks. No middle ground. And you don't know until they're on you which way it's going to go - they're either there to attack you or have a cuddle...The distillery staff are being held hostage and will be released in exchange for Bakuu are face-palming over the fiasco that this invasion has become.

Wicked_Wench

Maybe neither Tosh or Owen knew Ianto was pregnant yet?

KathyC

The Beepa found the remains of Gappy and have started to feast. And wouldn't you know it, they procreate like the ass blasters from Tremors 2. Get enough to eat and they vomit up a baby Beepa. Soon there are hundreds of the little maniacs running roughshod all over Cardiff.

DeeBeader

1-Well, well, well, Jack has a hidden spaceship as his quarters... could it be some of the remains of the Chula ship he had, pieces that he found which re-entered the atmosphere? And Jack, no sneaking up on River. She has a Sonic Screwdriver and knows how to use it. She's also your mother-in-law... and Ianto might get very pissed if you hurt his mother.
2-Ianto, Ianto, Ianto... get your Tardis, take Jack for a ride and hide from your Mama until AFTER the baby is born... for, maybe, 10 years? Send her pictures for the duration. (that was so great, scandalizing her with your naughty play deeds :D :D :D)
3- The Beepa and the Bakuu invasion force have discovered the equivalent of marijuana on this planet - Dandelions! (makes a damn good wine...) Stoned Beepa staggering in the street with a bad case of the munchies + cake shops + odd liquids = mayhem?

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Well we all seem to agree that it should be loud, colourful and messy Hmmmmmmmm

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"So… it seems that they have followed something this way, the wave of them is definitely converging on the Plaza based on the calculations" Tosh said as calmly as she could "I estimate a total overload of fluffs within two hours."

"Well … my main concern is not those ones … it's the ones that found the shopping mall over to the North of us" Owen replied "Look … little shits have found the booze."

"What?" Jack pushed the chair he was in the casters sending him backwards across the Hub to watch as the little fuzz balls rolled around on the mall, people screaming and running as they descended on them like rabid rats. Fat ones. Jack's mouth fell open as doors flew open form the nearby paint shop, multicoloured fluffs now rampaging with an interesting kaleidoscope of colour starting to decorate the floor of the mall as paint soaked Beepa rambled about slamming into each other and anything else they could find.

"Well … is it the booze or the grass making them do that?" Tosh asked, frowning as she noticed something else "Oh no."

"Oh no what?" Jack was rolling towards her, his feet peddling as Ianto calmly walked past to look for himself.

Some were to the plaza, slamming into each other and then tumbling into the bay below with little squeals.

"Right. Part Lemming" Owen muttered.

"That ws not real" Ianto turned to face Owen with a look of exasperation "The Great Lemming Migration was fake. Disney deliberately forced them to do that, filmed it and made it all up for something to do. Lemmings do not run off cliffs every year, think about it. They would all be dead. Extinct."

Owen was staring at Ianto with wide eyes and then he said in a little voce "Disney? Disney… lied?"

"They call is Fake News now I think" 12 said with a frown, then a squeak as River appeared beside him, her on frown deep and he looked at her, did a double take and leaned over to his younger self "What's her boggle?"

"Don't' know. Something to do with Squish" 11 replied in a low tone "I don't know what he has done but she is murderous."

"Huh" 12 shrugged, knowing his son was capable of great things. Naughty things too.

"It's not booze." Ianto was leaning forward, the coat jacket falling open and Owen looked up from where he was kneeling to plug in another screen, looking straight up at the little bump with surprise. Ianto unaware that someone had just clocked the baby continued to speak "It's the water. Look, they are all moving through the little water fountain at the mall and look here, puddles… the gutters … it's the rain. The rain it making them… oh no. The bay. If they like water… oh no!"

Ianto straightened up to look at Jack with horror as Jack motioned for Tosh to change cameras to the one overlooking the bay which showed a sea of fluffiness.

"Fuck me!" Ianto sighed.

"Looks like someone already did" Owen pointed "Mate … bloated much? What did you have for breakfast. You know you need to watch your diet, you look preggers toady!"

Ianto's face changed to one of horror as he looked over at his parentals, the mother frowning, the older's face one of open shock as the younger…ah….here we go.

11 let out a shriek of glee leaping in the air and running for Ianto "BABY! A BABY! MY BABY IS HAVING A BABY? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

This incarnation likes babies" Ianto said softly to a startled Jack "Did you know he speaks baby? My Tad?"

"What?"

Yah. He speaks baby, has taught me some of it but he is fluent!" Ianto nodded then went back to talking to Tosh like nothing had just happened, the plate of scones Alice had been carrying slowly sliding towards the floor as she stood in the doorway with her mouth open listening to the conversation.

"Careful love" Rhys saved the scones, lifting the plate before everything was lost and hummed as he headed for the coffee table by the old sofa "Scones, get them while they are hot!"

"It's not just water … look at the village green" Tosh said as she clicked to a nearby village, overrun with the creatures as well as the large Bakuu warriors. They were all in the green centre, kneeling as they picked dandelions and shoved them in their moths like they were starving, humming as they enjoyed the feast.

"Flowers."

"No … they are not just a flower. They are an …oooooooo" 11 leaned back from the screen as Ianto made a small noise of alarm.

"Aphrodisiac. Right?" Ianto groaned "Are we about to see a bloody orgy out there with off their faces Bakuu? Oh gods, we will be the laughing stock of the universe if we defeat them with bloody weeds! Ewwww, not … arg … one is getting their kit off!"

"Well … they seem happy enough … for such … wow… for big creatures they have little…." Owen shrugged then his face changed as his workstation lit up with alarms and lights going off. He ran over and started to curse, slamming buttons and making small noises of alarm.

"Owen?" Jack says calmly as he rolls past again now with his feet up trying for speed over precision "Can you tell me what you are seeing?"

"They are multiplying" Tosh called out "They are eating the garbage and multiplying like bloody Gremlins or…. Oh no. Gwen's body was left by dumpsters ….ewwwwwwwww"

"Owen?" Jack ignored her as he watched Owen freak out.

"They are in the tunnels OK? The little furry fucks are in the tunnels trying to find us and the Weevils are rampaging" Owen cried out with concern "They are like… sharks in a feeding frenzy. Look… fur is practically flying down there. They will get tummy aches with those fur balls!"

"I fell ill" Ianto suddenly blurted, turning a terrible shade before turning and throwing up on the wastepaper bin.

Everyone stared at him as he made a noise of disgust, then did it again.

"Turn it off, turn it all off" Jack demanded, leaping from the chair that flew back into the water pool as he raced to Ianto, "Come on love. Come sit over here. Morning sickness is a terrible thing, come on. Sit down, Rhys… water!"

"Hang on a sec …. What is going on here!" Owen rose and started looking around the Hub "Where are they … The hidden cameras, come on. Is Ants and Dec about to leap out laughing at me or something?"

Ianto sighed, and then threw up again.

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Oh dear… what a mess. You lot are horrible.