I'm currently working on another parody, and thought in the mean time I could show you my Artemis Fowl play. Once again, my friend came up with the root, for this story. (Ha ha "root"). S anyway, I might be putting some plays, but not many. :) I wrote this before I read The Lost Colony. So to you MinervaXArtemis fans, sorry, but I'm HollyXArtemis.
Kiss Me I'm Irish
Scene 1: Holly and Juliet (not what you think, don't be disgusting)
A-Arty
H-Holly
T- Trouble
J-Juliet
B-Butler
M-Mulch
A- HOLLY, PLEASE COME HERE A MOMENT
H-YES?
A-KISS ME I'M IRISH
H- WHAT IN THE NAME OF FROND IS WRONG WITH YOU MUDBOY!?
A-NOTHING
H-WELL IF YOU INSIST
*HOLLY LEANS IN*
*JULIET WALKS IN WITH A CARROT GRINDER*
J- HOLLY SHORT! WHAT THE HECK! I'M WRECKING MY NAILS ON THIS CARROT GRINDER AND YOU'RE DOING THAT?
*JULIET WALKS OUT, AGITATED*
SCENE 2: POSSIBLY JEALOUS TROUBLE AND QUOTING MULCH
A- WHERE WERE WE?
H- WELL IF YOU INSIST
*HOLLY LEANS IN (FOR THE 2ND TIME)*
*TROUBLE AND MULCH WALK IN*
T- CAPTAIN SHORT! WHAT IN THE NAME OF FROND ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM?!
M- YEAH, WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO WOULD KISS SOMEONE OUT OF THEIR SPECIES?
A- WE DIDN'T-
T- YOU WERE ABOUT TO!
H- BUT YOU JUST HAD TO INTERRUPT. AND WHY DO YOU CARE?
T- UMMMM *BLUSHES*
A- I GUESS I'LL GO ASK JULIET, THEN
*WALKS OUT*
SCENE 3: JULIET AND INNOCENT BUTLER
A- JULIET!
J- YES ARTY?
A- DON'T CALL ME THAT
J- I DIDN'T CALL YOU "THAT", I CALLED YOU ARTY
A- ANYWAY, KISS ME I'M IRISH
J- OKAY, IRISH DUDE
*JULIET LEANS IN*
*BUTLER WALKS IN*
NARRATOR- NOW WHEN MR. BUTLER WALKED INTO THE SIGHT BEFORE HIM, HE WAS INNOCENT, WELL MAYBE NOT ENTIRELY BUT AT THE MOMENT YES HE WAS. HE ONLY WANTED A SANDWICH, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? HE THOUGHT TO HIM SELF. BUT ALL HE SAID WAS...
B- WRONG TIME SIR?
J- OBVIOUSLY DOM! I WAS ABOUT TO KISS ARTY
B- ALSO KNOWN AS MY EMPLOYER AND SOMEONE TO PROTECT
J- SO I'M A THREAT?!
*JULIET AND BUTLER BICKERING*
A- I THINK I'LL SETTLE TO AN APRON
J- ARTEMIS FOWL WEARING AN APRON, WHAT A SIGHT TO SEE!
How was that? Sorry for out of characterness.
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